Elon Musk Unveils New Cybertruck Concept Design
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Elon Musk Unveils New Cybertruck Concept Design
AUSTIN, TX After a year in which the electric automakers stock lost 65% of its value, CEO Elon Musk has doubled down on plans to build Teslas Cybertruck, introducing on Friday a new design for a concept vehicle that would boldly reimagine the American pickup. This is a truck unlike any the world has ever seen: the first to consist entirely of a quadrilateral with four congruent sides and four right angles, Musk said during a media event at Tesla headquarters, describing the proposed Cybertrucks unique two-dimensionality and innovative ability to glide across land, sea, and air. Its going to be totally flat, and weve done away with the wheels completely. Because it has no depth, it can theoretically travel at infinite speeds. And with its ability to hold an unlimited number of passengers, the Cybertruck will instantly alleviate all traffic congestion between San Francisco and L.A. Anyway, well have these on the road later this year. At press time, Teslas stock price had reportedly tripled even as Musks blueprint for the concept car inexplicably erupted into flames.