"Sometimes God really sucks" Glen Beck just now

[sasha031]

[lapfog_1]

1. Blasphemy!!!

[Kurovski]

56. Not to him. God is just another political tool.

people like him don't REALLY believe in the stories, just the power over people who do believe them.

[OldHippieChick]

2. Wow!

Can't believe he won't be pilloried by the RW evangelicals for this.

[rivegauche]

27. Silly you, it's fine it THEY do it.

[Ecumenist]

3. Wow, that's blasphemous...Creep..

[codjh9]

4. Can you IMAGINE if someone on OUR side said that?!?

[Glorfindel]

8. But...It's OK If You Are A Repuke

[Blue_Tires]

53. I promise you some fundie nutbar pastor would shoot that person in broad daylight

I'm not kidding...

[codjh9]

54. It's not funny, but I laughed at 'fundie nutbar pastor' (as Mark Twain used to say, 'but I

repeat myself'). I wouldn't be surprised either - not one bit.

[rzemanfl]

5. Where is the "Smite" key when God needs it?

[fleur-de-lisa]

10. LOL! - good one! - eom

[HappyMe]

29. I believe God applied

the smite key last night.

[DemoTex]

6. Always, Glen Beck really sucks.

Always!

[Enrique]

7. thanks again to Obama and his team

and everyone that voted for him, for making this day possible.

[txdemsftw]

18. LOL

[SubgeniusHasSlack]

9. That hateful voice in your head

ain't God, beckerwood.

[mzmolly]

11. Oh, now they're mad at God.

That's a frigging riot!

[Grammy23]

47. I was wondering what they would say once they figured out

what God's will was regarding this election. Not funny when it happens to them, eh?
Do they realize how dumb they sound? Nope, I didn't think so.

[Are_grits_groceries]

12. That's gravity Glen. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

48. Yeah, Glen, gravity. You're definitely not being pulled down into hell. Definitely not.

[StarryNite]

13. Oh, my! LOL

[WorseBeforeBetter]

14. Not surprising coming from a former shock jock.

Baby Beck, laughing all the way to the bank. Laughing AT his fans...

[Tigress DEM]

15. So Beck DOES admit or support gays now?

[Ya Basta]

16. Jesus: "Bwhahahaha! Glen Beck"

"That's what you get for blaspheming me all these years. Didn't you know I'm one of them long haired hippie liberals you prick? Now go put some more of that vicks under your eyes and cry me a fake river while I laugh at you."

[ProudProgressiveNow]

20. +1 nt

[rivegauche]

30. that is cracking me up. superb!

[Ya Basta]

32. :)

[LittlestStar]

51. That pic is so funny I had to steal it!

[Ya Basta]

55. I had to laugh when I saw it too :)

[OriginalGeek]

17. Scumbag Kirk agrees

[ProudProgressiveNow]

21. +1 nt

[txdemsftw]

19. Dude

is nuttier than squirrel sh*t...

[Ganja Ninja]

22. "Sometimes" God sucks.

But Glenn Beck sucks all the time. God intended it that way.

[underseasurveyor]

23. Somebody doesn't trust his own God

to know what's best for him?

Spoiled brat

[hifiguy]

24. Drink some bleach, Glenny.

It will clarify and purify things.

[LyndaG]

25. Oh, no - Not another crying jag

Wa- Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Downtown Hound]

26. Sometimes God does suck

Glen Beck however, pretty much always sucks.

[lpbk2713]

28. Yeah BecKKK ... Gawd is on our side.

Must be a real pisser to the mouth breathers for them to hear their idol say something like this.

[GeorgeGist]

31. Trash this thread.

[LeftinOH]

33. Glen Beck's crazy rhetoric is partly the reason his team lost...

him and all the other RW media pigs.

[HopeHoops]

34. No, Athena sucks. God just participates. And it's Glenn BecKKK.

[Javaman]

35. he's one of those "god fearin' fella's" right?

[riverwalker]

36. God doesn't like you, Glen n/t

[Sheepshank]

37. Pretty rich, or perhpas ironic, coming from a 'tea bagger" n/t

[Liberalynn]

38. Wouldn't want to stand too close to Glen Beck under normal circumstances

but I'd stay even further away from him now. Don't want to get taken out by that lightening bolt coming out of the sky.

[Motown_Johnny]

39. Well, he did make Glen Beck so I guess I must agree.

[Initech]

40. Haters gon' hate!

[Ken Burch]

41. Sounds like the first draft of a Tori Amos lyric

Maybe Beck is the piglet she was suckling on that cd photo.

[diane in sf]

42. Well Glenny, maybe god is telling you something...

[socialindependocrat]

43. Limpballs said that the truth will win

Don't either of these guys realize that the truth has won!

They don't know the truth when they see it-

THEY CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

They are very sad, sad people...

[trailmonkee]

44. The Greatest Quote of All Time... Seriously

[GoneOffShore]

45. Which god?

Thor, Zeus, Vishnu?

[Bucky]

46. Whichever made Glenn Beck in His image.

[GoneOffShore]

49. That would be some sort of lizard thing.

One of Terry Pratchett's gods.

[no_hypocrisy]

50. It's God's Will, Glenn. Get over it!!!!

[GoCubsGo]

52. So, he doesn't suck when he gives little kids cancer and other awful diseases.

And, he doesn't suck when he sends storms and other natural disasters that kill tens of thousands of people and destroy their homes. And, he doesn't suck when he causes children to lose one or both parents from illness, accident or abandonment. But, he sucks because he let President Obama get re-elected? Ummm. Ohhhhkaaaayy....

[LeftishBrit]

57. OMG

If there was ever evidence that the religious right are using their God in the service of their politics, rather than the other way round! Naughty God voted for a Democrat! Deary deary me!