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FelineOverlord

(3,618 posts) Fri Jan 6, 2023, 02:17 AM Jan 2023

How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Original Post) FelineOverlord Jan 2023 OP

Or At Least a Socket The Roux Comes First Jan 2023 #1

218. rubbersole Jan 2023 #2

Just one, but markodochartaigh Jan 2023 #3

How should we know? DFW Jan 2023 #4

He wouldn't bother: School shootings are easier to hide in the dark. KS Toronado Jan 2023 #5

Won't work. The light bulb will end up screwing him. tclambert Jan 2023 #6

Trick question. dupagelib Jan 2023 #7

None Mr. Ected Jan 2023 #8

Lots! Aussie105 Jan 2023 #9

The Roux Comes First

(1,307 posts)

1. Or At Least a Socket

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 02:32 AM

Jan 2023

And at least a basic understanding of clockwise!

He's a loser.

rubbersole

(6,809 posts)

2. 218.

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 02:33 AM

Jan 2023

Any fewer, the light bulb screws him...

markodochartaigh

(1,215 posts)

3. Just one, but

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 04:00 AM

Jan 2023

the light bulb has to want to be screwed.

DFW

(54,643 posts)

4. How should we know?

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 04:19 AM

Jan 2023

It has yet to light up.

KS Toronado

(17,631 posts)

5. He wouldn't bother: School shootings are easier to hide in the dark.

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 04:31 AM

Jan 2023

tclambert

(11,089 posts)

6. Won't work. The light bulb will end up screwing him.

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 04:40 AM

Jan 2023

dupagelib

(145 posts)

7. Trick question.

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 05:00 AM

Jan 2023

He can't turn anything to the right or the left, so I guess none then.

Mr. Ected

(9,676 posts)

8. None

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 05:05 AM

Jan 2023

The Republicans are perpetually unenlightened.

Alternative: None. He's too busy screwing the American people.

Aussie105

(5,571 posts)

9. Lots!

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Fri Jan 6, 2023, 05:07 AM

Jan 2023

One to hold the latter.

One to Google how to recognise, remove and replace a light globe.

One to Google how to climb a ladder.

One to climb up the ladder and do the deed.

And lots of clones to run around proclaiming to all the other Republicans he is a born leader and a 'can do' type of guy.

Plus one more to take names of those not applauding.

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