Bolsonaro admitted to Florida hospital with severe "stomach pains"

[FelineOverlord]

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[SheltieLover]

1. Cup of tea?

Send him back!

[TheRealNorth]

2. Maybe Putin decided he has no more use for him.

[SheltieLover]

3. Hopefully.

[Buckeyeblue]

40. That's what I was thinking--definite Putin move

[TheBlackAdder]

35. There's always a Trump-Russia connection.

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[SheltieLover]

36. Yup!

[Carlitos Brigante]

4. Wow! Maybe even his own organs prefer Lula. nt

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. Stay away from the windows. NT

[LastDemocratInSC]

15. Well, these days nobody should be using Windows NT.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

18. Good one. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks. NT. I mean, you know.

[madinmaryland]

42. It is better than windows 3.1.

[Lovie777]

6. I truly hope he is not pretending .....

I'm pretty sure Lula and the Brazilian legal courts/police want him extradited.

[gay texan]

7. "Jair never has a second cup of coffee at home?"

Yeah I'm that old

[Sympthsical]

12. I only know it from Airplane

And even though I was too young to understand the reference, I still found it hilarious.

It's just this random doubt in her role as wife. A gnawing insecurity and look of realizing and horror on her face. The whole way the actor does it is superb.

I've since learned the context, but I still prefer my original impression of it. Just the way this whole inner human drama unfolds in three seconds out of the absolute blue and then is never mentioned again.

[CentralMass]

14. ...

[johnp3907]

39. Good one!

[Docreed2003]

8. I'm sure it's just the atrocious food at Mar-a-Lago

[FalloutShelter]

11. This!

[GoCubsGo]

25. That was my first thought, as well.

Either food poisoning from the omelette bar, or a reaction to all that fast food he was likely fed.

[Bettie]

30. I was thinking this

never be the last guy at the omelet bar, who knows how long that stuff has been sitting out.

[roamer65]

34. +1000

Bingo.

[yellowcanine]

37. Or one of Putin's "waiters" was in the house.

[SheilaAnn]

44. He's in Orlando.. n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Trying not to get deported?

[Bluethroughu]

10. Could be giving birth to a demon.

[Sanity Claws]

32. An anchor baby!

[Blues Heron]

13. Trump left the big macs on the sideboard too long?

more than an hour or two and your getting into the danger zone with that special sauce

[Thomas Hurt]

16. I missed something I guess. WTF is he doing here in the first place, playing exiled Generalissimo..

[republianmushroom]

17. ran out of Pepto that is happening more and more

[albacore]

19. We warned him about some American fast-food...

[malaise]

20. No Oscar for this fake

Send him home to Brazil

[Johnny2X2X]

21. Bad Hamburders

Should have known to stay way from those hamburders.

[Maru Kitteh]

22. Is it on the third floor? Is BoBo available to cook for him?

Cup of tea perhaps?

[Aristus]

23. "Oh! The pain!..."

[ArnoldLayne]

24. Now that is the best news I head all day the Fu**ing

Fascist.

[eShirl]

26. I wish I could remember which fast food he was eating in that photo from a few days ago...

supposedly the photo was taken in Florida at the moment his victorious opponent in Brazil was being sworn in

edit: it was KFC

[muriel_volestrangler]

27. To be fair, he was stabbed in the abdomen 4 years ago

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/06/brazil-jair-bolsonaro-far-right-presidential-candidate-stabbed

It's not unbelievable that this left him with recurring problems.

[roamer65]

33. Yes, very true.

Especially when you eat the poor quality food at a Trump resort.

[dalton99a]

28. An old trick

[MadameButterfly]

29. do any Republicans object to a foreigner benefitting from American healthcare?

Is he footing the whole bill? I assume he doesn't have American health insurance. Is he just filthy rich enough to pay, and is he paying with his money or the Brazillians citizens'?

[DBoon]

31. was he sipping on Russian tea?

[Demovictory9]

38. Loser pains

[GenThePerservering]

41. Too much bile

he's never looked healthy.

[doc03]

43. He should be on a plane back to Brazil. nt

[GenThePerservering]

45. DeSatan should put his backside on a bus

and send him north. We'll take care of him.

[Mr.Bill]

46. Did he eat at Mar-a-Lago?

I hear that's dangerous.