When you go to starbucks and they ask

[Beachnutt]

for a name so they can call you when your order is ready tell them your name is Union Strong and make them call it out twice....

[DFW]

1. I'd tell them my name was "Elon"

That way, when it's ready, people may stare, but on one would take dare take it.

[TheBlackAdder]

6. I heard they had a special drink called an Elon but everyone said it tasted like 💩

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It was a hit with the scat crowd.

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[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. That's very savvy. Gets both clients and staff thinking. Action starts with thinking. . . . nt

[marble falls]

3. Best suggestion in ages ... anywhere I get asked for a name.

[live love laugh]

4. ✔️

[Hekate]

5. Joe Hill. Mother Jones.