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Taverner

(55,476 posts)
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:18 PM Dec 2011

Anti-Masturbation Campaigns

Inspired by the FR claims about the Planned Parenthood page, I've noticed there have been quite a few "health specialists" going around trying to claim that masturbation is unhealthy. Often times, they are not doctors, but just 'some guy in the health industry.' The logic goes thus: When you have an orgasm, this makes you uninterested in your partner, and toxifies your system with dopamine.

Of course you get dopamine released all the time...when you smell food, when you sip coffee, when you exercise, etc. If dopamine is so toxic, then we should be spending our lives in sensory deprivation chambers.

This all goes back to that myth of sexual addiction - the new spin on the old "hairy palms" canard.



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Anti-Masturbation Campaigns (Original Post) Taverner Dec 2011 OP
You owe me a new keyboard. Bucky Dec 2011 #1
Well that is the goal of the Templars in Assassins Creed Drale Dec 2011 #2
I've been wondering when this would start up. Also, I'll not be surprised if some group RKP5637 Dec 2011 #3
Obligatory Monty Python... hunter Dec 2011 #22
OMG! Praise the sperm!!! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2011 #29
lol! HappyMe Dec 2011 #87
The infamous Aleister Crowley was accused of child sacrifice when PufPuf23 Dec 2011 #26
Well it certainly didn't help that he referred to ejaculating as "child sacrifice", lol Matariki Dec 2011 #28
150? That's all? aletier_v Dec 2011 #79
Remember, this was before DVD, VHS and the FF button n/t VWolf Dec 2011 #107
You realize of course that you're spilling little snowflake children all over? ...Just sayin'. n't poverlay Dec 2011 #111
haha, that's so awesome. themadstork Dec 2011 #86
And that was nearly one hundred years ago or so? I bet there are many RKP5637 Dec 2011 #34
But...but... badgerpup Dec 2011 #33
"I'm overthinking this, aren't I..." Probably, but it sounds fun! LOL n/t RKP5637 Dec 2011 #36
Biological facts are irrelevant for zealots. Don't worry, the ignorant can't be slowed down Quantess Dec 2011 #41
Your error was in applying biological knowledge and logic to this... JHB Dec 2011 #84
Tossers dipsydoodle Dec 2011 #4
soon they will be in your bedroom measuring the spread of the woman's legs rurallib Dec 2011 #5
oh no...not this again... iscooterliberally Dec 2011 #6
you're killing me! Quantess Dec 2011 #39
OMFG!!!! The Doctor. Dec 2011 #104
what a waste. ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #112
I agree. iscooterliberally Dec 2011 #114
Blessed are the Pooch in Spirit, for ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #116
I'm a recovering Catholic, I was indoctrinated to believe that blindness would be the result of louslobbs Dec 2011 #7
Lou, you were only supposed to go until you needed glasses (credit coalition_unwilling Dec 2011 #23
Yes, but I still loved it my friend, thanks louslobbs Dec 2011 #52
Recovering Catholic! kag Dec 2011 #98
Father: son, if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind Skittles Dec 2011 #99
Busybodies, one and all. MineralMan Dec 2011 #8
Did you know R Baden Powell invented Boy Scouts to dissuade them from masturbating Taverner Dec 2011 #10
Yes, I did know that. MineralMan Dec 2011 #46
Perhaps I exaggerated a little... Taverner Dec 2011 #92
Yes, perhaps you did. MineralMan Dec 2011 #95
Baden Powell was not a USAmerican, you might have noticed iverglas Dec 2011 #108
sex is repressed to increase masturbation. masturbation is prohibited so we use the wrong hand certainot Dec 2011 #69
What's a cowboy to do libodem Dec 2011 #9
Well, according to Republican sex expert Neal Horsley, 3waygeek Dec 2011 #42
Yeah, as long as you marry it meow2u3 Dec 2011 #63
Yeah, but boys can't marry boy mules and girls can't marry girl mules. That's just wrong. Arugula Latte Dec 2011 #102
What health specialists are these? redqueen Dec 2011 #11
And even that one holds no water Taverner Dec 2011 #14
Sure it does. redqueen Dec 2011 #25
Here's a few Taverner Dec 2011 #27
Are you sure your OP isn't overstating the case? redqueen Dec 2011 #32
If you hate sex, just come out and say it Taverner Dec 2011 #53
How is that a response to my question? redqueen Dec 2011 #67
No, the right wingers have been harping about masturbation, too Aerows Dec 2011 #71
Yes of course... redqueen Dec 2011 #72
One link is to a RW blog (who claims he is a "health specialist") the other is a Woo Woo Blog Taverner Dec 2011 #91
Are you referring to the two links you posted? redqueen Dec 2011 #97
Both of those articles convey the message 'Orgasms=bad' Taverner Dec 2011 #101
It's similarly not my fault you didn't pick up on the actual message. redqueen Dec 2011 #103
You can lose a little sensitivity, your nerves don't go away Taverner Dec 2011 #105
Twelve? n/t bitchkitty Dec 2011 #110
Apparently, orgasms are "emotionally alienating" Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #113
They need to quit beating a dead horse KamaAina Dec 2011 #12
Considering that 100% of people masturbate, I have to wonder... Eliminator Dec 2011 #13
But yet there is self loathing that "comes" with it, for some conflicted people. Quantess Dec 2011 #30
Many of the religulously insane deeply loathe hifiguy Dec 2011 #31
Exactamundo! Explains their "Not of this World" campaign Taverner Dec 2011 #106
the 1% depends on not talking about which hand to use.... certainot Dec 2011 #70
My response to anti-masturbation campaigners... backscatter712 Dec 2011 #15
heh heh heh. progressoid Dec 2011 #16
Faces of Dopamine (Caution:Graphic) kenny blankenship Dec 2011 #17
I am waiting for the right to lifers to claim that life begins in the testicals. liberal N proud Dec 2011 #18
Everyone will be wired with sensors feeding into the anti-masturbation grid, informing RKP5637 Dec 2011 #24
shit, i exercise five to seven days a week reggie the dog Dec 2011 #19
A man was arrested for public masturbation on a flight from Spokane to Denver last Thursday. The louslobbs Dec 2011 #55
I don't know if anyone else noticed, DocMac Dec 2011 #20
I did notice that and he's also been walking with a wide stance lately as well. Must be doing some louslobbs Dec 2011 #56
Could you type your OP in Braille? I seem to have gone blind. Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2011 #21
must . . . go . . . shave . . . hands . . . ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #35
Hairy palms? I thought it was hairy knuckles...nt joeybee12 Dec 2011 #37
How is your health? George Glass Dec 2011 #38
Won't someone PLEASE think of the kittens?!? 1monster Dec 2011 #40
Noooooooooooooooo............. PotatoChip Dec 2011 #61
is there anyone here who would deny the FACT that at least 90% of seriel killers have a history of Douglas Carpenter Dec 2011 #43
Proposed public service announcement... markpkessinger Dec 2011 #44
can you link to ONE health specialist that has declared masturbation is unhealthy seabeyond Dec 2011 #45
Shouldn't this be in the pintobean Dec 2011 #47
pintobean... i almost didnt recognize you seabeyond Dec 2011 #48
Thank you for the smile and the feel good pintobean Dec 2011 #49
I'm anti-masturbation. MrSlayer Dec 2011 #50
Helps the urine stream. sarcasmo Dec 2011 #51
Every credible medical finding I've seen reported suggests it's healthy. Good for the prostate, etc. DirkGently Dec 2011 #54
Great for the body sarcasmo Dec 2011 #57
Hard to believe a 30-yr-old virgin would have taken that view. DirkGently Dec 2011 #60
The religious crazy have read it in one of their good books. sarcasmo Dec 2011 #90
Old Testament lolly Dec 2011 #96
Wow. So, once again, something that sort of made sense to ancient Hebrews becomes "morality." DirkGently Dec 2011 #100
what kind of wanker.... unkachuck Dec 2011 #58
The First Time I Had Sex... I Was So Scared... WillyT Dec 2011 #59
In the dark? smirkymonkey Dec 2011 #115
Maybe that's why I feel sick all the time. jerseyjack Dec 2011 #62
Never! From my cold, dead, aloe-scented hands! n/t krispos42 Dec 2011 #64
This is just bigotry against solosexuals. krispos42 Dec 2011 #65
solosexuals dmr Dec 2011 #109
Awesome! Behind the Aegis Dec 2011 #118
Okay that better get a DUzy Tsiyu Dec 2011 #121
Dopamine is bad? I didn't know that. I must be swimming in that shit BoWanZi Dec 2011 #66
Why do you think they call it "Dope"? kenny blankenship Dec 2011 #75
this alien explains earth's power structures depend on wrong handed masturbation... certainot Dec 2011 #68
Look at the founder of Kellogg's Cornflakes. Fearless Dec 2011 #73
Ha. Kellogg was an early adopter of BDSM aletier_v Dec 2011 #80
Do you have any links of people discussing this? octothorpe Dec 2011 #74
" you have filter out the people who are just trying to rile people up" redqueen Dec 2011 #85
Anti-masturbation specialists rub me the wrong way. Akoto Dec 2011 #76
I am going to start a company that produces Angry Dragon Dec 2011 #77
We need everyone to give us a hand, reach around and support this effort. COME ON !!!! Monk06 Dec 2011 #78
I'll join this discussion in about 4 minutes... cbrer Dec 2011 #81
Some people CLEARLY can only get off through telling other people NOT to get off. Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #82
I consider this sort of thing to be evil of the highest order n/t deacon_sephiroth Dec 2011 #83
Isolated opinions satirized by the mainstream LanternWaste Dec 2011 #88
Taverner, this time you've really pulled a boner!! n/t retread Dec 2011 #89
The GOP has enough jackoffs on its primary ballot. It doesn't need its members making more. Erose999 Dec 2011 #93
I'm against this... I think they should all go fuck themselves. Erose999 Dec 2011 #94
kick Quantess Dec 2011 #117
The Mormon Church is very much opposed to masturbation. Nye Bevan Dec 2011 #119
In other words . . . markpkessinger Dec 2011 #120
Pretty much Taverner Dec 2011 #124
That's sad and hilarious at the same time. Quantess Dec 2011 #123
I'd type an epic diatribe about this but it takes too long with one unhealthy hand n/t DotGone Dec 2011 #122

Drale

(7,932 posts)
2. Well that is the goal of the Templars in Assassins Creed
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:21 PM
Dec 2011

Make everyone live in the Matrix so that they can't really hurt themselves.

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)
3. I've been wondering when this would start up. Also, I'll not be surprised if some group
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:23 PM
Dec 2011

doesn't start saying masturbation is akin to abortions, that you're killing future children. It's all sooooo F'ed up anymore I'm not surprised by what idiot rises to the forefront anymore with ignorant claims and a flock of followers form.

PufPuf23

(9,744 posts)
26. The infamous Aleister Crowley was accused of child sacrifice when
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:58 PM
Dec 2011

he wrote about solitary sex magick ritual.

Matariki

(18,775 posts)
28. Well it certainly didn't help that he referred to ejaculating as "child sacrifice", lol
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:04 PM
Dec 2011

and boasting of doing that "particular sacrifice on an average about 150 times every year".

He sure knew how to shock Victorian England.

poverlay

(2,397 posts)
111. You realize of course that you're spilling little snowflake children all over? ...Just sayin'. n't
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 03:51 PM
Dec 2011

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)
34. And that was nearly one hundred years ago or so? I bet there are many
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:37 PM
Dec 2011

fundamentalists that believe that was the best of times for persecutory behavior.

badgerpup

(4,837 posts)
33. But...but...
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:22 PM
Dec 2011

...that only works for the guys!


A woman's orgasm(s) don't cause ovulation...the ovaries aren't wired that way.
If they were, then there'd either be a lot fewer pregnancies...or a lot more multiple ones.

I'm overthinking this, aren't I...

Quantess

(27,630 posts)
41. Biological facts are irrelevant for zealots. Don't worry, the ignorant can't be slowed down
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:59 PM
Dec 2011

by medical knowledge.
(You're correct, but that won't stop anyone from runnin away with this zinger!)

JHB

(38,111 posts)
84. Your error was in applying biological knowledge and logic to this...
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 07:22 AM
Dec 2011

...without understanding their "argument" is not a reason, it's an excuse.

These people are against Unauthorized Sexuality in any form. And even the Authorized forms should stay in a closet. All else from them is rhetoric.

rurallib

(64,634 posts)
5. soon they will be in your bedroom measuring the spread of the woman's legs
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:29 PM
Dec 2011

This folks, is good government.

Quantess

(27,630 posts)
39. you're killing me!
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:52 PM
Dec 2011

That is one of the most ridiculous videos I've ever seen! The most apperant part, is that they clearly have a spark in their eyes while they are sitting around exhausting the topic of masturbation.

 

The Doctor.

(17,266 posts)
104. OMFG!!!!
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:04 PM
Dec 2011

"If he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?"





There just aren't words for this level of stupid irony.

"Stupirony"?

ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts)
112. what a waste.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 05:21 PM
Dec 2011

the real sin is that so many promising kids and teens are ruined by religion. Falsehoods, fear, unnatural views of sex and other human behavior, - it warps them for years to come.

I once dated (once) a woman who I did not know was a trolling bible beating bigot, who agreed to the date solely to get me to attend their "church." Every member came up and greeted me, everyone tried hard to make me the most important person in the world, and every single person was smiling, holding my hand or putting their hand on my shoulder.

It creeped me out something fierce.

About ten years later, I accidentally ran into her again. She had married within the church, she was beaten to a pulp repeatedly by Dear Husband, she finally got enough guts together to divorce him, and she left that religion. Once she got out, she realized just how creepy and controlling everyone had been, including her parents. She was a very changed woman, and you could tell those wounds were not just physical.

iscooterliberally

(3,154 posts)
114. I agree.
Fri Dec 16, 2011, 01:39 PM
Dec 2011

I was raised catholic and went to all catholic, private schools. My younger brother and sisters got to go to public school after my parents realized that the private catholic school was more expensive, but not really better. My brother and sisters still attend church and believe, and all that. They can't understand why I won't go. I simply do not believe in anyone else's religion. Besides, I went to enough church in my first 18 years to last me a life time. I would rather attend St Doggy Park's church.

ChairmanAgnostic

(28,017 posts)
116. Blessed are the Pooch in Spirit, for
Fri Dec 16, 2011, 02:09 PM
Dec 2011

there's the most unconditional love and attention. It gives one paws, to consider how damaging the other kind of churches can be.

Now, I am off to scratch someone behind the ear. He feels ignored this am.

louslobbs

(3,416 posts)
7. I'm a recovering Catholic, I was indoctrinated to believe that blindness would be the result of
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:33 PM
Dec 2011

"waxing the ole carrot." lol
Lou

 

coalition_unwilling

(14,180 posts)
23. Lou, you were only supposed to go until you needed glasses (credit
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:54 PM
Dec 2011

to George Carlin for this riff, IIRC

Skittles

(170,506 posts)
99. Father: son, if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:44 PM
Dec 2011

Son: Hey dad! I'm over here!

MineralMan

(150,980 posts)
8. Busybodies, one and all.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:33 PM
Dec 2011

More attempts to retreat to the 19th century, when all sorts of books predicted dire consequences for it. Morons abound.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
10. Did you know R Baden Powell invented Boy Scouts to dissuade them from masturbating
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:40 PM
Dec 2011

The guy was SERIOUSLY hung up on this, and suggested that wrestling other boys would help stop it, as well as playing army in the Scouts.

The First Boy Scout Handbook had anti-masturbation tips on almost every page

MineralMan

(150,980 posts)
46. Yes, I did know that.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 07:48 PM
Dec 2011

Thanks for reminding me. However, I just finished reading the 1911 Boy Scout Manual on my Kindle. There was not a single reference to masturbation in it. Perhaps you have some incorrect information, at least about the US Scouting movement. Can you post a link for me to an actual Boy Scout manual where there is a reference to masturbation on "almost every page?" I'm afraid I'll have to insist on corroboration on this one. Not everything you hear is actually true, it seems.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
92. Perhaps I exaggerated a little...
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 11:59 AM
Dec 2011
http://www.troop97.net/bshb_ed1.htm

Right from the start, Scouting led most other youth organizations in recognizing that puberty is a major hurdle for adolescents. But the early Handbooks provided information that was too often just as inaccurate as what a boy might hear from his buddies. The first three editions call their puberty section "Conservation", and primarily serve up the myth that masturbation (they of course do not use this word) will seriously weaken a boy's strength and make him less able to resist disease (hence the title "Conservation&quot . The word "puberty" has yet to appear in any Scout Handbook (although several later editions do use the terms "masturbation" and "nocturnal emission or wet dream&quot . The first two editions do not discuss wet dreams. They refer to the sex act (and its undesirability before marriage) only in the most roundabout way.

MineralMan

(150,980 posts)
95. Yes, perhaps you did.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:07 PM
Dec 2011

Funny that I should have just finished reading the 1911 Boy Scout Manual. Right now, I'm reading the 1925 Girl Scout Manual.

A Kindle and Gutenberg.org give you access to all sorts of interesting reading.

 

certainot

(9,090 posts)
69. sex is repressed to increase masturbation. masturbation is prohibited so we use the wrong hand
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:40 AM
Dec 2011

the koran says it- man can only have sex with their wives and that which the right hand possesses

the 1% depends on the greed and fear that is produced when sex energy goes to the side of the brain connected to the right hand....

this alien explains it all!

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
102. Yeah, but boys can't marry boy mules and girls can't marry girl mules. That's just wrong.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:54 PM
Dec 2011


One other thing is that mule marriage won't lead to any bebes. Mules iz sterile, ya know.

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
11. What health specialists are these?
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:43 PM
Dec 2011

"Toxifies your system with dopamine"? People actually say that stuff?

Unreal...

The only logical argument against masturbation I can think of is more along the idea that overstimulation leads to desensitization.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
14. And even that one holds no water
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:44 PM
Dec 2011

The only logical argument I've heard is carpal tunnel...

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
25. Sure it does.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:56 PM
Dec 2011

The one I mentioned is actually backed up by actual evidence in the real world, science... that sort of thing.

I'm still curious about what "specialists" are saying that masturbation is bad for your health.

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
32. Are you sure your OP isn't overstating the case?
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:22 PM
Dec 2011

Those seem to be more talking about orgasms, addiction to sex, and possibly that overindulgence is bad for you more than attempting to claim that all and any masturbation is a bad thing no matter what... which is what your OP seems to state.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
71. No, the right wingers have been harping about masturbation, too
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:55 AM
Dec 2011

Here's the goal - no birth control, no abortion, no masturbation. No sexual activity without causing pregnancy. And since we all know abstinence works so well... you get the picture.

There's nothing evil or harmful about an orgasm, there's only evil and harmful reactions to people actually enjoying one. Look at female genital mutilation - designed to prevent women from having one. Freaking out about people enjoying sex and orgasms has caused more misery to the human race than many things.

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
72. Yes of course...
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:08 AM
Dec 2011

however the OP wasn't about right wingers but rather 'health specialists'.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
91. One link is to a RW blog (who claims he is a "health specialist") the other is a Woo Woo Blog
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 11:53 AM
Dec 2011

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
97. Are you referring to the two links you posted?
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:20 PM
Dec 2011

Those don't seem to be arguing that any and all masturbation is bad, which seems to be what you're claiming in the OP.

They seem to me to be more about the idea that overindulgence has negative consequences.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
101. Both of those articles convey the message 'Orgasms=bad'
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:53 PM
Dec 2011

It's not my fault you don't pick up on that aspect

As for overindulgence in orgasms, that's not really possible. After a while, say after 12 of them, you'll be in no position to have another.

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
103. It's similarly not my fault you didn't pick up on the actual message.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:01 PM
Dec 2011

As for overindulgence, it is not "in orgasms", it is "in masturbation". As in, as skin is stimulated, the receptors for sensation naturally lose their sensitivity. This is not an opinion. This is well-established scientific fact.

Furthermore, your OP did not state that any health specialists were on a campaign to claim that orgasms are bad. So it's still a misleading (and pointless) OP.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
105. You can lose a little sensitivity, your nerves don't go away
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:07 PM
Dec 2011

Usually that sensitivity is lost because you develop thicker skin when you break it

If you continually lost sensation in nerve endings, then shouldn't your fingertips be completely numb?

 

Eliminator

(190 posts)
13. Considering that 100% of people masturbate, I have to wonder...
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:43 PM
Dec 2011

It's kind of like being against urination, or breathing. What kind of emotional and/or psychological problems must one have in order to support this type of campaign? Maybe it's freeing, in some kind of way? I think I'll join the anti food campaign, or the anti scratching your balls campaign.

Quantess

(27,630 posts)
30. But yet there is self loathing that "comes" with it, for some conflicted people.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 05:14 PM
Dec 2011

Maybe they are hoping they can talk themselves out of it, next time.

 

Taverner

(55,476 posts)
106. Exactamundo! Explains their "Not of this World" campaign
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:07 PM
Dec 2011

Not only do they loathe their humanity, they think they are better than humans...

liberal N proud

(61,185 posts)
18. I am waiting for the right to lifers to claim that life begins in the testicals.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:48 PM
Dec 2011

Then they can pass laws banning masturbation.

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)
24. Everyone will be wired with sensors feeding into the anti-masturbation grid, informing
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:55 PM
Dec 2011

authorities immediately of any masturbatory behavior, and drones will be instantly launched to look into your house. Guilty ones will be taken to FEMA camps.

 

reggie the dog

(7,755 posts)
19. shit, i exercise five to seven days a week
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:49 PM
Dec 2011

and play with myself or have sex each day, i should be dead from dopamine

plus i havent noticed a lack of interest in my partner either....

sometimes we even masturbate together...

louslobbs

(3,416 posts)
55. A man was arrested for public masturbation on a flight from Spokane to Denver last Thursday. The
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:24 PM
Dec 2011

man was arrested by the FBI when the United Airlines flight landed in Denver. I guess he was lacking dopamine and needed a shot really badly. I'd have just ordered a cup of coffee myself.
Lou

DocMac

(1,628 posts)
20. I don't know if anyone else noticed,
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 04:50 PM
Dec 2011

but Tim Tebow has one arm that is much bigger than the other.

Just sayin.

louslobbs

(3,416 posts)
56. I did notice that and he's also been walking with a wide stance lately as well. Must be doing some
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:27 PM
Dec 2011

bareback riding as well lol.
Lou

PotatoChip

(3,186 posts)
61. Noooooooooooooooo.............
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:51 PM
Dec 2011

That really does happen? But I love my kitties!!!

Please God, don't make me choose!











Douglas Carpenter

(20,226 posts)
43. is there anyone here who would deny the FACT that at least 90% of seriel killers have a history of
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 07:11 PM
Dec 2011

masturbation? Anyone deny that?

markpkessinger

(8,888 posts)
44. Proposed public service announcement...
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 07:12 PM
Dec 2011

"If you have the itch, by all means scratch it -- but in private, please!"
 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
45. can you link to ONE health specialist that has declared masturbation is unhealthy
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 07:43 PM
Dec 2011

i have never heard of any doctor (and i assume you are referring to a doctor or this is totally bogus) claim that masturbation is unhealthy.

 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
48. pintobean... i almost didnt recognize you
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 07:53 PM
Dec 2011

glad you made it.

i got sad seeing posters i really like still over at du2 and not wanting ot come over. now today, i see someone i like and

i wanna just say.... yea. lol

 

pintobean

(18,101 posts)
49. Thank you for the smile and the feel good
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 08:01 PM
Dec 2011

It's good to see you, too.
I took a quick look at DU2 today, then deleted the bookmark. I predict almost everyone will get here eventually. I have no problems with the change, but I'll feel more at home when I can have Morning Woody in my sig line again.

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
54. Every credible medical finding I've seen reported suggests it's healthy. Good for the prostate, etc.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:21 PM
Dec 2011

Puritans consider science heresy.

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
60. Hard to believe a 30-yr-old virgin would have taken that view.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:45 PM
Dec 2011

I know the Bible says something about "not spilling the seed upon the ground." Did Jesus actually say that, or is it just Old Testament?

lolly

(3,248 posts)
96. Old Testament
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:15 PM
Dec 2011

The actual sin/transgression involved is the refusal of a man to impregnate his dead brother's wife.

Yes, really.

In the ancient Hebrew social system, women with no sons had no standing in the family. If a man died and left his wife with no children, it was customary for the man's closest male relative to impregnate the widow.

Any children would then be considered heirs of the dead son, and his widow would have all the rights of a daughter in law.

Onan refused to impregnate his brother's wife because he wanted all the family property for himself. Didn't want to create a nephew who would have rights to some of it. So he pulled out early and spilled his seed on the ground. G-d was not pleased at his selfishness.

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
100. Wow. So, once again, something that sort of made sense to ancient Hebrews becomes "morality."
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:51 PM
Dec 2011

This is the big problem with religiously-derived morality. There used to at least be some kind of sociological rationale for all these rules ascribed to gods. But the supposedly immutable nature of religious law means that even when social conditions change the deity-prescribed rule remains. It divorces the rule from its (supposed) rational basis. It's not, "Please don't waste any opportunity to enhance our number-dependent desert-dwelling tribe," but "Masturbation is evil."

Not smart.

So, barring vigorous re-interpretation or the convenient loss of some of the books, Judeo-Christian-Muslims are left with a moral code based on the needs and worldview of nomadic stone-age herdsman in Middle-Eastern deserts. They pat themselves on the back for getting the easy ones right (murder, theft) as though this is evidence ALL the wacky ancient rules therefore carry some kind of moral authority.

We've really got to do better.
 

unkachuck

(6,295 posts)
58. what kind of wanker....
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 10:41 PM
Dec 2011

....would be against masturbation?....some of the best hours I've ever enjoyed were shared with my dear friend Palmella....she's always ready, she knows exactly what I want and how to please....

"...this makes you uninterested in your partner,..."

....possibly, but have you ever heard of WPS, 'Whiny Partner Syndrome'?....a serious condition that can be boring enough to cause one to lovingly say, "I'll get my, you get yours."

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
65. This is just bigotry against solosexuals.
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 11:33 PM
Dec 2011

I for one am sick and tired of being told that solosexuals should hide our orientation in public.

Behind the Aegis

(56,057 posts)
118. Awesome!
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 05:35 PM
Dec 2011

Raise your hand (if you can), if you are a solosexual!

I have no problem with your lifestyle, i just don't want to shake your hand!

Tsiyu

(18,186 posts)
121. Okay that better get a DUzy
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 06:22 PM
Dec 2011



I'm gonna use that one at the next Sex Without Partners meeting...




BoWanZi

(558 posts)
66. Dopamine is bad? I didn't know that. I must be swimming in that shit
Wed Dec 14, 2011, 11:39 PM
Dec 2011

Good lord, more strange agendas by the right. Why is this even an issue?

LOL

kenny blankenship

(15,689 posts)
75. Why do you think they call it "Dope"?
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:39 AM
Dec 2011

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)

Happiness in others is distressing to religious conservatives, and other scolds. You're only supposed to feel better when you have exhaustively confessed all your filthy sins and general unworthiness to God, preferably in front of them. Appearing to be having a good time is a sure sign that the Wikkidniss is afoot! Happy feelings that accompany sexual fulfillment and intimacy which were not obtained according to the strict requirements of -or in some cases under the direct supervision of- religious authorities, are the worst kinds of Wikkidniss of them all. When you smile, therefore, they know you must be up to no good.

 

certainot

(9,090 posts)
68. this alien explains earth's power structures depend on wrong handed masturbation...
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
Dec 2011

masturbation is tabooed so no one will talk about which hand to use. sex is repressed to increase masturbation.

this guy explains why:



Fearless

(18,458 posts)
73. Look at the founder of Kellogg's Cornflakes.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:21 AM
Dec 2011

" (John Harvey Kellogg) was an especially zealous campaigner against masturbation; this was an orthodox view during his lifetime, especially the earlier part. Kellogg was able to draw upon many medical sources' claims such as "neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism," credited to one Dr. Adam Clarke. Kellogg strongly warned against the habit in his own words, claiming of masturbation-related deaths "such a victim literally dies by his own hand," among other condemnations. He felt that masturbation destroyed not only physical and mental health, but the moral health of individuals as well. Kellogg also believed the practice of "solitary-vice" caused cancer of the womb, urinary diseases, nocturnal emissions, impotence, epilepsy, insanity, and mental and physical debility; "dimness of vision" was only briefly mentioned.

...a method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice ”


and

“ In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

octothorpe

(962 posts)
74. Do you have any links of people discussing this?
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:29 AM
Dec 2011

I always find it hilarious to read the shit people come up with. I routinely visit the rapture ready forum for laughs and facepsalms. It's sometimes hard on the internet though, because you have filter out the people who are just trying to rile people up.

redqueen

(115,186 posts)
85. " you have filter out the people who are just trying to rile people up"
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 07:54 AM
Dec 2011

Indeed.

I'm sure there is no shortage of examples of religious people spouting this. As for these health specialists... Still no evidence.

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)
77. I am going to start a company that produces
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 02:14 AM
Dec 2011

jeans and pants with slits for pockets but no pockets
so people can go around in secret ................

 

cbrer

(1,831 posts)
81. I'll join this discussion in about 4 minutes...
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 03:58 AM
Dec 2011

After I've found my Jergens. This is a gooey subject.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
82. Some people CLEARLY can only get off through telling other people NOT to get off.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 04:20 AM
Dec 2011

That's as near and simple as I can figure it.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
88. Isolated opinions satirized by the mainstream
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 10:06 AM
Dec 2011

Isolated opinions satirized by the mainstream are hardly indicative of a "campaign".

Erose999

(5,624 posts)
93. The GOP has enough jackoffs on its primary ballot. It doesn't need its members making more.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 12:00 PM
Dec 2011

Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)
119. The Mormon Church is very much opposed to masturbation.
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 05:48 PM
Dec 2011

Here are what they suggest to "overcome" this problem:

A Guide to Self-Control:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during
normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company
and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same
problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never
associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't
suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.
You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in
their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.
The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where
it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more
wholesome things.

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never
stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long
enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE
BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your
family present.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the
most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you
cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would
be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those
clothes. By the time you started to remove protective
clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your
thinking that the temptation would leave you.

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed,
GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A
SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if
you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining
weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET
YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your
thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your
problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a
thought, then an act."
The thought pattern must be changed. You must not
allow this problem to remain in your mid. When you
accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read
good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the
Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading
at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the
four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The
four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above
anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their
uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for
that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray
for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray
for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends,
your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT
MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT
IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind!

http://ldolphin.org/mormon.html


Quantess

(27,630 posts)
123. That's sad and hilarious at the same time.
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 06:42 PM
Dec 2011

I have heard mormon advice to tie the favored hand to the bedpost (if you're right handed, you'd presumably need to keep your R hand unavailable) to keep you safe from yourself at night.

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