Jesus gets a Blue Check

[kpete]

Carpenter, Healer, God

Link to tweet

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[Irish_Dem]

1. Now that Jesus is on Twitter, I hope He kicks ass and takes names.

[yardwork]

2. This whole blue check thing is enormously entertaining.

Elon Musk - supposed super genius - didn't see this coming? He can't fix this now. It's irresistible. Literally anybody can sign up a fake account on Twitter and tank that company's stock within hours. Millions of Americans can't resist that kind of prank. What next? Musk has unleashed the Kraken.

[BlackSkimmer]

4. I think it's funny as hell.

For so many reasons.

Watching twitter crash and burn is better than I could have expected.

[yardwork]

7. And wreak havoc on Wall Street!

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Did Elon buy Twitter to kill off Enlightened thought?

Because the best ideas mean progress, and Twitter on the left was that. The right was only about money, power, and dissing the left. The right would eventually lose that war. So Twitter had to go.

[msfiddlestix]

5. I think we should keep Jesus's name out of political/corporate shit shows...

including here. What's Jesus got to do with any of it?

Nodda damn thing.

[keithbvadu2]

6. For eight bucks, you too can be a multi-$billion company or the Messiah.

For eight bucks, you too can be a multi-$billion company or the Messiah.

[rurallib]

8. Wow - the next bible will be a compilation of Jesus' tweets!

BTW is it je-sus or Hay-soos?

[Midnight Writer]

9. Hallelujah! He has Returned! Just as prophesized!

And this time He is Verified!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. But is it Republican Jesus?

[sky_masterson]

11. Jesus wrote a blank check

[Kennah]

12. Dude, recreate Mark 11:15