"As the House Turns," brought to you by

[grumpyduck]

Ex-Lax, Charmin, and Jiffy Pop.

In today's episode: Kevin quadruples down on becoming Speaker. Matt tries to get him out of the Speaker's office. George lies about being here to avoid the Brazilian authorities. Meanwhile, Marge continues spewing bullshit.

[Walleye]

1. That's it, more of a soap opera, I was thinking reality show but you're right

After the summer blockbuster from the January 6 committee it’s looking pretty weak

[gab13by13]

2. Not bad.

They may not even hold a session today, I can get out and buy some groceries, mainly popcorn.

[MadLinguist]

3. Isn't t Jiffy Poop?

[underpants]

4. I feel like they could actually use the "evil twin" excuse

and many of the MAGAts would believe it.

[pandr32]

5. Perfect!