So much depends upon Depends. . . . Please come CAPTION Vladimir Putin!!!

[skip fox]

Vladimir Putin is saying "Is untrue I fall down stairs and soil self. A capitalist, imperialist lie. Bald face. I pretend fall down and tell rumors about accidental bowels in pants. Is to make imperialists think I am weak, not well in health, down in tooth, as stupid Americans say. But you see I am well. Strong. Like brave Russian forces in glorious victory against Nazis in so-called Ukraine, now mostly provenances of Russia. Reporters say different are ignorant mouth of liar."

[flamingdem]

1. Oh poo poo Mr. Putin

"he takes his own toilet with him on his travels, and his security detail are tasked with packing up his number twos and storing it in a special suitcase - a literal poo tin, if you will - so that it can be disposed of on Russian soil and not fall into the hands of an enemy state."

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. Apparently all world president-types do that

Bush's poop was classified "top secret" and his buttwipes were also collected.

https://rense.com/general72/fexc.htm

[flamingdem]

14. Are you poo poo'ing my post?

[brush]

2. WTH? Is any of this true? If not, it's still funny...

especially the portable toilet business and the gathering up of poo.

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU has traditioinally been a creative sport.

I don't know the truth of what Flamingdem wrote above, but it's hilarious, truth or fiction.

[underpants]

3. FRIDAY NEWS DUMP: Putin Poops Pants

Washington Free Beacon headline
https://freebeacon.com/national-security/friday-news-dump-putin-poops-pants/amp/

[FoxNewsSucks]

5. Someone yesterday was calling him "Vladimir Poopin"

[True Dough]

15. With emphasis on the

news DUMP

!

[magicarpet]

7. Putin says,...

Oops I think I just pooped myself,...

Could you just give me a few seconds to tidy things up ?

[underpants]

8. Gravity, a weak but relentless force.

[underpants]

9. The Ukraine stain 💩

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

10. He fell down the stairs because he was "Russian" to the toilet.

[skip fox]

16. I should click the Alert-Abuse button on this reply.

[chriscan64]

11. If the story is true, then karma could be a real thing.

"Was accident, he fell" used to be his line when dissidents died mysteriously.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Something else that TFG and Putin share in common

Link to tweet

[ornotna]

13. Completely untrue and I can prove it. Pull my finger. n/t