Dear America, this is a former President of the United States...

[spanone]

EVERY FUCKING SCREW IN HIS BODY IS LOOSE OR MISSING.

Link to tweet

[Ilsa]

1. He's referring to himself in the third person again. Weird. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

2. You can't write comedy like that!

[spanone]

3. The description of the basement?!?!?!?!

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Trump Tower?

.

.

[mahina]

21. HA!

[bucolic_frolic]

4. The "hack" covered up the Russia Hoax? If it was a hoax, why did he need to cover it up?

The more esoteric and profound points made by this deranged man elude me. Can anyone tell me what he's talking about?

[brush]

5. So pathetic. He knows he stole docs and tried every way...

not to return them.

This whole thing makes me wonder even more how those docs suddenly turned up when an old, unoccupied Biden office was being cleaned out, and then in his garage.

It's just too convenient as special counsel Jack Smith was ratcheting up the pressure on the trump stolen doc case.

[Bluethroughu]

12. I agree.

[Joinfortmill]

32. Yup, will be interesting what the special counsel uncovers.

[jmowreader]

6. If I didn't know Trump is an avowed teetotaler...

...I would say his current consumption of mind-altering substances makes Ozzy Osbourne look like Carrie Nation.

And we're not just talking a lot of booze or a lot of pills either. No, folks, that's polydrug abuse you see right there. He's basically dumping everything in the medicine cabinet into his hand and washing it down with a fifth of tequila.

Apparently no one told him the difference between his "ultra secure Mar-a-Lago" and Joe Biden's house is Joe Biden isn't running his house as a hotel.

[llmart]

14. "avowed teetotaler"

Anything that the compulsive liar "avows" is suspect to me.

[jmowreader]

15. In this case it's not all that suspect

Trump's brother drank himself to death, so Trump decided he wasn't going to drink.

Given that, the boy looks and talks like he's completely shitfaced in that video.

[ShazzieB]

41. Yes, I've read in more than one source that he eschews all forms of alcohol.

Loads of people have said that about him. If it wasn't true, I think we'd have heard contradictory evidence by now.

I think its's just as well that he doesn't drink. If he can sound this bat shit stone cold sober, can you imagine what he'd be like drunk?

[jmowreader]

45. Yeah, I can imagine

If Keith Moon is at three on the dial, a drunk Trump would be about 50.

"Donald! Why did you throw the television out the window again? You know they make us pay for that!"
"You like that television so much? I'm gonna throw you out right after it!"

[brush]

25. He doesn't drink...but there are other orifices...

from which substances can be taken in.

[FakeNoose]

7. Clever reply on the Twitter thread

[electric_blue68]

40. This!

[malaise]

8. Not a well person

Lock him up

[canetoad]

9. Mahogany

[Bluethroughu]

11. Wasn't classified documents found on the floor in his office bathroom near the toliet?

Apparently the White house toilets did flush good enough for him?

[dchill]

43. Ultra secure bathroom!

[Initech]

13. Trump is such a colossal piece of shit.

[mobeau69]

16. Bahahahaha! More pressure please.

[spanone]

18. Never has anyone sounded so guilty!

[Joinfortmill]

33. ROFL

[treestar]

19. another hoax!

his world is full of hoaxes! And horcruxes!

[Catherine Vincent]

20. Idiot!

[NoMoreRepugs]

22. That unhinged meat popsicle was elected POTUS by Republicans. Have they NO SHAME??

[hibbing]

23. Can you explain how a great an offer a reverse mortgage is again please? n/t

[liberalgunwilltravel]

24. No!

Not my president. Never was, never will be.

[moonscape]

26. He makes me ashamed to speak

English. Never mind. That’s not what he’s doing.

[Mr. Evil]

27. Would it be rude

if I started a GoFundMe page to request enough money to travel to Mag-A-Lardo to punch that disgusting, worthless piece of shit in the face? I mean, seriously! I'd gladly go to jail just to punch that motherfucker one god damn time. I bet Melania would my biggest donor!

[spanone]

29. I'll donate!!!

[japple]

28. I tried to run the ship properly but they fought me at every turn.

[ShazzieB]

44. One of Bogie's finest performances.

I love that movie, and yes, it's a great example of extreme paranoia!

[LuckyCharms]

30. WARNING!!!!

Don't watch this when you're starting to feel the effects of an edible!!

Trust me!!

Jesus Christ!

[Joinfortmill]

31. He's a stain on our nation.

[japple]

47. Old Yellow Stains...

[Justice matters.]

34. That hot orange mess is the smartest criminal conman the US has ever seen...

The proof is right there: After conspiring to delay official proceedings of the federal government more than TWO YEARS ago, he is STILL FREE to live a lustful life, graft his gullible Qultists out of hundreds of millions, and make a complete mockery of the supposedly Justice system in this declining country run by billionaire corporations.

[spanone]

38. You make a good point!

[Fiendish Thingy]

35. Does this sound like a man who expects to get away with every one of his crimes?

It’s funny that some consider Garland too timid and milquetoast…I’d say Trump disagrees.

On a positive note, Trump has nearly perfected his impression of James Austin Johnson doing his impression of Trump…

[ShazzieB]

49. I think Trump may be more afraid of Jack Smith than he ever was of Garland.

And he probably has good reason to be. He knows that Smith has one job, and that one job is Donald J. Trump. The Orange Hellbeast doesn't like that one bit!

I think he sounds this desperate and unhinged because he's never felt this personally threatened before. In the past, he's always gotten away with stuff by lying, denying, and shifting blame. Those were the only things he's ever learned how to do, and they've always worked for him until very recently. I think he senses that his usual tactics are not working as well as they used to, and he's starting to panic.

Anyone who thinks he's some kind of criminal mastermind is mistaken, imo. He's not that smart; he's just been really lucky so far. He's bold, audacious, willing to take risks, and completely without shame, and those qualities can get a person pretty far. Unfortunately for him, he lacks 2 important things: common sense and good judgment. As a result, he doesn't know how far to push things and when it's time to back off.

Add that to the fact that he is absolutely incapable of accepting a loss (as in the 2020 election), and you get a guy who was crazy enough to think he could overturn an election and spit in the face of the entire federal government. Smart? I don't think so.

[niyad]

36. Could somebody provide a transcript? I don't want to waste my lovely lunch.

[myohmy2]

37. yep...

...it's true, anything can become President...

...it'll be interesting to see what else we could dredge up...

...

[onecaliberal]

39. Psychotic animal should be locked up.

[Blue Owl]

42. The Pettyturd Address

[H2O Man]

46. Recommended.

I think his returning to things like twitter will create difficulties for the republican party. We must iffer thoughts & prayers ...... that they self-destruct.

[Uncle Joe]

48. It's actually a tragic statement on how much

the American People have been dumbed down that he could ever come to power.

That's why the Republican Party had waged war against public education over the past forty years or so by defunding it and trying to privatize everything.

Combine that with the corporate media's decades old war against reason and *rump is the inevitable result.

Thanks for the thread spanone

[spanone]

50. ..and the war goes on. Here in Tennessee we have a governor hell bent on destroying Public Education

[Uncle Joe]

52. Exactly, if a strategy is "successful" in gaining political power why change it?

It's amazing how much to do has been made by the corporate media over the "defunding the police" statements while defunding public education over near half a century has been all but ignored.

I believe its' because the corporate media doesn't want a populace with a high degree of critical thinking skills, it's easier to sell a product, candidate or message to ignorant people.

With the corporate media it's all about commercials and which corporate conglomerate owns them.

[Beetwasher.]

51. My God How Does One Describe/Categorize that Color?

It’s inhuman. Burnished Burnt-Leather Cadaver-Orange?

[A HERETIC I AM]

53. Every time I hear him complain about how he is being "treated unfairly", this is what I see;

The man is an 8 year old, plain and simple.

[myohmy2]

54. you're...

...insulting 8 year olds...

...

[A HERETIC I AM]

55. Fair enough.