In the Spirit of Christmas, can we say some nice things about MTG?

[Chainfire]

I will start:

She is not nearly as stupid as she looks! Merry Christmas Greenie!

[ExtremelyWokeMatt]

1. No.

[MANative]

2. Ummmm.... She's not Lauren Boebert??? nt

[hlthe2b]

3. Who next, Hitler?

And yes, I think she's a Hitler wannabe.

[Chainfire]

4. I also heard that she stopped turning tricks behind the Waffle House.

That will surely get points with Santa.

[LakeArenal]

5. She looks best with her mouth closed?

[Celerity]

40. proof

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

28. Or a basketball through a garden hose.

Or so I've heard.

[Kingofalldems]

7. She has an interesting pair of shoes.

[SheltieLover]

8. No.

[tanyev]

9. Maybe her heart is only two sizes too small?

[Wounded Bear]

10. Bah! Humbug!

She really is a humbug, you know.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

11. .

She enjoys love bombing personal trainers and time bombing Democrats.

[Tetrachloride]

12. When we write "MTG", we know the person is her.

[Emrys]

13. I don't think about her until I read her name on this board.

Sorry, that's all I've got.

[Chainfire]

16. I live down wind from her...

[Emrys]

17. Ugh.

Our local farmers sometimes spread cow slurry during calm, dry periods. That's bad enough. You have my sympathy.

My reply wasn't a jab at you, BTW. It was a true observation, and I felt it was as kind as I was going to get.

[GoldandSilver]

14. Uh.....

No! Not unless she voluntarily falls off the planet first.

[Chakaconcarne]

15. She's super hot and has a lovely singing voice?

[Jerry2144]

18. She is as smart

As a begonia?


That’s as nice as I can think of

[no_hypocrisy]

19. She is the Queen of White Trash.

[Takket]

20. .

[Docreed2003]

21. I really liked the shoes and hoodie she wore on the night of Jan 5 2021

[Chainfire]

22. When she takes her dentures out, she doesn't look so mule faced.

[Meadowoak]

23. I heard she has a nice set of Peachtree dishes.

[tanyev]

26. Perfect for serving up her really mean gazpacho.

[Piratedog]

24. Well I'm sure somebody out there loves her.

[mainer]

25. Good biceps

That’s it

[Ocelot II]

27. I really can't think of any.

And my grandma always said that if you can't say something nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. So...

[Permanut]

29. I appreciate the warning about the space lasers.

[Mr.Bill]

30. Sure.

Well bless her heart.

[11 Bravo]

31. She occasionally remembers to wipe her ass following a bowel movement.

[BWdem4life]

51. You know this for a fact?

[myohmy2]

32. sure...

...when the trials and tribulations of her office becomes stressful and overwhelming may she find dildos and butt-plugs also at Walmarts and Walgreens for her convenience...

...a kind wish...

[GenThePerservering]

33. Kissing her

is only slightly less awful than licking a leaking battery?

[gratuitous]

34. Everyone is always so happy when she leaves

And she hasn't verbally assaulted a mass shooting survivor for a long time.

[netrace]

35. I thought she was really good...

...as Joe Dirt in the movie Joe Dirt.

[sinkingfeeling]

36. She keeps her roots (hair) well touched up.

[Midnight Writer]

37. She has a lot of energy.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

38. I saw a computer reconstruction of

A neanderthal male and female.

The female looked just like Empty G.

Pretty cool.

[Raine]

39. She didn't hit every single branch on the ugly tree

just most of them.

[mercuryblues]

41. I think it's nice that she thinks she's smart.

[bluescribbler]

42. I'm sure that her mother loved her

For a at least a week, anyway.

[gay texan]

43. No. Even her taste in shoes is horrible..... n/t

[Norbert]

45. I love how she lives 3 states away from me

Wish it was 3 continents then I would love it even more.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

46. Being Jewish has its advantages

[electric_blue68]

47. She gives carbon dioxide to the trees.

[KS Toronado]

48. Yea, but she steals their peaches.

[meadowlander]

49. Her children will inevitably be Democrats.

[BWdem4life]

50. She might not have planted a pipe bomb at the Capitol

and... that's all I got. But I'm reccing for the responses.

[blue neen]

52. She'd fit in real well on Women of Wrestling.

It might be the perfect job for her!

[Genki Hikari]

53. She looks all right

Fading away in a rear view mirror. Not the "closer than seems" mirror. The other one.

[48656c6c6f20]

54. Is she on fire? Because I could take a piss if I had to.

But it's a lot of effort. I mean I rely don't want to waste the energy.