Trump is not evacuating and will stay at Mar-a-Lago through storm

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[BlueIdaho]

1. Please tell me this is true...

[Ohio Joe]

2. Well...

I gotta root for the storm

[brer cat]

3. God, if you are listening...

we would like a favor.

[msongs]

4. down with the ship... nt

[FoxNewsSucks]

42. If only. . . .

[Coventina]

5. OK, I know a lot of good DUers live in the area.

I'm sure they are evacuating?

Right?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Mar-a-Lago is in a mandatory evacuation zone

I have stayed though several hurricanes but never in a storm surge zone.

[Coventina]

18. So that POS talking anus is going to endanger his SS protection detail because???

Dear god/dess how I hate that man!!!!

[zeusdogmom]

45. His SS detail and probably his housekeeping staff, etc. too

What a pathetic little man

[obamanut2012]

44. No, it's barely a Cat1

And, working people can't evacuate. No one I know does.

[49jim]

6. Maybe the storm surge

will wash out some of the documents he is hiding!

[MerryBlooms]

7. He is probably already left, but requiring staff to stay.

[Doc Sportello]

8. Staffer on The Apprentice said he evacuates in front of everyone

[Grasswire2]

20. I see what you did there.

(I think.)

[Doc Sportello]

21. You did.

[FoxNewsSucks]

37. ...

[Doc Sportello]

38. Hahahahaha!

Yours is much funnier than mine. I laughed out loud.

[FoxNewsSucks]

41. I've been waiting for something worthy of Dr Fauci cracking up

[Tribetime]

62. Excellent 👍funny shit

[Comfortably_Numb]

9. Ordinarily I would feel for the secret service for having to stay but they are so trump infected

I’m feeling “meh, you cultists just hang together.”

[DemocraticPatriot]

55. I suspect they feel about him as one would feel about a severly delinquent child--

it's their duty to protect him, but trying to keep him out of trouble must sometimes drive them to despair--

and then he grabs the goddamn steering wheel while they try to drive...

[Dave in VA]

10. Don't worry, he'll be fine

he has his Sharpie with him!

[mzmolly]

14. LOL

[First Speaker]

11. Oh, I suspect he'll be "evacuating", all right...

[musette_sf]

27. Code Brown

[dweller]

13. Just tell him that tomorrow

There will be a full solar eclipse that he will want to see with his own eyes too



✌🏻

[fierywoman]

15. Oh, he'll just take out his MegaSharpie and draw a re-direct on the storm map.

Personally I hope the building is flooded about 5-6 feet.

[Atticus]

16. As long as tfg has his Sharpie he can steer the storm, so why should he evacuate? nt

[fierywoman]

19. (great minds, my dear Atticus, great minds ...)

[Atticus]

22. "Great minds", indeed, fiery! nt

[Atticus]

23. "Great minds", indeed, fiery! nt

[Ms. Toad]

49. You guys beat me to it.

But I was at least smart enough to scroll down the captions for "sharpie" before posting.

[fierywoman]

51. Welcome to the club!

[OAITW r.2.0]

17. Lash him to the flagpole....nt

[republianmushroom]

24. Since the DoJ isn't doing anything just maybe "God" will ?

[DBoon]

25. "not evacuating"?

Given his diet, no surprise he is constipated

[debm55]

35. LOL.

[yellowcanine]

26. Gotta keep his eye on his classified document stash.

[Tree Lady]

34. I was thinking that and no one else

Wants him to stay with them. Wouldn't trust he would pay for stay and security.

[tavernier]

28. It's a CAT 1 !!! Even his fat ass wouldn't have to move too fast

to stay out of danger.

Geesh.

[Deuxcents]

36. So true.. we just had Cat 4 Ian.. what a wimp

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. This makes me smile

Link to tweet

[ok_cpu]

30. Play through

[Iris]

31. Awesome!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. From the Washington Post

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/11/09/nicole-storm-hurricane-florida-updates/

The surge threat prompted mandatory evacuations in several coastal areas, including Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach County, where Donald Trump is staying. The former president is not leaving, an adviser said, although his club has been closed.

The surge, which could peak at 4 or 5 feet above ground level, is forecast to increase Wednesday night into Thursday morning as the core of Nicole comes ashore. It will be most damaging around high tide, which is set to occur between 8 and 8:30 p.m. Wednesday along Florida’s east coast and again between 8:30 and 9 a.m. Thursday.

[debm55]

33. I won't post what I thinking, Others here have posted it far better, LOL

[Kennah]

39. Hurricanes are repulsed by ketchup

[Orrex]

40. Maybe that miserable daughter-fucker will finally achieve his decades-overdue death

Ahem. I mean, I hope that our esteemed former president remains safe during this challenging time.

[VGNonly]

43. Bon Voyage

[WarGamer]

46. The magnificent Post Estate (I don't like to refer to the current occupant)

has been through many storms, many worse than this... it'll be fine.

[orleans]

47. his stolen papers will get washed away

and he'll go floundering into the ocean after them (along with his motley ss crewe)

desatan will have to send a tug boat out to rescue trump.

but he won't.

melanoma relaxes on her divan, fluctuating between sipping a tropical strawberry mango drink and simulating oral sex on a peeled banana.

junior doesn't knock before he bursts thru her bedroom door, announcing he found more coke.

she bites down on the banana and sets her drink aside. then she turns over to see her step-son standing beside her wearing only his white underwear halloween costume.

melanoma scowls.

the water is rising. she listens to the raging storm as junior continues staring down at her, smiling.

the end

[gratuitous]

48. It's too dangerous to rescue people who don't listen to the authorities

I know the former guy is used to special treatment always and everywhere, but how many people would have to be pulled off other rescue details to attend to one stubborn man if worst comes to worst at Mar-a-Lago? Would Gov. DeSantis hurt the efforts to help other people to save he former guy?

[ZonkerHarris]

50. Selfish prick putting Secret Service agents at risk.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

52. For this thread

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[Blue Owl]

53. Lard Ho!

[Tree Lady]

54. Someone just said Tiffany is supposed

To get married there this weekend. If he is hoping to keep to plans sort of makes sense why he didn't leave as long as storm doesn't get worse. He loves attention, the wedding for him is not about her, its about everyone seeing him walk her down the aisle.

[DemocraticPatriot]

56. Here's your big chance, God!

I will not question your wisdom, regardless of your acts.

[malaise]

57. Cat1

That is all

[Straw Man]

58. If it was a mini-series ...

... this would make a hell of a last episode. I'm just sayin'...

[Rstrstx]

59. I would be amused if DeSantis enforced a mandatory evacuation

Just to get under Trump’s skin a little bit more.

Of course DeSantis would never do it because it might have the unintended side effect of saving a few lives.

[Buns_of_Fire]

60. I think he should pull a King Canute...

Go stand on the beach and command the hurricane to go around him so his beautiful golden locks don't get wet.

(Yes, I know the story is apocryphal, and the real Canute was a pretty good leader. I just like the image of Lardass staggering back across the road, soaking wet, with seaweed hanging off him. )

[Paladin]

61. Glad to hear it. (nt)

[Tribetime]

63. Who gave the order...DeSantis....this is gonna get good

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

64. He should move the boxes of documents up from the basement for safety.

I'd bet that, after the last FBI raid, he moved documents from his other residences and offices and put them in Mar-a-Lago. He's a slippery weasel.

If the boxes get too wet, they'll be of no value to Putin, Xi, or Kim.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

65. Tiffany Trump is getting married at Mar-A-Lago this weekend

Link to tweet

[obamanut2012]

66. It's passed us already, sun is out and the wind is cool

Just storm debris.

[AngryOldDem]

67. Hubris.