She just got a cover (Kimberly Guilfoyle).

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

Grace?! You have to be fucking kidding me!

[blue neen]

1. Oh, gross.

Just gross.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. The real kicker: No matter how hard the sell, she will never be accepted by the old money there.

[blue neen]

45. I believe you're absolutely right.

Kimberly is a social climber, a very crass one. Especially when she starts the pole dancing thing she does.

[GenThePerservering]

2. If you turn that thing at her neck

does her head pop off?

[Cha]

8. It dose a 180. mt

[dembotoz]

3. palm beach luxury mag

i am not their target audience

[BigmanPigman]

26. And $20 to boot!

[Initech]

4. Grace and intelligence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's a good one!

[Cha]

5. She looks fucking Evil.. makeup

much?

[FoxNewsSucks]

31. She does. That pic reveals her true inner ugly.

No way to conceal that level of rot.

[hatrack]

6. "Metropolitan Palm Beach Luxury Magazine"?

Kind of the Spokane Spokesman-Review of high fashion publications, I take it?

[CurtEastPoint]

7. sorry...this rag costs TWENTY BUCKS? And features that concubine?

[hedda_foil]

59. It's probably free with a Palm Beach Post subscription.

[PurgedVoter]

9. Uncanny Valley Girl

They did so much photoshopping to try and make this. This is, so far, the scariest picture of 2022.

[Jerry2144]

23. Brilliant description

Well done, my friend!


She looks almost, but not quite, human. And very ugly.

[PatSeg]

41. Add to the photoshopping

all the plastic surgery and quite frankly, she is just ugly. The more work she has done, the worse she looks. Yeah, that is a really scary picture.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Even the best Adobe software and the most talented photo editors coudn't polish that 💩

[blm]

11. She just got airbrushed.

[Trueblue1968]

12. i don't like her LIPS. yuck

[Celerity]

72. Trout pout, fake tits, & self-obsession: she will fit right in with the aged-out ex trophy wifey set

[Irish_Dem]

13. Celebrities buy magazine covers.

They hire high price PR firms to make all the arrangements for them.
They even pay for the photographers, stylists, etc for the article.

Lara Trump, wife of Eric Trump, did the same thing a couple of months ago.
The photos were atrocious.

[underpants]

38. Come on! Doesn't your horse wear a tiara?

Inside Lara Trump’s World


https://www.theconservateur.com/interviews/inside-lara-trumps-world

[marble falls]

40. Mitt's wife, Anne has a dancing horse ...

?signature=-I-DF1N7LUACG8CgXtVTfetaZqo=

https://jezebel.com/ann-romneys-fancy-dancing-horse-is-headed-to-the-olympi-5919548

[Irish_Dem]

43. Those were the two most ridiculous photos.

You can tell that she hired her own stylists and photographers.
She either hired on the cheap or ignored advice.

No reputable professionals would allow such crap to be published.

[yardwork]

50. The photo in the purple dress is scary. Very unattractive pose.

She looks like some kind of horror creature.

[Irish_Dem]

54. Where do I start with this photo?

Overly pretentious room.

Very unflattering dress, makes her look awful.
Color is terrible.

The dress train from hell, she looks like she is flying around on a broom.

The trend is for rich women, who crave attention, fame and acceptance, to insist on promoting their brain storm ideas.
They are not smart or talented, and have no fashion sense.

But they insist on control of the photo shoot and this is what you get.

[Retrograde]

60. Channeling Mel

Maybe she's trying to emulate her wanna-be MIL: vacant expression, clothes that don't quite fit, airbrushed beyond recognition as human

ETA: This should have been a response to the OP

[Irish_Dem]

71. Yes last month Kimberly had a similar dismal photo shoot.

Poorly tailored, unflattering and every expensive clothing.
With silly photography.

[Talitha]

51. That second photo - - taken after the Fava beans, right?

[MustLoveBeagles]

56. LoL 😂

[GoCubsGo]

73. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

If this jackass didn't "need Vogue for validation," she wouldn't be doing a vanity photo-shoot like this clown show. And, who the fuck rides a horse in a cocktail gown?

Another one that needs to lay off the plastic surgery. Egads!

[2naSalit]

42. +1

[karynnj]

14. Interesting that even a Beauty shot does not really look good

She was naturally pretty years ago when with she was with Newsom. Now, she looks like plastic surgery gone wrong in most pictures. This one less than most.

[msongs]

15. looks like melania nt

[jcgoldie]

16. have to admit shes very graceful...

[marble falls]

39. As graceful as a Mack truck. She has a BA in weather girl.

[Earth-shine]

17. Unflattering picture. The lips seem so unnatural.

She appears to be covered in metal.

[Solly Mack]

18. No comment

[C_U_L8R]

19. There's so much silicone in every part

she must squeak when she walks.

[claudette]

20. Too much

make-up.

[Dan]

21. Where's Rocky and Bullwinkle(?)

And that evil little man…

[FakeNoose]

37. Ooooh! Good burn!

[Kittycatkat]

22. More like "Glitz and Ditz".

[NewHendoLib]

24. graphic warning, please. I don't care what she looks like - she's rotten/corrupt inside.

[House of Roberts]

25. One plastic surgery away from being the poster child for

'Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong'!

[2naSalit]

44. I never wanted...

To know what ta]hat looked like, now I know. The only thing worse is to bump into something and deflate like a parade balloon that popped.

[unblock]

27. "Grace and intelligence"

"Sorry, neither"

[Kingofalldems]

28. And she's a great dancer too!:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8P_Kqkfsa6Q

[jmowreader]

68. I was thinking that she was a "terrific dancer"

I wonder if she can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon.

[GoneOffShore]

69. Only thing missing was the pole and a g-string.

[agingdem]

29. to think Gavin Newsom was once married to that...oy!

[JI7]

61. He was married to her before she paid money to look like that

[Mister Ed]

30. "Grace & Intelligence"?

Those are the two things she's most conspicuously lacking.

[pecosbob]

32. Go back to giving lap dances at CPAC

[Sailingdiver]

33. Rather grotty

Newsome should thank his lucky stars

[JustAnotherGen]

35. Creepy

[marble falls]

36. Watching her with the sound off was as creepy as hell. brrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...

[magicarpet]

46. INTELLIGENCE,...

... Gangrene Gargoyle,....

.. are you shitting me ?

[Takket]

48. Grace and intelligence???????

Look I'm a 44 year old guy, she's probably got me on grace.

but intelligence?

i will take her on for an episode of Jeopardy ANY DAY, and i'll mop the FLOOR with her.

she's an absolute idiot, other than her ability to grift

[Zeitghost]

49. Let's all mock a woman's looks

It's not misogyny if she's a Republican. Right?

[luv2fly]

53. I was just thinking the same thing

Sure is a good thing all Democrats are beautiful.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

62. 1. It's a photo. 2. It's heavily doctored. 3. It's likely she paid for that creepy thing.

If I try to show off by buying a magazine cover and making the image as creepy as that, feel free to mock my work and my intelligence.

[Hekate]

65. This

[Hortensis]

75. I agree! Except each time I see THIS woman's picture I'm struck

at how I specifically notice and dislike her face. She's always been beautiful, but it's kind of as if what she's become during her Fox and tRump years is showing on her face.

Of course she has intelligence, and I'm sure she can do grace and charm very well whenever she chooses. She was once married to Gavin Newsome!

“If you want to see the socialist Biden-Harris future for our country, just take a look at California. It is a place of immense wealth. Immeasurable innovation and an immaculate environment. And the Democrats turned it into a land of discarded heroin needles in parks, riots in streets, and blackouts in homes. ... They want to enslave you to the weak dependent liberal victim. They want to destroy this country and everything that we have fought for and hold dear. They want to steal your liberty, your freedom.”

Guilfoyle's "The best is yet to come" speech.

[BannonsLiver]

77. You are correct.

[Talitha]

52. What, no big smile? Gotta hide the fangs.

She looks constipated.

[rubbersole]

57. The same smirk as the Joker.

[doc03]

55. Wonder how much Jr. paid to have that story printed nt

[Ilsa]

58. Her left tit is poking out on the side. nt

[onetexan]

63. this is a real cover shoot? i can't believe Gov Newsom used to be married to this crazed nut.

she makes me nauseous

[Hekate]

66. 20 or 30 years ago she and Newsom were a hot young professional couple on the rise...

They were both quite physically attractive, judging by old photos. I neither know nor care why they divorced, but he continued to rise in the political world and achieve some admirable and difficult things — while she seems to have made some errors in judgment, leading her to Trump World.

She is over 50 now, iirc, and it take a lot of work at that age to maintain the illusion of youth. Older women have to tread very carefully in the surgeon’s chambers if they are not to become grotesque. She okay — so far.

[Hekate]

64. That's a lot of expensive plastic surgery....

Or as a lady of negotiable affection once said: “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”

[jmowreader]

67. So...let's pick this apart

1. Hair. This isn't actually all that bad. Whoever did her highlights has some skill, although not a lot of pride to have to be working for the Trumps. She'll be bathing in lukewarm water for the next three months to hold that color, but sometimes ya gotta suffer for beauty, you know?

2. Makeup. Not a fan of this particular face. WAY too much eyeliner and that lipstick has got to go. Whatever happened to a simple, classic red lip? She could definitely pull it off. Needs contour that they didn't use on her. Notice how her face kinda bulges out below the cheekbones? If you know what you're doing with contour shadow, you can pull that right in. About the only actual good thing in this makeup are the false eyelashes they used on her.

3. Jewelry. The earrings are nice. The ring, which someone probably paid huge money for, looks like it's got a plastic stone in it. And what the hell is that thing around her neck?

4. Her nails. Stiletto nails are a nice look, but the weird chrome-over-shell pink color she is wearing only works on a very few people - and she's not one of them. A deep red would have been really nice.

5. The Dress: Looks like a popcorn ceiling painted silver. She would have looked better if the stylist team would have went back to the drag queen fabric stores in the Castro - if you sew, I highly recommend them - bought the bolt of purple fabric Lara Trump returned after wearing it in that weird photo shoot a few months ago, and wrapped it around her. No sewing necessary, just wind a few turns of cloth around her torso, pin the back together and call it a day. OR...she could have worn the dress she went to Tiffany Trump's wedding in. The politics and ethics of showing up at a pastel-themed wedding in a black dress aside, it was a nice outfit.

6. The Background: I can't tell what the hell this thing is supposed to be. Is it a part for the iron maiden Merrick Garland is going to put Donald Trump in after the investigation is over?

7. The tagline: If you have to proclaim you are a "luxury magazine," you probably aren't one.

8. Price of the book: I find it a bit strange that a magazine only sold in Palm Beach would need the "USD" beside the price. Not all that many people would want to buy a magazine in Florida using Canadian or Australian dollars.

9. Text above her name: Right now, the City Council of Palm Beach is filing a false-advertising suit against Metropolitan Magazine.

On a scale of 1 to 100, I'd put this effort down as a 22. It is in focus, after all.

[betsuni]

70. Not the first time she's been on the cover. That's what subscribers to that magazine want.

So what.

[lamp_shade]

74. She looks like a blow-up doll.

[Raven]

76. Is that a toilet bowl she's leaning on?

[Aristus]

78. I've seen more alluring looks on the faces of pit vipers.

[Torchlight]

79. I have a sudden urge to watch Terry Gilliam's 'Brazil' this weekend.

Not sure why, though.