George Santos (or whatever the f*ck his name is) won't get the committee assignments he hoped for

[zuul]

Manu Raju (@mkraju) - CNN

In addition to a seat on Financial Services, Rep. George Santos had hoped to get a spot on the House Foreign Affairs Committee — but he won’t get either, per GOP sources. Santos is still expected to sit on at least committee. Among committees left: science and small business.

2:49 PM · Jan 17, 2023

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[Cha]

2. The Science of Lying.. how to

Bilk Small Businesses.

[dem4decades]

3. What does he care, he'll tell the folks back home he's the Chairman of the

Oversight Committee.

[dalton99a]

4. Santos invented carbon capture technology. Give him science

He's too rich to be small business

[Effete Snob]

7. Maybe it's a misprint, and they are simply going to donate him to science

He could advance the science of psychology. Pretty sure he used to walk Pavlov's dog.

[dalton99a]

13. +1

[gratuitous]

5. Santos will take it and like it

He's the only person in the House with less clout than Squeaker McCarthy.

[Blue Owl]

6. The only thing that lying fuck deserves is rapid expulsion

Get him OUT of our government NOW.

[agingdem]

14. yes he does but so does every MAGA traitor that

conspired with Trump to overthrow the government of the United States...McCarthy, Greene, Gosar, Gaetz, Perry, Jordan, Lee, Johnson, Hawley and the list goes on and on...

[Irish_Dem]

8. Why did he want to be on the Foreign Affairs Committee?

[zuul]

9. Because Russia paid him to run for Congress.

They want a return on their investment.

[dalton99a]

10. Bingo.

[Irish_Dem]

11. Exactly. The only explanation. ROI.

Santos wouldn't know one committee from the next if they fell on him.

[dalton99a]

12. The REAL explanation is George has extensive experience negotiating complex peace treaties in WWII

and HUGE trillion-dollar trade deals with Zimbabwe and Kazakhstan

[Irish_Dem]

15. Yes! And who can forget how he negotiated the Mars/Neptune conflict, then Jupiter/Ganymede war?

He did such a stellar job on both these projects.

[Effete Snob]

16. He married a woman from Brazil

So, maybe he's had some foreign affairs.

[Irish_Dem]

17. Oh I bet he sure did. :(