Fox News Parts Ways with Lara Trump

[applegrove]

Fox News Parts Ways with Lara Trump

December 4, 2022 at 8:06 am EST By Taegan Goddard 227 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2022/12/04/fox-news-parts-ways-with-lara-trump/

"SNIP......

“Lara Trump, a vociferous supporter of her father-in-law and his policies when he campaigned for re-election to the White House in 2020, is parting ways as an official contributor to Fox News Channel,” Variety reports.

.......SNIP"

[Blue Owl]

1. Farewell to the Bride of Gums

[underpants]

2. Well she got her Variety moment (not a Vogue moment)

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=17426108



the horse is wearing a tiara

[calimary]

3. In that first photo: was there a blower under there or did she just walk in that way?

[Blue Owl]

4. It was the wind created by Eric's flapping gums

[debm55]

10. LOL

[LenaBaby61]

26. 😂😂😂

[Ocelot II]

5. TFG's farts.

[Mz Pip]

6. Lots of starch maybe

So very tired of all of them and their arrogance and pretentiousness.

[yonder]

9. Is it proof that what MTG said about cotton underwear is true?

[2naSalit]

14. Looks like...

A stick figure caught up in the drapes!



Either that or it's a warning to not underestimate the power of gasbagginess for skinny girls.

The other looks like she still dreams about unicorns.

[Funtatlaguy]

22. She's so full of hot air...that all came from her arse.

[Ocelot II]

7. That is not an attractive leg.

She's all lumpy and ropey, like a plastic sack full of golf balls.

[oldsoftie]

25. Oh come on. Thats a muscular leg. Her opinions blow, but she's a fit woman.

[Ocelot II]

28. Meh. She looks like a stick insect.

[tanyev]

8. Did she remember to remove the curtain rod in that first dress?

[childfreebychoice]

17. She can't compete with the carol burnett skit of her wearing curtain

Rod included

[reACTIONary]

33. Had to look it up...

[calimary]

39. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

I remember laughing HARD at that one!

“I saw it in the window and I just had to have it!”

Absolutely world-class comedy writing. About fell off my chair when she said that line.



So ridiculously funny I’m STILL laughing at that one!

[reACTIONary]

43. LOL 10! nt

[keithbvadu2]

37. Her drapery gown looks like it's going with the wind.

[calimary]

40. Another good one!

I swear, some people on this site could work very successfully in comedy writing.

When I was still working I covered enough of it to know good/clever funny when I hear it.

[keithbvadu2]

41. How does she maneuver/dance in such a gown?

How does she maneuver/dance in such a gown?

Does she have two peasants back there moving it around with her?

[calimary]

42. Or maybe it's just a lotta starch!

She sure would have the dance floor all to herself.

On second thought, maybe that’s the whole idea!

[2naSalit]

11. The first pic...

It's that "just landed on my feet after leaping from my flying broom" look, the rest of the gown hasn't landed yet, I guess. She looks slightly surprised though it is hard to tell.

[muriel_volestrangler]

35. #1 photo: the material is so disgusted, it's making a bid for freedom via the window

Is there someone sitting at the piano, muffled in the magenta mess?

[UTUSN]

12. If not officially Declared, isn't it "in the air" that Chris CHRISPY is going to run, so

will he be terminated by ABC on This Weak and wherever else?

[underpants]

16. I can't imagine Christie getting the nomination

But hey there’s money to be made.

[childfreebychoice]

18. Kanye will garner votes than pence, and Christie, combined. Nt

[madinmaryland]

19. I don't think CHRISPY is capable of running. Waddle maybe.

[MerryBlooms]

38. With his neice attacking folks on a plane and

Law enforcement... I don't think Christie is running anywhere, except to lock more closet doors.

[LW1977]

15. She'll have to be spending her extra free time homeschooling Eric.

“I’M ERIC!”

[childfreebychoice]

20. Teaching him how to floss properly. Nt

[Bleacher Creature]

21. Oh no! Where will I go now for such thoughtful insight????

[Funtatlaguy]

23. That whole family is such trailer park white trash. Money can't hide it.

[GenThePerservering]

24. Oh dear...

all that staging in the first photo and they still left the lampshade crooked.

And who wears chiffon to horseback ride?

[Botany]

27. 30 minutes of real horseback riding would kill her

She is just a poser.

BTW Fox is a 100% into dumping Trump. The walls are closing in on the mother fucker.

[Ocelot II]

29. And that's the perfect riding outfit.

At least if you want severely-chafed thighs and butt.

[Botany]

31. Trot 'em up!

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Only becaue as the temperature drops plastic becomes more brittle.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

30. And she's going to CNN? Kiss of death for them.

[marble falls]

32. Aw shucks. I need to get my magnifying glass to find the world's smallest violin ... maybe tomorrow.

[tosh]

36. They need to ALL part ways.

I'm beyond tired of this band of grifters.