New report reveals how Democrats conned Trump into picking terrible midterm candidates

[Kennah]

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/11/10/2135162/-New-report-reveals-how-Democrats-conned-grifter-Trump-into-picking-terrible-midterm-candidates?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=main

[underpants]

1. I heard some mention of this on talk radio this week

I have to go out and battle the leaves now but I am reading this when I get back in. F ing leaves.

[WhiteTara]

2. leave them for the winter creatures who need

some shelter from the storm. Tell the neighbors you're being ecological.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. Mulch, baby, mulch

I have one mature gum tree and no other trees on a city lot-and-a-half, and it’s completely manageable.

[underpants]

6. I do as much as possible

But we’re talking a massive amounts of leaves. My front yard takes 20 minutes to mow and an hour to mow up the leaves. I have exactly zero trees in my front yard. I filled up a trash can last week. I will fill a trash can a week for months and have at least 30 giant trash bags at the end. These are shredded leaves some double shredded. A lot of leaves.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Yep. Lotta leaves.

I don’t miss the days when I raked nearly an acre onto a tarp and pulled piles of leaves into the woods. Repeatedly.

[Hortensis]

9. No discreetly shrubbed front or side or back yard areas

to rake and empty them into to compost and smother weeds? Been there and know it's aggravating, but could you design a permanent solution to this chore into your property?

We're now with a property much too big to rake and don't have a nice lawn to baby, just a variety of self-sown "greens" we mow where it's flat enough, but the mower-shredded leaves that the mower and the autumn winds don't blow off into the woods to compost and protect the hillsides stay to protect and feed the lawn areas.

Enjoy being out.

[republianmushroom]

3. I like it

[underpants]

5. That started out hilarious but the talk radio element is pretty insightful

I’ve listened to talk radio for years. They tell you exactly what’s coming and repetition is very informative- the more they talk about it the less it’s anything real.

[Aristus]

8. Sounds like bullshit to me.

When has Trump ever needed help making bad decisions?

[Kennah]

10. It's either true or the best satire I've read in some time