Here's to the Group W bench crew...

[EarthFirst]

Happy Holidays!

[Arkansas Granny]

1. A true holiday classic.

I told my son that it's obligatory to play the entire song at some point this afternoon.

[Tetrachloride]

2. got that right. ))

the motorcycle song tomorrow?

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Well, I don't want a pickle.

[Tetrachloride]

4. my guitar string broke

[demigoddess]

5. Arlo!!!

[Doc Sportello]

6. And don't forget to disturb the peace!

That way they'll make you feel right at home on the bench.

[DFW]

7. Just remember to pick up the garbage before they take aerial color glossy photographs

And you shouldn't have a thing to worry about.

Don't forget, too, that these days a shrink is far less likely to tell you to "KILL, KILL, KILL!!"

Now, for that, you have to go to a gun show.

[jcgoldie]

8. shrink...

I wanna kill!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. Can't talk, veins in my teeth.