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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFormer South Park writer, Toby Morton (@wordclown) bought the domain HerschelJWalker.com
For a quick look at the hijacking...
https://www.herscheljwalker.com/?fbclid=IwAR2Q3AErKejY5yxlo3njFHgJOs3OqKBxyruT57Mkwwyswn2FkY2Q8vF851k
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Former South Park writer, Toby Morton (@wordclown) bought the domain HerschelJWalker.com (Original Post)
ancianita
Nov 2022
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LakeArenal
(29,949 posts)1. The problem is he won't have to make any decisions.
They are already made for him. I can assure you.
ancianita
(43,451 posts)3. Exactly what the site points out.
Here's the "Meet Herschel" page
https://www.herscheljwalker.com/meet-herschel
Brother Buzz
(40,668 posts)4. LOL, the copy is to good to be hidden behind a link
Meet Herschel
The best way to get to know me? It's impossible. I'm unable and incapable of telling any ounce of truth. What I can tell you is that I'm proud to be a Georgian because...see? See what I did there?? I live in Texas, so, I'm a Texan. I just lied to you. And as a proud Texan I will do what I can to make sure Georgia is represented well. I know this Texan who lives in Georgia would be a great Senator from the state of Texas for Georgia.
You like puppet shows? Well do I have a puppet show for you! Ever seen two grown men shove their hands up one man's ass at the same time and use him as a puppet? If you saw Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham sit on either side of me, then congrats, they were up to their elbows making me say things they wanted. And that's what this all comes down to. I'm a puppet. I can barely complete a sentence. I'm here for them, not for you. This isn't an opinion, it's a fact.
The best way to get to know me? It's impossible. I'm unable and incapable of telling any ounce of truth. What I can tell you is that I'm proud to be a Georgian because...see? See what I did there?? I live in Texas, so, I'm a Texan. I just lied to you. And as a proud Texan I will do what I can to make sure Georgia is represented well. I know this Texan who lives in Georgia would be a great Senator from the state of Texas for Georgia.
You like puppet shows? Well do I have a puppet show for you! Ever seen two grown men shove their hands up one man's ass at the same time and use him as a puppet? If you saw Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham sit on either side of me, then congrats, they were up to their elbows making me say things they wanted. And that's what this all comes down to. I'm a puppet. I can barely complete a sentence. I'm here for them, not for you. This isn't an opinion, it's a fact.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(24,796 posts)5. So he could be "the Clarence Thomas" of the Senate. nt
Sympthsical
(11,327 posts)7. Reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock
Tracy looks exactly like a candidate running for Republican VP who is, more or less, a Herschel Walker. Jack (Alec Baldwin), a Republican, forbids Liz (Tina Fey) from writing any jokes about him for her SNL-like show.
So she doesn't write anything. She dresses Tracy up as the governor and has him just repeat things the real one actually said during interviews.
republianmushroom
(22,943 posts)2. LIKE
Ilsa
(64,778 posts)6. It's a brilliant parody site.
I hope he adds the China air and vampire movie speeches
ancianita
(43,451 posts)8. If it weren't so true and the stakes so high.