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How many Kevin McCarthys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Original Post)
FelineOverlord
Jan 2023
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The Roux Comes First
(2,220 posts)1. Or At Least a Socket
And at least a basic understanding of clockwise!
He's a loser.
rubbersole
(11,114 posts)2. 218.
Any fewer, the light bulb screws him...
markodochartaigh
(5,239 posts)3. Just one, but
the light bulb has to want to be screwed.
DFW
(59,877 posts)4. How should we know?
It has yet to light up.
KS Toronado
(23,392 posts)5. He wouldn't bother: School shootings are easier to hide in the dark.

tclambert
(11,187 posts)6. Won't work. The light bulb will end up screwing him.
dupagelib
(170 posts)7. Trick question.
He can't turn anything to the right or the left, so I guess none then.
Mr. Ected
(9,713 posts)8. None
The Republicans are perpetually unenlightened.
Alternative: None. He's too busy screwing the American people.
Aussie105
(7,722 posts)9. Lots!
One to hold the latter.
One to Google how to recognise, remove and replace a light globe.
One to Google how to climb a ladder.
One to climb up the ladder and do the deed.
And lots of clones to run around proclaiming to all the other Republicans he is a born leader and a 'can do' type of guy.
Plus one more to take names of those not applauding.
