Roger Stone goes batshit about "demonic portal" above the White House

[CousinIT]

Yet...FunnyNotFunny

I don't think he believes this. He hopes others are ignorant enough to believe it. And many MAGA voters probably are. If he does believe it, he needs to be in a straightjacket or otherwise psychologically evaluated because something is wrong with him. And no I'm not joking. Mental illness is not a joke. ESPECIALLY when mentally ill people are in or near the levers of political power.

Roger Stone claimed on Sunday a demonic portal that opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in is visible for those who are looking for it.

He told conservative radio host Eric Metaxas he has seen it circling above the White House, as have others who spent enough time looking. During Sunday’s edition of The Eric Metaxas Radio Show, the host asked Stone about his views on the “supernatural.”

Metaxas asked Stone to repeat to him on the air an anecdote he had previously shared.

“I think that… a portal, a demonic portal, opened above the White House around the time that the Bidens moved in,” Stone said. “This was brought to my attention by a Christian who lives in north Florida who sent me a bunch of documents and also a bunch of notations from the Bible about portals.”

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/roger-stone-says-theres-a-demonic-portal-above-the-biden-white-house-that-the-media-refuses-to-cover/

[CentralMass]

1. His brain must be coke addled.

[Walleye]

2. It's just a Christmas wreath. Calm down

[CrispyQ]

8. LOL!

[CousinIT]

19. ROFL!

[onecaliberal]

3. :

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[dchill]

4. "...brought to my attention by a Christian who lives in north Florida..."

Well, there you have it! All the proof anyone would ever need!

And from a source of such pardonable integrity!

[dweller]

5. IT'S TRUE !1! There is a demonic portal hovering above

anywhere roger stone appears …


✌🏻

[ShazzieB]

38. There's one above Mar-a-Lago, too.

Many people are saying.

[KS Toronado]

46. And they're saying it's the biggest and best that's ever been seen.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

6. ....

[CousinIT]

20. Perfect. Ha! n/t

[cynical_idealist]

51. see excellent version by Butcher Babies

and R. Stone is a demonic muppet.
not sure who's hand is where to control him

The demonic portal is between his cheeks

[RockRaven]

7. Again?

Lazy asshole is recycling his material.

[brush]

9. Still an evil MFer. No way he believes that crappola, but he knows this BS may be believed...

by some magats in his effort to hurt Biden and the Dems. That's all he's after.

[fightforfreedom]

23. Exactly.

[Kid Berwyn]

10. Stochastic Terrorism

Giving the armed moronic horde yet another “reason” to use all them guns.

[Jerry2144]

11. The demonic portal

Was packed up with all the top secret documents and moved down to Florida a couple years ago.

[cilla4progress]

12. Hunh...

I recently re-connected with a friend. All she could talk about was the fact that Bigfoot is real. She's seen it, dontcha know! Her friend had to move away because it kept throwing rocks at his house! I stated, I would have been inclined to set up a trail cam to record it. Radio silence...

She also talked about "portals." Like, you know, when people disappear on hikes and such? PORTALS! Haven't you ever seen a shimmering in the forest while hiking. AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS! IT'S A PORTAL!!

Batshit.

[Ocelot II]

13. There was this photo from TFG's time in the White House...

[hedda_foil]

14. Well that proves it, doncha know

[Justice matters.]

39. Yep. Probably posted on Twitter so it must be true...

That's where the un-moderated Internet ended up making the uneducated world go berserk.

[madinmaryland]

15. It's all one big grift.

[sanatanadharma]

16. Over the White House!? A portal or Holy Halo

Conservatives are terrible at understanding cause and effect.
Their delusions deny reality and they consider illusions to true.
This causes them to flip the script and project a non-existent 'reality' upon the actual world.
Living in their make-believe world leads to perceiving imaginary demonic portals, hallucinations obscure the truth.

What Stone sees is actually a preview, a trailer, for the dramatic introduction of the rolling-rapture wherein the best, like Biden, go first and the holy-rollers will be left behind.

[moonscape]

17. Lunacy is infinite these days

[sarisataka]

18. He just noticed?

It's been there since at least 1969...

[Aristus]

21. Man, oh man.

The four pack-a-day meth-heads out in East Nowheresville are going to go apeshit for this.

Televangelists are going to see a surge in the sheer volume of their small-donation income.

[Autumn]

22. So? Gozer moved in with Trump.

[Prairie_Seagull]

24. In Stonelike language.

He has been staring into the abyss to long. The abyss is no longer just staring back, It's talking.

[ProfessorGAC]

25. They Just Now Discovered It?

The rest of us knew it's been there since January 2017.

[Mr. Sparkle]

26. President Biden getting elected really has destroyed some people on the right.

[mopinko]

27. a call to the crisis team should be sop for dealing w these idiots.

i absolutely agree that this crap is a mental health emergency. many clearly baker-able folks walking the halls of power.

it’s time to rly grok the meaning of ‘mad man’.

[NoMoreRepugs]

28. How high are these people to think up this shit??

[Talitha]

29. And Stone's got another asshole between his shoulder blades.

[electric_blue68]

30. Errrr...

"And no I'm not joking. Mental illness is not a joke. ESPECIALLY when mentally ill people are in or near the levers of political power.".

Abraham Lincoln... anyone? Didn't truly stop him from being a great President (even with the terrible flaw of not regarding African-Americans as equal to whites).

I know mental is serious issue not treated as well as it could be depending on where you are, who are your providers etc

As for Roger Stone? I don't think he has an MI he IS cruel, craven, and clever.

[electric_blue68]

31. I Don't Think he Believes that crap - just spoon feeds to certain MAGA people. Ugh!

[Blue Owl]

32. Wait a minute... the portal looks clogged with top secret documents TFG tried getting rid of...

[republianmushroom]

33. Where are the Ghostbusters when we need them.

[Lonestarblue]

34. I remember reading the first Outlander book a few years ago with its portal to time travel.

I’m not a science fiction fan so that was the only book in the series I read. I wonder how much of this portal nonsense stems from books like Outlander when people can’t tell facts from fiction.

[Caliman73]

35. One of the many reasons I left religion...

The belief in things without evidence was too much. This facilitates your being lead around by fear invoking people. There are people (and part of me thinks that Stone does not actually believe, but I may be wrong) that have convinced themselves to the point where they will see some kind of image that they interpret as a "demonic portal". I could not continue living my life or raising my children to accept those concepts. I when I see phenomena that I cannot describe naturalistically, I try to be comfortable with the idea of, "I don't know..." or "We cannot fully explain that, for now." Which is why, while every human is susceptible to manipulation, I am likely less so than my fellow humans who are still actively practicing a religious faith based in the supernatural.

[SCantiGOP]

36. You really can't question Stone's proof

Someone in Florida sent him "a bunch of notations from the Bible about portals."
Can't get more definite than that.

[Warpy]

37. No, Mr Interviewer, it doesn't sound weird. It sounds STOOPID

Besides, Roger, I thought the sky was supposed to be heaven. What would demons be doing in heaven? You must have your heaven and hell as mixed up as everything else.

[EddieOnTheMesa]

40. The Difference

Now you see the difference between Woke and Coke.

[CanonRay]

41. First step in his insanity defense

Mark my words

[rubbersole]

48. He's not the only one going to try this.

Recent truth social posts are genuinely certifiable. It might work...maybe not in court, but in public opinion for true believers.

[IronLionZion]

42. It's just the sun shining again after the dark clouds of TFG were lifted

Don't look at it too long or you might go blind.

[3catwoman3]

43. I'm never sure what is more disturbing - that a...

…POS like Stone might believe this, that he might make it up, or that ANYONE else is gullible enough to believe BS like this.

[packman]

44. So - he believes in anything a "Christian" sends him

Roger - I own the Brooklyn Bridge and would like to sell it to you for $100 so you can close it down and punish those evil New Yorkers


Roger - I have 10 acres of Florida Swampland that the Lord told me to stock with crocodiles so you can throw Liberals in there for them

Roger - I have a shiny object blessed by the Pope that emits a burning light when around Democrats

[KS Toronado]

45. "bunch of notations from the Bible about portals."

Stone gets away saying crap like this because the Christian right never reads their Bibles.
They get their Bible knowledge from evilgelicals and politicians.

[Genki Hikari]

64. Not true

While most of them haven't read it, I know plenty of fundies who have. In fact, it's ALL they read. Like my idiot cousin and her husband the fundie preacher. They've read the entire thing more times than you've bought French fries. They also conduct a well-attended bible study group, open to non-congregants, that reads the entire book over the course of the year.

And every single one of them is right-wing.

Meanwhile the vast majority of your "real" and "good" members of the faith only know what they've been told the book says. They've no more read the entire thing than I can fly.

Just so you know.

You know who besides the fundies have read the book, in its entirety?

Atheists.

Reading all of that obscenity is routinely among the top reasons listed for what made them atheists.

It certainly made me one.

[DFW]

47. Well, there is that old Irish folk song about him............

&t=55s

[rubbersole]

49. I'm stealing this...

[DFW]

52. You can't steal it

I wrote it, and give you full permission.

[rubbersole]

58. You missed your calling...

Political Parodies - by DFW...Has a nice ring to it! Just in time for Christmas.

[DFW]

59. Check out the Parody Project on youtube

Anything that says in cooperation with or by The Freedom Toast is something I wrote except for two or three my brother wrote. There must be over 20 of them by now, not to mention the few Freedom Toast solo productions. It’s a serious hobby with me. My dad was a past president of Washington’s Gridiron Club, so I learned at the feet of the master.

[rubbersole]

60. I will.

Sounds cool 😎. Thanks.

[DFW]

61. It's a fun hobby to have

And working with Don at the Parody Project has been fabulous. We JUST put out “Robert Palmer’s” Addicted To Trump. Check out our “new” band members!!

[rubbersole]

63. Were you the inspiration for the "Capitol Steps"?

[DFW]

67. Interestingly, no. It was an absolutely parallel evolution

I didn't even know about them until someone called The Freedom Toast "the Capitol Steps on steroids," and I had to ask, "who are the Capitol Steps?"

[KS Toronado]

66. Checking it out right now.

[Hortensis]

54. "With cockles and hustles, connive, connive oh!"

Lol, terrific. Thanks!

[DFW]

57. cock-ups and hustles

It's hard to get all the words, I know!

[Hortensis]

65. Oh, of course for a walking cock-up like that.

[Chainfire]

50. I guess that dragons will be next.

(Somebody will be dragon him to the funny farm)

[debm55]

53. How does Mr.Stone know it's a demonic portal and not a Godly portal?

[bluestarone]

55. I feel, the REAL reason for this statement is

He will say ANYTHING, to keep the religious right on their side! You see these fucking stupid religious right group (CULT) that's believes EVERYTHING they are told!

[bif]

56. Just when you think people can't get any crazier...

They do!

[GoodRaisin]

62. There must be a portal of some kind

over Roger Stone’s head that he and his cronies came out of.

[Dorian Gray]

68. Roger Stone gonna Roger Stone

what concerns me more is who Roger Stone is doing it to.

Eric Metaxes is a conservative author and religious guy. What makes me uncomfortable is that he wrote quite a well regarded book on Dietrich Bonhoeffer that is considered pretty great scholarship.

His "heel turn" to anti-vaccine and pro Jericho March is less expected, and he still has the influence of a well regarded scholar bc of it.

Who he is now EATS that Roger Stone BS up. Laps it up. But he has leftover good will from some of his earlier work, and he's influenced people into going into this negative MAGA space. That's concerning.