BREAKING: Posted on 'Truth Social' this morning...

[Pluvious]

I am NOT gonna be able to sleep tonight !!1!!



From Reddit post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zlvnk8/posted_on_truth_social_this_morning/

[FalloutShelter]

1. Hahahahah

The Dark Brandon memes have clearly gotten to him.

[newdayneeded]

9. Lol!

I think you're right!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. TFG is jealous of Dark Brandon

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. I wonder what that could be?????

The first major announcement of his running again was a complete dud...

[Thomas Hurt]

16. I am going with he is going to sue someone, some more, everywhere.

Need a knew cause to grift the cultists.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. It could be TFG's healthcare plan or his infrastructure plan

[Yonnie3]

24. yeah, that's the ticket,

but check back in, err, two weeks. It will be bigly amazing.

[debm55]

27. Maybe he is not running?

[Midnight Writer]

38. He's returning to Twitter. He can't resist jumping on a train heading for a cliff.

[Prairie_Seagull]

40. I'v got some speculation, What if,

He changed parties? To say, independent. So if you'll indulge me. Most of us think there is no way in hell he wins as a repuke. In my view he would bring his minions along with him, grab some indees and just maybe, maybe (dog I hope not) some corporate DEMS. We all know he is not apposed to shaking the tree

Since we're hypothesizing.

[mercuryblues]

43. I think it is a high probability

He saw all the love Sinema got from the press, and he wants some of that. It also fits with his burn it all down mentality. He will claim the republicans are now in cahoots with the Democrats against him. He'll take his MEGAts with him, essentially ruining the republican party.

[Straw Man]

62. Yup.

He'll take his MEGAts with him, essentially ruining the republican party.

Further confirming the adage that everything he touches turns to shit. The GOP will rue the day they ever backed him.

[icymist]

63. He thinks he'll become Speaker of the House.

I've been reading that on other sites today. It's probably speculation.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

69. He will NEVER sit behind Joe at the SOTU address.

Nor next to Kamala.

Speaker of Rhe House? No way.

[Sugarcoated]

3. Nope nope noper

[Ocelot II]

4. He's doing self-parody and doesn't even realize it.

[Joinfortmill]

81. Rofl

[LetMyPeopleVote]

89. Your prediction turned out to be correct but not in the way anyone expected

[Ocelot II]

90. Indeed... It exceeded my expectations by orders of magnitude.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Announcement that he skipped town? skipped country?

[ornotna]

8. Skipped a meal?

Yeah, like that ever happened.

[Jerry2144]

6. More of a Stupid Zero

Thanks a superhero

[brush]

7. He still doesn't get it. These sad routines don't work anymore.

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Come 2024 he'll either in jail, still tied up in legal matters, or holed up in MAL and sending out more tweets like this yearning-for-the-glory-years one.

[ProfessorGAC]

33. He Also Doesn't Get....

...that aside from 100 or so sycophants, nobody is actually paying attention to him anymore.
Even his cult had dwindled to, well, cult scale.

[brush]

56. Yes, it's over for him and his fast dwindling sycophants.

[groundloop]

64. He sure seems to get plenty of attention on DU

Even though we're always laughing at him and ridiculing him he definitely gets plenty of attention. I sincerely wish we'd just totally ignore him.

[ProfessorGAC]

66. I'd Be Good With That

Part of it, IMO, is cathartic, here at DU.

[Dorian Gray]

77. Yes

I know people worry about his FIRM base that is immovable...

but even the most firm republicans I know in my life... people who I grew up with... who voted for him and got angry when he was mocked... are all behind desantis now. They've moved on.

[ProfessorGAC]

87. Same Here

I play golf with some guys that would vote for a rock if we put an "R" after the name.
They thought TFG was being mistreated when dems criticized his COVID response.
But, they are tired of him now. They don't want him to run, they think he's a proven loser, and they think his style has gotten old. They actually hold him responsible for the results of this last election.
In fact, one of them has admitted that we could do worse than Biden, and he doesn't blame Joe for inflation.
When he said the "we could do worse" thing, I said "We just had worse from 2016 to 2020." & he didn't argue.

[Dorian Gray]

91. Yeah

he's definitely losing his lustre.

And today's announcement (of superhero NFTs? LOL) is not going to win him support back!

[SledDriver]

10. Probably going to announce his running mate

Karil Lake? Kyle Rittenhouse? Herschel Walker? Elon Musk?

[EndlessWire]

13. I agree. n/t

[Polybius]

30. Rittenhouse (for now) and Musk are ineligible

Lake is an obvious choice though.

[jmowreader]

45. Naah...MTG or Boebert

[Dorian Gray]

78. Kari

probs.

She is the heir apparent to MAGA, and she acts subservient enough to him to not offend.

As douchey as Elon is, they probably hate each other. Herschel is done. Not even trump would tough him at this point. And Kyle is just a dumb ass kid making the maga rounds as a grifting 2nd amendment celebrity.

[Joinfortmill]

82. Lol

[newdayneeded]

11. What does this irrelevant jerk

think he can announce that'll be of any importance?

Call out the MAGA Meal team 6 to start a violent coup?

[chriscan64]

12. "Washington Week can't ignore me now!"

Is this one of those deals where the announcement of announcing something tomorrow is way more exciting than tomorrow's announcement?

[highplainsdem]

14. Duty To Warn suggests Trump's superhero name should be "Malignant Man":

Link to tweet

[Joinfortmill]

83. Spot on.

[Bluesaph]

15. RUMP Tower

What an idiot!

[dweller]

20. RUMPTOWE !!

Idiotic name for idiotic asshole



✌🏻

[11 Bravo]

34. Well, when you think about it, he IS towing a gigantic rump around with him.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

44. The DOT should check the load limits on that.

[jmowreader]

46. Come on

Trump is quite large, but not quite 12,000 pounds yet.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

48. I recall a golfing photo where it's obvious the rear is packed beyond its rated capacity.

There's a buildup that needs cleaning out.

[jmowreader]

49. You realize, of course,

that it's going to require a septic tank pumping truck to clean that out.

[Abolishinist]

21. More like RUMP TOWEL

Disgusting thought, I know.

[sarcasmo]

19. Delusional Don.

[ananda]

22. The Fat Orangutan

...

[leftyladyfrommo]

35. No. Orangutans are wonderful animals

Trump is just a despicable human.

[Celerity]

67. Incredible Orangutan Moments (Part 1) Top 5s BBC Earth

[jalan48]

23. Maga Superman

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkAhNXSX0AAVo6X?format=jpg&name=900x900

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Here is a good suggestion for TFG's new name

Link to tweet

[sakabatou]

26. *passes it on*

[Blue Owl]

28. The announcement will be that the superhero is coming to save the USA in two weeks

[efhmc]

29. Then another two weeks and then another two weeks ad infinitum.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

61. Can't do 2 weeks after that...

Because then it'll be infrastructure week.

[Initech]

31. Trump porn is the weirdest fetish I've ever seen.

Like seriously...

[lame54]

32. Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!

[Initech]

50. Smithers, who is this Gabbo?

[11 Bravo]

36. Infrastructure week, or a big, beautiful health care plan ... starting in two weeks, of course.

[debm55]

37. What the hell is going on in the chest area? When I see those Rambo banners of his followers, I

laugh my ass off.

[getagrip_already]

39. oh please, let it be.....

A third (turd?) party run since the gop is full of rino's.

[kacekwl]

41. Unless the announcement is on a

Suicide note I'm not interested.

[Joinfortmill]

84. Yup.

[Prairie_Seagull]

42. He's a villian in a fucking comic book.

Not even a good one. Rump tower. Of FFS.

PS apologies to all regular fucks out there.

[Chellee]

47. Okay. It's official.

I can no longer differentiate his insanity from people ridiculing him. I'm certain he posted the text, but did he actually post the graphic with it, or is that someone making fun of his superhero schtick?

Because who in their right mind would post a photo of themselves with the laser beams and the cartoon chest, and oh lord, did he do this himself? Somebody tell me, because I can't tell anymore.

[muriel_volestrangler]

51. I don't feel there's enough grift in the suggestions so far

I think it will be a new way for his base to give him money. "Titanium Patriot" membership of Truth Social, with special messages from the Superhero&trademark; just for those who have shown their commitment to the Vital Cause Of Saving America. Yours for $39/month.

[Pluvious]

98. Thread's winner !

( way under on the price tho lol )

From a post on the latest thread…


No...that's $99 for each card.

"Fans who buy 45 digital trading cards, which would cost $4,455 before any taxes or fees, are “guaranteed a ticket to attend a gala a dinner with Trump in South Florida,” the site says."

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-big-announcement-selling-161804314.html

[redstatebluegirl]

52. Velveeta Man!

[Talitha]

53. Ewwwww..... just ewwwww!!!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

54. Best response

Link to tweet

?

[Tribetime]

55. Maybe hes running as an independent with Kristen cinema as VP

[malaise]

57. My only possible perfect response

I may need to translate - Cartoon Character

Add lyrics
[intro]
All you silly man g'wan like dem run di place
All em a run an' then come last in a de race
All em a come a g'wan like bad boy toon
Dem a who? Scooby doo?

[Chorus]
Cartoon character
Mickey mouse mi style he wan capture
Cartoon character
Now you buck up ina james bond actor
Cartoon character
Donanld duck mi style 'im wan capture
Cartoon character
Turn the page and start a new chapter
[verse 1]
Cartoon si real and past a trigger
How bugs bunny fi gon test whats bigger
You sippin a san thinking fast pon trigger
Buck up still on and drop half ina river
King say im bad caught seein' golddigger
[?]
But cartoon fi know si man if he an bigger
An boy dey over there say wan no-one that is a-

[Chorus]
Cartoon character
Mickey mouse mi style he wan capture
Cartoon character
Now you buck up ina james bond actor
Cartoon character
Donanld duck mi style 'im wan capture
Cartoon character
Turn the page and start a new chapter

[Verse 2]
Mi fling dis tune ina a half bend an' a you squeal
So you are di cartoon boy ya could a deal
An everybody dun know say cartoon nuh real
So roll out of town like a wheel
But look at how now tings start to reveal
Batman to buck up in a Remington steele
And can't escape a when he have up 'im seal
So robbing mine fi ya skin peel

[bluestarone]

58. The only thing i can think of is

He's putting in a EMERGENCY order for a TON of Ketchup?

[Generic Brad]

59. He's announcing he's running in 2028

You can never start too soon.

[sarcasmo]

60. Third party announement.

[Beetwasher.]

65. Ugghh Human VD. Just won't go away.

[Abolishinist]

68. He will be announcing that DeSantis is going to be his running mate.

I could be wrong.

[Beautiful Disaster]

70. Why would DeSantis agree to that?

Trump is toxic. DeSantis attaching himself to a loser like that all but guarantees his presidential aspirations are over with. DeSantis' best bet is to either wait Trump out to see if he bows out from the race or not run and run in 2028.

[Skittles]

72. no fucking way

he DESPISES DeFascist

[Abolishinist]

73. Of course he does, ultimately he despises everyone. He also uses people.

What if his announcement is that he's going to summon DeSantis to Mar-a-Douchenozzle to ask him to be his running mate... this immediately puts him on defense. If he accepts, then the former doesn't have to worry about DeSanctimonious running against him, the campaign dollars will flow once again, and the millions who prefer DeSatan to the former will have a reason to hold their collective noses and vote him another term, knowing that Ron will then be at the top of the ticket in 2028. Of course, he'd have to give up his Florida citizenship, or maybe not.

And if he declines? He'll have to give a reason, and the only good answer is that he's dedicated to being governor until the end of his term. So if not that, then it's a done deal that he's running, and the former will go after him tooth and nail.

[Dorian Gray]

93. You were SOOOOOO wrong

It was MUCH MUCH STUPIDER.

NFT trading cards of him as a superhero... who would have guessed?)

[Abolishinist]

96. Well, I never thought this was going to happen. My hope is that

someone in his organization will see my post and realize they should solicit me for campaign advice! For example, promote his own line of ketchup!

[Dorian Gray]

97. The announcement couldn't be funnier

but your solicitation for work is pretty on par with it!

[BlueLucy]

71. He's announcing that he is dropping out of the race.

He'll spin it saying he is a "superhero" for doing so.

[KentuckyWoman]

74. Raiders of the ark

That scene where the bad guy dressed up like a rabbi opens the ark. God turns him into a conduit to kill everyone else with lasers shooting out of him.

Quite a telling pic quite frankly.

[Kennah]

75. Fleeing for Venezuela

[Joinfortmill]

85. It's coming

[Dorian Gray]

76. MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

lol.

This guy is so desperate for attention.

[LowerManhattanite]

79. He's probably duped a few comics creatives into whipping up...

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…a sh*tty comic book featuring him as the “hero”?

Another way to get a quick little cash infusion from the rubes. As a reaction to how the “Dark Brandon” character/memes/visuals featuring a powerful Biden have been a strong visual turned against his agenda?

Feels like that based off this goofy-*ss imagery.

[muriel_volestrangler]

86. This was already proposed before he ran for president

Some animator (who was serious about it) did some mock-ups of a series in which he was a "super businessman", in which he and a team of adoring sidekicks (Ivanka was in there, not sure about Dumb and Dumber) would swoop in each week to solve all the problems of businesses - I think one was either a baseball team, or maybe MLB itself. He was, of course, portrayed as a stable genius, fit, healthy man, who was adored by everyone who met him etc. It may have included solving intractable world political problems too.

I've tried to find it, but no luck so far (we did have a DU thread or two about it). It's amazing just how much crud there is surrounding Trump, so when you want to find a particular clod, it's needle-in-a-haystack time. Can anyone else remember it - a name, perhaps?

[LowerManhattanite]

95. I was close!

LOLOL!

[Iggo]

99. Damn near nailed it!

[Joinfortmill]

80. Could you for once shut the phuck up?

Asking for the world.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

88. Trump's "major announcement" is....the release of Trump digital trading cards

Link to tweet

[Dorian Gray]

92. It's so funny

the MAGA adjacent are wiping their hands clean.

The MAGA contingent are turning themselves into pretzels to convince themselves he is a genius.

[Initech]

94. He really is a real life Krusty The Klown!