I wake up every morning and one of the first things I do is

[Beachnutt]

look at DU to see if the con has been arrested or indicted or one of his spawn .
Anybody else expect it to happen and look every morning to see ?
Been checking for 5 years or so now.

[SheltieLover]

1. Every. Single. Day.

[Deuxcents]

2. Me, too

[rsdsharp]

3. When he was in office, my first question of the day was:

“What fresh hell has he gotten us into, now?”

Now, my first question is: “Is Trump in jail, yet?”

[LakeArenal]

12. Even if guilty of something, he wouldn't go to jail until all the appeals.

Fucker just keeps a fuckin’. I hardly ever use those words either.

[rsdsharp]

16. He'll go to jail the day he's indicted (or soon thereafter).

He won’t stay there long, but he will be there to be processed. He’ll be fingerprinted, his mug shot taken, and if God truly loves me, he’ll be perp walked.

[LakeArenal]

18. OMG what a fantastic dream. It would ALMOST be worth the six years of hell

[oregonjen]

4. Yes! It's not just me?

[WarGamer]

5. I also check DU first daily...

It's faster and easier than checking a half dozen sites.

Yesterday I saw the news of the Yeti Airlines crash on Twitter, within minutes of the crash and then it was on DU in less than a minute, before it was on CNN, DRUDGE, MSNBC or AP

[woodsprite]

6. Yup! First thing I check every day, Last thing at night. nt

[gab13by13]

7. The E. Jean Carroll defamation lawsuit

is scheduled for this April. Over 3 1/2 years to hold him accountable. E. Jean has a fantastic lawyer Robbie Kaplan who is going to take a huge wad of cash from Trump.

E. Jean has also filed a sexual assault criminal lawsuit.

Fani Willis is ready to make a decision.

DOJ -

[Diamond_Dog]

8. When he was in office

I would turn on the news and hope I’d see he had a stroke.

[2naSalit]

9. I check the weather first...

Just before I come here to see if he's still wasting good air.

[FakeNoose]

10. First thing I do every morning - drink my coffee

Then ... I log onto DU.

[Hekate]

14. I love my Cup of Joe mug

[Irish_Dem]

11. It is alway good to have an interest we can take with us to the nursing home. :(

No matter how far into the future that might be.

[Hekate]

13. There was a gentleman who bought a newspaper from the same news stand every day...

It was always the same: he’d walk up, hand over the money, snap open the paper to the front page, and toss it.

This goes on for awhile, until finally the vendor says, “Why?”

The gent answers, “I’m looking for the obituary of a certain person.”

Of course the vendor says, “You’re not gonna find it on the front page. That’s not where the obituary section is.”

Our gentleman says, “His will be.”

[SoCalDavidS]

15. Eventually He's Going To Die

And then y'all won't have to check every day.

[yellowdogintexas]

17. My alarm/radio comes on to NPR so I would hear it there

first before I get to coffee, DU etc.

[MOMFUDSKI]

19. I check to see if

the news is that he dropped dead. That is all.

[enough]

20. I've been doing this since Bush v Gore. Possibly this is the definition of insanity.

[Cracklin Charlie]

21. Doomscrolling.

Thats what my daughter and I call it.

[elocs]

22. Well, you would need to wake up to check DU. That's a minimum requirement. n/t

[mercuryblues]

23. It's better than what I would do when the orange anus was presidunce

I would wake up and check here to see if he started a war over a twitter spat.

Instead, we got to watch him plan and instigate a coup on Twitter.

[malaise]

24. Funny

I check to see if he croaked overnight first😀😀😀😀

[brooklynite]

25. You wake up every morning and expect him to have been indicted overnight?

Do you perhaps see the flaw in that approach?

Personally, my life can go on whether he's indicted tomorrow or not.

[BWdem4life]

28. Overnight?

It's been a bit longer than "overnight."

[brooklynite]

29. The OP claims to "wake every morning wanting to know if an indictment has happened...

...presumably in the overnight period. Regardless of WHEN an indictment comes down, I think we can safely assume it'll be during business hours.

[BWdem4life]

30. Could you be any more pedantic and condescending?

If so, please don't.

[orleans]

31. +1 nt

[BWdem4life]

27. Expect? No.

Hope, yes, but it fades a bit more every day.

[orleans]

32. here's my little secret

i check du to make sure biden is okay
(i worry about his health b/c of his age i guess)

so... i check to make sure he hasn't died.
then i check to see if trump has.