Woke up today thinking about Lindsey Graham

[Flo Mingo]

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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
~Lindsey Graham

[NewHendoLib]

1. I guarantee you, your OP title is a statement I shall never make!

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Same here! As a matter of fact........

I was afraid that we might be needing to schedule an 'intervention' to help prevent that from ever happening!!!!

[NewHendoLib]

6. DUzy!

[PatSeg]

2. Well, he certainly was prescient

at one time. I almost liked that Lindsey Graham.

[SCantiGOP]

19. That was before

he had his integrity bypass operation.

[PatSeg]

29. Yes, we live in a "before Trump" and

"after Trump" world now. Amazing how such an incompetent idiot can have a such an overwhelming effect on the world, though I suppose in many cases, he may have just served as a mirror, revealing what is already there.

[SCantiGOP]

31. This, however, is my favorite L'il Lindsey quote:

From 2015, when everyone 'knew' that Trump had zero chance of getting the nomination and the repubs were searching for dirt on Biden:

"If you can't admire Joe Biden as a person then probably you've got a problem, you need to do some self-evaluation....He is as good a man as God ever created."

[PatSeg]

32. Oh yes, that's my favorite as well

My second favorite is:

"I'm not going to try to get into the mind of Donald Trump because I don't think there's a whole lot of space there. I think he's a kook. I think he's crazy. I think he's unfit for office."

[niyad]

3. And then he turned around and glued himself to orange anus' ass.

[cloudbase]

4. Me, too.

But it was just my body telling me it was time to take a dump.

[Flo Mingo]

11. As a matter of fact

It was while I was taking a Lindsey that the memory came to me.

[Ziggysmom]

28. 💩💩💩💩💩Taking a Lindsey! 💩💩💩💩💩

[Mad_Machine76]

7. One of the few

prescient things he's said

[PCIntern]

8. Here....for your subject line:

🤮

[Emile]

9. He should take his insight to Vegas.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. Might want to re-read the terms of service. Misgendering is offensive to many.

[Flo Mingo]

13. I don't drag Lindsey for being a closeted homosexual

I drag Lindsey because he's a craven hypocrite who, like a remora, attaches himself to whomever he thinks he can best survive on. He deserves no sympathy but being a closeted homosexual is not what makes Lindsey Graham despicable. It's selling out his country to fascists who want to expel Democracy from the world stage.

[geardaddy]

20. That's offensive to remoras

to compare them to Lindsey Graham.

[Meadowoak]

23. Lindsey even looks like a remora

[geardaddy]

24. Yep, with that hair!

[Arthur_Frain]

14. I'd go back to sleep as often as necessary

Until I awoke thinking of something else.

Why start my day so shitty?

[Traildogbob]

15. I woke up last night

Punching my headboard. And if it was about Graham, I would have really broken my hand.
I had a kid texting plow me over on my motorcycle while I was stopped 10 years ago. So I have many episodes of waking up fighting. So I hope Lindsay is never part of the dream I’m having at that time, or any other of the GQP or Fox.
Talk about morning sickness!!!

[Mr. Ected]

16. The last time LG ever spoke the truth

It was a warning to his party and they should have heeded it. Right after that came the kompromat, and just like that, the weak, unprincipled, threatened sheep walked in lockstep to the edge of the cliff.

[Zambero]

17. The prophetic ones

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and of course Lindsey.

[jaxexpat]

18. If I woke up thinking of Lindsay Graham, I'd be changing my TeeVee snacks back to junk food.

Just thinking of your health....

[SalamanderSleeps]

22. You are a stronger person than I.

I would be spending the rest of the day, in my bathtub, drinking heavily.

[MontanaMama]

21. Oh dear.

I wouldn’t wish for anyone to wake up thinking of Lindsey Graham. I hope you’re okay.

[Martin68]

25. Your intro sounds lie the beginning of a horror movie.

Woke up thinking about...

[Ocelot II]

26. If I woke up thinking about Lindsey Graham, I'd know my day was off to a disturbing start.

[Bluethroughu]

27. He sure is a clairvoyant unlike his orange menace fascist friend.

He should be in prison for calling a secretary of state to change vote totals! Electioneering is against the law.

He can share a prison cell with that orange ass.

[drmeow]

30. Looking at your OP title

my first reaction was "that's a sh$$y way to wake up"

[Raine]

33. Thank goodness that is something I would NEVER wake up thinking about! nt

[JHB]

34. You poor dear. You should take something for that.

Something with a very high proof number.

[Skittles]

35. if I ever wake up thinking about Lindsey Fucking Graham....

.....I hope someone takes pity and puts me promptly out of my misery.