George Santos says he had a brain tumor!

[mainer]

And it was cured with chemotherapy.

You know, this is one thing I might actually believe. Considering how out of touch he is with reality.

Link to tweet

[RandySF]

1. ONG it's not the Onion.

[RussBLib]

2. Should be easy to verify

What? The hospital has no record?

[LeftInTX]

5. HIPAA

[hlthe2b]

3. Seems like that might be the most useful lie to turn out to be true.

It might be a legal defense.

[mitch96]

6. Yes your honor, He is drain bamblaged. Now he just has shit for brains. Can't stop lying...nt

[malaise]

4. zI am now convinced that he has certification papers

from a Cuckoo's Nest

[ananda]

24. Which he has definitely flown over!

[malaise]

25. Love it

[Kennah]

7. Maybe they chemo-ed his brain and left the tumor

[mainer]

8. I knew a guy who kept claiming he had a brain tumor

and he got a lot of sympathy for it. It was also his excuse for his repeat misbehavior at his workplace.

Of course the tumor wasn't true, and he turned out to be an endless fabulist with all number of tall tales. Santos reminds me so much of that guy. I don't have a copy of the DSM, but there's got to be a psychiatric diagnosis for this.

[Ray Bruns]

9. Donald Trump syndrome

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Similar Experience

The manager of the band I was in for around 3 years in the early to mid 80s. He was also the brother of the front man. (I don't say lead singer, because I sang lead on as many songs as he did.)
He claimed to be authoring a Beatles book. Then, there were pro photographer layouts of the book cover. Then...
Money in 2 funds was lower than it should have been. (One for studio time, the other to upgrade power amps & expand the light show.)
We suspected there was no book, and the band paid for those gorgeous "book jacket covers".
When confronted, he suddenly was diagnosed with a brain tumor. We used that as our out. I'd take over band finances so he could focus on his health. Over the next year, he never had treatments, never got sick. We figured out $11,000 was missing.

[Solly Mack]

10. That man has more identities than Carter has pills.

[MuseRider]

14. WOW that one took me back a few decades!

Hi Solly Mack, I broke out in a wide grin when I read that. That was one my Grandmother used.

[Solly Mack]

16. Hello Muse. My mother used it.

It's an oldie.

[qazplm135]

11. Dude is pathological

he clearly can't stop lying.

[Oneironaut]

12. Holy crap. He's a pathological liar. lol

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

19. indeed

Link to tweet

[mainer]

22. This Twitter thread is hilarious

My favorite reply: "They're cat-ish."

[dalton99a]

13. NEXT: George Santos claims to have sickle cell anemia and uterine cancer

Please donate

[Solly Mack]

17. Exactly.

[Emile]

15. The train wreck continues. .

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

18. how does he keep track of all his lies?

[myohmy2]

20. okay...

...but I still believe he's a PLA member...

...

[dembotoz]

23. has anyone taken a close look at the signature to get on the ballot?

bet it was easier when we had phone books

[Paladin]

26. He has a brain? (nt)