HUMOR :: Trump Make-Believing He Is Superman Again, Bless His Heart

[Trueblue1968]

(My lead in :::: SUPPOSEDLY HE'S SOON TO MAKE A *** BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ****


Oh dear, he's making believe he's a superhero again. He wants to be Superman so badly. He desperately wants people to be attracted to him, to think he looks like that, to think he is a man of steel.



Of course, Trump is the target of multiple criminal investigations and he will never have the protections of the presidency ever again, so we're guessing that's making him look even more haggard than usual these days.

So in the video above, Trump says America needs a superhero, and then there is this fantasyland sequence where Trump is dressed as a superhero with a good body, and then it says he's making a major announcement December 15.

He's already announced he's running for president, and has reportedly spent the month since doing absolutely not shit besides waddling to the pooper and waddling to dinner with Nazis.

One month later, what does he want from us? Is this a do-over?

Is he double-announcing he's running for double-president?

Is he announcing he's running for America's next top superhero?

"America's Next Top Model"?

"Dancing With The Stars"?

Is he going on "The Amazing Race" with one of his new Nazi friends?

Does he know "The Amazing Race" isn't a quiz show and he can't just answer "white"?

Is he expecting us to believe his body really looks like that, or ever did?

Is he announcing that Kari Lake is going to be his running mate for his presidential campaign that's never going to actually get off the ground, especially once the indictments start rolling in?

Is he announcing that he thinks Kari Lake's lawsuit to overturn Arizona might eventually also overturn America for him? (No, he already said that on OAN in an interview conducted by his lawyer/friend Christina Bobb, who used to work at OAN.)

IS IT INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK?

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[ThoughtCriminal]

1. HE is going to reveal evidence that

DeSantis has a 2nd cousin who is a known thespian.

[Trueblue1968]

2. hmmmmmmmmmmm, i don't consider that big news. i thought he would say he's going to the moon

[Mr.Bill]

3. Hopefully, he and Musk

are taking a one-way trip to Mars.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. TFG is going to announce his new name

Link to tweet

[allegorical oracle]

5. Given that he stopped maturing somewhere between 12 and 14 yo, it seems reasonable. Way worse

is the flag of him as ultra tough guy Rambo, imo.

[Genki Hikari]

9. He could only wish for the maturity of a 12-14 y/o

My son had better manners and a better vocabulary at 3.

[Midnight Writer]

6. He'll announce that is announcement will be ready next week, or maybe the week after that.

Or he is going to save Twitter by rejoining and bringing his millions of bots.

[WheelWalker]

7. He'll be announcing the founding of the MAGA Party is my guess,

where he will get the respect to which he's become expectant.

[wnylib]

8. He'll announce that he is running for

Speaker of the House because only he can properly lead Republicans.

[Martin Eden]

10. Maybe the superhero will be Peter Potamus

We older DUers may remember the HURRICAN HIPPO HOLLER.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Uh huh

[Hekate]

12. Speaker of the House. Anyone is legally able to. Next in line to the President after VP.

See?