A few suggestions for Speaker...

[First Speaker]

--Chance the Gardener

--A cigar store Indian (though he's likelier to run for Senate from Arizona. After Walker, who can say what is impossible?)

--Roseanne Barr

--Hunter Biden. Hey--they want to interview him; why not have him available?

--the local circus geek. We could have chicken-biting time every Friday afternoon...

--Putin. Just go ahead and do it. Give him an office by a window.

--Heinrich Himmler. Yes, he's dead, but this wouldn't stop a true MAGA from voting for him...

---the Get a Brain, Moran guy. He has the inside track.


Any and all other suggestions would be welcome.

[stumpysbear]

1. I thought TFG was supposed to be speaker

[lapfog_1]

2. max headroom

or for even more chaos... Kari Lake!

[Wicked Blue]

3. TFG

Problem is, he wouldn't know when to stop speaking/ranting

[Ocelot II]

4. Let's not forget that the Speaker is next in the line of succession to the presidency

after the Vice President. So they should be at least a sentient life form, unlike Kevin McCarthy.