Marge: "By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays."

[demmiblue]

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[dalton99a]

1. "I've been thinking a lot about a butt plug or a dildo"

[Hope22]

13. Well she's just Santa's little helper!

Probably has a trunk full in her car. If their lips are moving they are projecting! Nice dis on Target or possibly free advertisement. I want to, but won’t ask if she can go any lower!

[Solomon]

2. Totally classless.

[Phoenix61]

3. I've shopped at Target and CVS and have never seen

either of those things. And even if they are WTF is wrong with her that she would announce?

[whistler162]

70. They are at the register

next to the gum and breath mints

[Kath2]

4. Maybe she bought a few.

And was just informing her audience.

[brewens]

5. Really? That's good to know. I'll keep that in mind but how did Marge find out? n/t

[claudette]

6. Did she buy them?

Is that how
She knows?

[CTyankee]

48. My thought as well!

And who cares anyhow?

On one level this is funny but on another it's just weird. And it confirms what we were guessing about her mind...

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Sue her defamation.

Like the voting machines.

[niyad]

8. One can pick up a personal massage unit at Kroger's. With a special digital

discount. It is very thoughtful of them.

She does remember that the Four Seasons/rudy fiasco was located right next to a porn shop, yes?

[dalton99a]

11. +1

[Xavier Breath]

82. It took way too long

but thank God someone finally brough lotion and DVDs together. Not sure why the DVDs are possessive, but we can overlook that.

[Yonnie3]

9. No Marge

Those are for your mouth, so we don't have to hear you.

[babydollhead]

12. Good one!

[niyad]

18. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Takes one to know one! 😏

[Historic NY]

14. Christmas shopping Marge?

[hlthe2b]

15. Keep it up, foulmouth. Your desire to shock may well have the opposite reaction

among some of those xian fundies, you seek to incite. Some of them may just be totally repulsed. They like their bigotry "pure," after all.

[Genki Hikari]

47. My guess is that most of them

Will mouth public pieties about the immorality of society, but in private run right down to the nearest Target or CVS to stock up.

[bucolic_frolic]

16. Projection if I ever heard it

[underpants]

17. If there was anyone who could make a dildo go limp...

[niyad]

19. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[LuckyCharms]

86. Listening to her is like eating a moist piece of

chocolate cake and then that "When it hurts when you try to poo" commercial comes on.

[multigraincracker]

20. This post gets a big thumbs up.

[Emile]

21. She actually searched for these items?

[GoCubsGo]

54. That boob probably thinks a hemorrhoid suppository is a butt plug.

She's THAT stupid.

[Captain Zero]

63. Get the butt plug with a base, Marge. FYI

But she probably knows that.

[Blue Owl]

75. The suction cup type -- sticks great on Matt Gaetz's forehead

[maxrandb]

22. "Put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the cork"

Thanks Pete Townshend!

[enough]

29. 🤣

[enough]

30. 🤣

[Walleye]

23. Do you Notice these right wingers always get around to talking about the rectum

You can’t be two sentences into a conversation without them going directly to bowel movements. I’d say they need a good physical check up

[dalton99a]

27. Because they are depraved assholes.

[KentuckyWoman]

83. I always wondered if that's part of the preoccupation with what is going on

in non-hetero households. The need to be concerned with what non-harmful activity other consenting adults are up to in their own home is just so strange.

[Walleye]

85. I get the feeling it had something to do with that

[Bettie]

24. Never seen them

checked with middle son's girlfriend, who works at Target....she says they do not stock those items.

So, once again, Marge is just being an idiot!

[Niagara]

25. To some extent, Marge is correct.

I visited the Target and CVS website for vibrators and there they were! Although, I believe poor Marge is confusing the clitoris simulator part of a vibrator with a butt plug. Perhaps she prefers using the clitoris simulator as a butt plug.


My question is how did she know that these stores sold adult sex toys?


https://www.target.com/c/vibrators-adult-toys-sexual-health/-/N-xdeuj?moveTo=product-list-grid|



https://www.cvs.com/shop/sexual-health/vibrators-adult-toys/vibrators?icid=shop-sexual-health-adult-toys-link3-vibrators|

[Hugh_Lebowski]

34. my local walgreens as well

It's low-key 'beginners' type stuff, packaged relatively discreetly, and I don't believe there's anything ass-specific, esp. not butt plugs.

[Niagara]

55. Exactly, I didn't see any products for anal. Not that I'm looking for myself.

Although I did view several products that are made for both the vagina and clitoris. And if Marge is naming clitoris massagers butt plugs, this once again proves that repukes know nothing about female anatomy.


No surprise there.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

71. Everything is an anal toy

If you're brave enough

[Niagara]

77. lol

[newdayneeded]

26. Ok, so even if they are online....

This is what she thinks is pure evil in the world?

This is what keeps her awake at night?

This way out weighs kids getting killed in mass shootings, the wealthy becoming God like wealthy, women becoming 2nd class citizens?

I now understand why someone would vote repub. they are pure fricking evil and get off on hurting people. Period!

[intheflow]

67. She yearns for the days of natural sex

with carrots and cucumbers! NOT DILDOS!!1!11!

[spanone]

28. Sick Fucks.

One and all.

[GoCubsGo]

62. Yes, what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms is their business.

It's not the business of voyeuristic perverts like Margie Greene, who constantly obsess over other people's sex lives. Fucking sick-os, indeed.

[Emile]

31. Did she leave any reviews on line on these items?

[Geechie]

32. Those are called bananas, Marge, but what you do with them is totally your business

[MLAA]

101. Good one!

[Mr. Ected]

33. An easy online search tells you otherwise

Marge is lying again, probably not just because the vibration from her buttplug drives her insane either.

[Mr. Ected]

37. Check that. CVS does in fact now sell butt plugs

What it tells me is that capitalists will sell anything if they can make a profit. I think it tells Marge she can finally replace that old plug she's had since her old UGA days.

[Chainfire]

35. Apparently I am not fully culturally developed, I don't know what a butt plug is.

[Coventina]

36. Anal sex toy. n/t

[Hugh_Lebowski]

92. Can also just be something pretty to look at ya know?

See my post #79 right below

[Coventina]

94. I have to admit, that one is pretty cute.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

105. My girl has one almost exactly like that ...

Sorry, sorry ... don't mean to be creepy but it's just associated with a good memory is all

[Coventina]

107. Hey! I'm 100% sex positive! Sounds like a great thing you have!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

79. I think you'll figure out the idea from this photo

Last edited Sun Dec 11, 2022, 01:34 PM - Edit history (1)

They're pretty cute-looking when deployed in an 'all-fours' sort of position. Think of it as 'cosmetics', if you will.

TMI?

Sorry bout that. I'm just here to educate

[70sEraVet]

38. The problem isn't that you can pick up a sex toy at Target --

Its that you can buy a gun at Walmart.

[LAS14]

68. +1000

[Hugh_Lebowski]

78. + 2000 (nt)

[KY_EnviroGuy]

39. Another jewel from the Republican catalog of supreme knowledge.

Not exactly what I had in mind for Sunday morning's traditional enlightenment sessions.

Just got a fresh copy of my Funny Times comic & newspaper so I'll just go sit on the throne and cleanse my mind.


KY..........

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

40. I wonder if she happened to pick up a ball gag while she was there.

[Autumn]

41. And you can buy a Bullet stimulator at Walmart. In store, on an end cap.

Try one Margie. Maybe you won't be so pissed all the time.

[dchill]

42. Bottom line - she'll never lack companionship...

...with potential friends so conveniently available!

[dalton99a]

44. And she shall be known as Marjorie Butt Plug

[Genki Hikari]

43. They're called cucumbers and bananas, Perjury Traitor Greed

Most people put them on salads or on cereal, not up their joy holes. Although there's nothing wrong with befriending an entire veggie bin of cucumbers, if that's your thing.

[maxrandb]

45. Only in the former Confederate States Marge

Only in the former Confederate States does Target and CVS stock these items, oh, and Beaver County, PA too

[GoCubsGo]

46. Fucking liar is lying.

But, it got her the attention she so desperately craves. It's sad that those slack-jawed morons in her audience buy her bullshit.

[Emile]

50. Check post #25

[jcgoldie]

49. Yes how DID we get here?

[ismnotwasm]

51. And how does she know this?

I didn’t know this. Now I have to go to target and check put their butt-plug section.

Also, is this woman claiming some sort of sexual moral high ground? Ick

[Emile]

53. I wonder if she left any reviews 🤣

[ismnotwasm]

59. Hahahahaha!

[uncle ray]

52. well Marge, not everyone has a tantric sex guru to cheat with.

[lpbk2713]

56. This has been a pubic service announcement.

(Intended)



"Merry Christmas shopping"

[yardwork]

58. These were Young Republicans? Handwringing about sex toys?

In my day, the people who complained about things like that were snickered at by their peers for being so uptight. Oh wait. Those were the Young Republicans.

[Emile]

60. Wait until she finds out about the electric toothbrush 😅

[Niagara]

64. +1000

LOL!


I'm doubled-over from laughter over here after reading your response.

[sarcasmo]

61. Riling up the base with sex toys.

[JuJuChen]

65. You can?? on my way...

[Baitball Blogger]

66. She must have been popular in middle school.

The girl who pushed the boundaries talking about sex-related things that made all the other girls giggle.

As an adult, it sounds like arrested development. Or grooming. Maybe grooming. Yeah, that's it. Sounds like she's trying to be cool with all the too-young to vote crowd.

[Javaman]

69. While screeching her usual Karen outrage

Marge gives us a tell into her sex life

What goes on behind closed doors is her business but when she projects her personal self loathing upon the public; I take issue with that

She’s a glory hound, self promoting sociopath who dreams of being the ultimate “aunt” from the handmaids tale

[Zambero]

72. Marge in fact has no use for sex toys!

Why on earth would she want to waste her money, when good old fashioned Ten Commandment-style adultery is readily available from the dudes at the local gym??

[greatauntoftriplets]

73. Does she know that from experience?

[Blue Owl]

74. MTG's stocking stuffer tips

Don’t you dare say Happy Holidays….

You say Merry Christmas when you’re shoving that butt plug up your ass!

[world wide wally]

76. But she won't use a vibtrator, because..

they chip her teeth

[Iggo]

80. Been shopping have you, Marge?

Pick one up. Then we can see what you look like with that face relaxed.

[KentuckyWoman]

81. What the what?

I had to look up what one of those things is because it made no sense why anyone would want to stop it up. Also, what is MTG doing shopping for those things. Shouldn't she be in Russia bringing Paul Whelan home?

[LuckyCharms]

84. She's been buying her stocking stuffers. n/t

[bullwinkle428]

87. MTG: "I HAVE THE UPPER HAND!"

Soon-to-be ex-husband: "And you're gonna need it!"

[onenote]

88. MTG gives shopping tips to young repubs.

n/t

[Johonny]

89. Further proof Comrade Greene hates capitalism

[area51]

93. +1 n/t

[llmart]

90. Ugh.

I don't think her audience actually took to that comment very well. I think she expected a different response. However, as someone else stated in this thread, she probably thought she would get some kudos for being one of the "cool kids" by talking about this which is stupid in and of itself since this is the Young Republicans club. They aren't exactly known for their "coolness".

[MurrayDelph]

91. Well, Marge

Since your fancy cotton panties won't protect us from your farts, being able to get a butt plug is a good thing.

[Higherarky]

95. Thanx for the pubic service announcement, Marge.

Coming soon at a Target near you.

[MineralMan]

96. Now She's a Paid Influencer?

Target and CVS will be mobbed with people looking for those things. Priceless.

[tavernier]

97. They sell republicans at CVS?

By golly, they are a full service drug store!

[jalan48]

98. If you want to fluster a Republican talk about sex. I really believe it scares most of them.

[SKKY]

99. Ok, so I just got back from Target, and I can confirm there are...

...absolutely ZERO buttplugs or dildos sold there. Nothing even close. What Target is she shopping at? Can I get the address?

[IcyPeas]

100. lol... did you ask a sales clerk?

excuse me.... what aisle are the dildos in?

[SKKY]

109. I'm for sure asking someone next time. Trust.

[CTyankee]

103. "I'm asking for a friend."

[MLAA]

102. Just checked my Walgreens for 'research' has 5 or 6 different vibrators in stock.

Gotta run, bye!

[Emile]

104. LOL

[Initech]

106. It always comes back to sex with them. Always.

Maybe if we could just get these wingnuts laid, we might be better off as a society.

[Niagara]

111. Butt Plug Barbie can't stay faithful.

She's only deflecting because her husband filed for a divorce back in September due to her infidelity with several men.


She most likely has a dresser drawer filled with vibrators and butt plugs.

[Mad_Machine76]

108. Which ones?

Just curious, you know?

[onethatcares]

110. was she doing an infomercial or

just letting the audience know?

Lot's of nervous laughter in that room. I bet the side glances were many...