The Conspiracy Chart

[sarisataka]

Where do you fall? Where are your friends and family?

[LuckyCharms]

1. K&R. n/t

[Beastly Boy]

2. I don't see the twelve-foot lizards trying to take over the world anywhere on the chart,

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I must be firmly grounded in reality.

[Hortensis]

4. OR, you're either the kind of fool who's blind to reality or you're one of THEM.

In case it's the latter, please PM me your contact info so I can send you some death threats.

[Beastly Boy]

6. I am certainly not one of THEM. I am one of US

Don't underestimate the conspicuous absence of twelve-foot lizards in everyday life or the absence of "sarcasm" smilies in my posts. Their inescapable presence doesn't always manifest itself in expected ways...

[Hortensis]

7. Expected ways would be more than appalling, but okay.

You've survived so far, I think, and if true that would say something.

[Beastly Boy]

8. Ok, you win!

I've added a sarcasm smilie to my first post.

But that's as far as I go. I am not taking back anything about the twelve foot lizards!

[Hortensis]

9. Well, people do need to wake up! After all, WHO brought

the Burmese pythons now infesting vast areas and growing big enough to eat people to Florida? And WHY? The lizard people, of course, but try making people understand that!

[sarisataka]

10. It doesn't specify the size

But there is a mention of reptile overlords at the top.

Now insects are a different story

[Beastly Boy]

11. Oh no, I am not going there again!

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There is a world of difference between the twelve foot lizard science, a discipline well founded and repeatedly confirmed by ancient sources, and a nebulous "reptilian" overlords fantasy created by a noted fraudster.

The former, described in detail by the venerable Helena Blavatsky, arguably the most gifted clairvoyant of all times and based on meticulously documented ancient Greek sources that recall pre-Hellenic civilizations of Atlantis and Lemuria, is unambiguously specific about the advanced Earth based civilization of 12-foot lizards, not serpents and not wishy-washy "reptiles".

The latter is a case of plagiarism by David Ickey, a notorious British crook, a high school dropout, a failed professional soccer player and a publicly exposed charlatan, who fancied himself to be "Son of Godhead". He liberally "borrowed" Madame Blavatsky's content, changed a few words here and there (hence the "reptile" kerfuffle - he couldn't even make his mind up about what he wanted to call his ridiculous conspiracy theory). He also claimed, unlike Madame Blavatsky, that HIS reptilians came from outer space. Imagine, outer space! How gullible does he think we are?

...Ok, so I went there. Again. But this is the absolute last time I do this. Promise. I am so tired of arguing about brainwashed conspiracy theory nutcases, which I obviously am not!

[Lovie777]

3. Woke, CRT and JFK Jr. return and will reinstate shithole to........

the presidency.

[Scrivener7]

5. Well, yeah, but... Epstein totally didn't kill himself.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. 🔺Now, someone in the Illuminati will never say they are in the Illuminati, right? 🔺

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I'm in the Illuminati

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