The Super Hero Cartoon Character will be making an announcement today

[malaise]

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I may just send this to Ari for today's program

[intro]
All you silly man g'wan like dem run di place
All em a run an' then come last in a de race
All em a come a g'wan like bad boy toon
Dem a who? Scooby doo?

[Chorus]
Cartoon character
Mickey mouse mi style he wan capture
Cartoon character
Now you buck up ina james bond actor
Cartoon character
Donald duck mi style 'im wan capture
Cartoon character
Turn the page and start a new chapter
[verse 1]
Cartoon si real and past a trigger
How bugs bunny fi gon test whats bigger
You sippin a san thinking fast pon trigger
Buck up still on and drop half ina river
King say im bad caught seein' golddigger
[?]
But cartoon fi know si man if he an bigger
An boy dey over there say wan no-one that is a-

[Chorus]
Cartoon character
Mickey mouse mi style he wan capture
Cartoon character
Now you buck up ina james bond actor
Cartoon character
Donald duck mi style 'im wan capture
Cartoon character
Turn the page and start a new chapter

[Verse 2]
Mi fling a stone ina a hag pen an' a you squeal
So you are di cartoon boy ya could a deal
An everybody dun know say cartoon nuh real
So roll out of town like a wheel
But look at how now tings start to reveal
Batman to buck up in a Remington steele
And can't escape a when he have up 'im seal
So robbing mine fi ya skin peel

[marble falls]

1. I think it proves what a fable he is in his own mind. His head glued onto a human body ....

... to quote you, Bwwwaaaaaaaa! I can just hear you laugh in my mind!

"President" and Superman ... that sounds like the beginning of a list of failures, add: father, husband, brother, uncle, hotelier, vintner, "educator" ... ending up with: decent human being.

Keri Lake is going to e announced as VP. Butthead Jr is snorting Columbia up his nose because he didn't get the 'nod'.

'Course Florida Man has it over Superman. Superman has a six pack; Florida Man has a keg.

[malaise]

2. I am convinced that he spent hi entire life watching TV

In his lunatic mind he is a super hero

[marble falls]

6. And in my mind, pigs can fly ...

... Whadya know! I wuz right ...



And Florida Man can't run away from who he is.

[malaise]

7. ROFL

He makes bat shit crazy look sane

[Mr. Ected]

4. Stupor Man

Ready to make America near-unconscious again.

[malaise]

5. I see what you did there

Nicely played 😀😀

[Kid Berwyn]

8. "CAR-toon ca-RAC-ter"

The Orange Anusmouth’s super-power is the ability to fling poo straight from its face.

Really love the song, appropriate for The Age.

[malaise]

9. Really clever and appropriate lyrics

All you silly man g'wan like dem run di place
All em a run an' then come last in a de race
All em a come a g'wan like bad boy toon
Dem a who? Scooby doo?

Last int he race three times but thinks he's superman - nah he's Scooby doo

[Kid Berwyn]

14. The Scheissnozzler

Steve Bell saw the toilet head for what he is:

Crap goes in. Crap goes out.

[malaise]

15. Steve Bell is a genius

Perfect

[malaise]

17. Check this out

[Kid Berwyn]

24. Thank you! Awaiting "pardons waiting to happen."

Wish David Feldman was in charge of CBS Evening News.

Says a lot when the GOP and it’s billionaire owners continue to foist an Unstable Moron who betrayed the nation and Constitution on us.

And people wonder why 40% think the End Times are upon us.

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Does anyone remember the ridiculous proposed cartoon series with TFG as a super-business advisor

who would solve everyone's problems? It was suggested before he ran for president, but after the Apprentice hype, and it was talked about a little on DU in, I think, 2016. It was really cringeworthy, of course.

[malaise]

12. Here's a good read

https://www.vulture.com/2016/11/donald-trump-comics.html

[spanone]

11. Bwahahahahaaaaa

[malaise]

13. Knew you'd love this

Now how do I send it to Ari? 😀😀😀😀😀

[spanone]

16. [e-mail]

found this

[malaise]

18. Thanks

😀😀

[RevBrotherThomas]

19. Any guesses on the announcement's content?

I'm betting running mate (Kari Lake), or that he's running for Speaker.

[malaise]

20. Don"t have a clue

More BS is my guess

[FSogol]

21. My guess, if you send him $25 dollars, you'll get to be on his Patriot list.

Oh, and he'll been treated more unfairly than anyone in history.

[RevBrotherThomas]

22. OMG!!!

Thanks, needed that!

[FSogol]

31. LOL, I was only off by $74. n/t

[Jerry2144]

23. He's a Stupid Zero

Not a superhero

[panader0]

25. 'Mi fling a stone ina hag pen an' you squeal'

Perfect song for the slobfather. Do send it Ari.

[malaise]

27. One of my favorite Jamaican proverbs

😀😀

[louis-t]

26. I still say he will announce he made poo poo all by himself.

[malaise]

28. poo does rhyme with

Scooby doo😀😀😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Trump's "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" is that he's selling digital trading cards for $99

Link to tweet

[malaise]

30. He really is a

cartoon character

[Kid Berwyn]

32. Con has female genitalia.

Note the Camel Tech.

[malaise]

34. I can't believe a 76 year old man thinks this is a good image

He makes batshit crazy look sane