Michele Bachmann: I spent Christmas telling my grandchildren that 'eternal fires' of hell await them

[Swede]

I think grama's drunk.


https://deadstate.org/michele-bachmann-i-spent-christmas-telling-my-grandchildren-that-eternal-fires-of-hell-await-them/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[pwb]

1. That is grooming? Eternal fire surely awaits her Judgements of us all.

Judge not, someone once said, doubt she knows who said it.

[Ocelot II]

2. What a fun grandma!

[Blue Owl]

3. Not like it's grooming or brainwashing or anything

[dalton99a]

4. What a shitty grandma

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. She is still BATSHIT crazy.

She is not referred to as The Minnesota State Bird for nothing.

[Tetrachloride]

6. I'm crying because there's no video.

[Maraya1969]

27. You have to scroll down.

[Tetrachloride]

29. wow. bonk on me.

saving for tomorrow

[dalton99a]

7. "OK, grandma, you go first"

[patricia92243]

8. This is so horrid that I thought it was satire. Guess not :(

[NBachers]

9. The Queen of Rage

[Docreed2003]

10. Nothing screams "groomer" like scaring the 💩 out of little children for Christ

No shame

[jcgoldie]

11. Hells not even that bad...

I already spent 4 years in the United States with Trump as president.

[kimbutgar]

12. Mommy, Grandma scares me I don't want to go over there to see her ,

Can I stay home with Dad?

The poor kids.

[3Hotdogs]

25. Yeah, but her Will.

You wanna still e innit don'tja?

[Maeve]

13. God is love, indeed!

Another reason I left organized Christianity

[patphil]

14. Fear is a prerequisite for entering her "heaven"?

I don't think she'll find God there.

[Mr.Bill]

15. The kids were probably thrilled

to hear their grandma was going to burn eternally in hell

[Haggard Celine]

16. That sick woman needs to be kept away from children.

[Chellee]

17. 2 and 6.

Her grandchildren are 2 and 6. This is how she speaks to a toddler and a first grader.

“I was with two of my grandchildren this weekend, a two-year-old and a six-year-old, and I was just compelled to talk to them about, when we die, it’s judgement,” Bachmann said.

Bachmann said that she told the children that at the moment of death, “a decision is made — you’re either going to heaven or you’re going to hell.”

“We talked about what heaven is, and we talked about what hell is,” she said. “That hell is just as real as heaven. And in hell, there’s eternal fires and damnation and it’s a real place, we do not want to go there, that’s where the wicked will go. And then I explained how they don’t go — that they receive Christ and confess their sins … [Jesus] cleanses them and then because of his righteousness, they go to heaven.”

[allegorical oracle]

46. A downright dirty trick. To this day I remember being sent to a Bible school near our house when

I was six yo. Teacher kept talking about the blood of Christ -- showing pictures of bloody crucifixions and a bleeding heart. One night I woke up shrieking with nightmares and my parents ran in. They figured out what was going on at that school. Never had to go back again. But it totally and deeply affected me. It's a form of abuse imho.

[TheRealNorth]

18. The different between right-wing Christians and REAL Christians....

Right-wing Christians look to the Bible and religion for reasons to condemn others.... Real Christians look to the Bible for how to live their own life.

[Harker]

19. Then she ate a corndog. n/t

[Solly Mack]

20. Scared stupid.

[VMA131Marine]

21. This is child abuse.

[Rebl2]

22. Oh my!

Lovely grandma you have there. Glad I wasn’t the parents that had to put them to bed that night.

Side note. Her brother used to be a meteorologist on a local channel where I live. He left a couple weeks ago.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

23. she sucked off the government tit her whole life

hope is their is a HELL she definitely going to it.


She is one of the most sad sack anti christian's this world could ever imagine. Minnesota gave us something great in Al Franken, but they also gave us this weasel.

[TheRealNorth]

31. I am thankful the Republicans in Minnesota are cray cray....

Instead of the more insidious evil bastards that they are in Wisconsin.

[world wide wally]

24. Soooooo,...THAT'S the real meaning of Christmas!

[3Hotdogs]

26. When I die, I wanna got to whatever one she ain't gonna be in.

[sarcasmo]

28. We don't want to visit Grandma, No Ma, No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LiberalFighter]

30. She is one sick person.

I hope her grandchildren never want to see her again.

[jmowreader]

32. I'm going to assume picking up the kids that evening was a real thing of beauty

"Hi sweetie. Did you and your sister have a good time with grandma?"

"No, mommy. It was scary."

"Why? What happened? Did grandma tell you a ghost story?"

"No, mommy. Grandma told us about a place called Hell. It's this big lake and it's full of fire, and if you're even a little bit bad you get thrown in it forever after you die and you can never get out. So I told Grandma I didn't want to go to Hell, so Grandma told us about this other place called Heaven that's really neat, and you have to be super good and never do anything bad and love Jesus and say prayers all the time if you want to go there. And then she gave me this book called the Bible, and I can read it all by myself! Listen to how good I read the Bible!"

(Turns to Genesis 19 and reads the story of Lot's daughters getting him drunk and raping him two nights in a row.)

"That's nice, sweetie. We'll have a long talk about this when we get home. But for now, just go wait in the car for me."

(Michelle Bachman's daughter goes into the house...)

"Hi, Mary. Did Bella tell you how much fun she had with me today?"

"MOM, HAVE YOU GONE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

[gratuitous]

33. Be God's best friend or he'll torture you forever

Thanks, Gramma, but I already have enough psychos in my life (counting you). So you and your god can just hit the bricks.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

34. Of course she did.

Twisted freak.

[Hekate]

35. And Bachman' adult children allow her to have alone time with their little ones?!

Holy Mother of God

[onethatcares]

36. I wondered how

she handled the Santa Claus thing.

I wear a "Bigfoot" tee shirt most days and people ask if I believe it exists. My stock answer; I believe in three things,

Jesus, Bigfoot and Santa Claus because I've been told I have to accept all three on faith alone.

[Dirty Socialist]

37. I showed this to

I showed this article to a Baptist preacher I know and he became upset because the article writer “denigrated Christianity.
Persecution complex in 3,2,1…

[Initech]

38. Holy crap, that sounds like the worst Christmas ever!

[tavernier]

39. And just like that,

these kids were terrorized. One evening of story telling will require years of therapy.

[treestar]

40. a 2 year old and a 6 year old!

incredible!

Can't she at least wait for a less impressionable age?

She's horrible!

And those two guys nodding in agreement!

[Sky Jewels]

41. What a sick, twisted loon.

I'm constantly amazed that so many "modern" humans still believe in this religious nonsense, and try to impose their insanity upon others.

[Kennah]

42. Grandma got brought over to the Baptists

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

43. Ok, grandma goes on some really grim rants on holidays. But, it's great fun ,,,

... when she brings out the snakes for us to play with.

[Raine]

44. Such a nice Christmas childhood memory that makes

to have for the rest of your life...

[Iris]

45. She's not their favorite grandma.

[GoodRaisin]

47. What a stupid woman.

I don’t even talk to my grandkids about death, much less “hell fire”. No need to scare them and they’ve got plenty of better things to think about at Christmas than “going to Hell”. She’s an idiot.

[newdayneeded]

48. I thought only gays were going to hell

according to rightwingers, Is she wishing that on her husband then?

[dflprincess]

49. Hopefully it's the last time Grandma is alone with the grandkids. nt