Trump claims Senior golf championship at his club.

[Kingofalldems]

How much did he cheat?

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Stay tuned as Rick Reilly investigates.

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[Drum]

1. #ParticipationTrophy

[Just A Box Of Rain]

2. Does Trump ever not lie?

[303squadron]

3. According to those who have played golf with trump

His scores are a product of the Secret Service Foot Wedge® and the pencil eraser!

Yes, he's pretty good off the tee, but his short game is non existent and he often does not putt them all out.

I'd love to see him play a round with an R&A official present.

[Kingofalldems]

5. He'd call them 'bad people' and communists.

[SalamanderSleeps]

4. He only won because "aka" Santos wasn't playing.

[gibraltar72]

6. It's like declassifying, you just think about it and it is done!!

[rsdsharp]

7. It takes "strength and stamina" to step into and out of your golf cart.

Especially when you drive it onto the green.

Let’s see you WALK the course, Donnie.

[Kingofalldems]

8. Getting interesting with this UPDATE:

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Trump concocts dubious score to win his own golf tournament

TFG cheated

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[Hong Kong Cavalier]

10. He "won" the tournament because he -decided- that his game he played TWO DAYS PRIOR

would count as his 'first round'.

The fact that the remainder of the competitors didn't just up and quit the tournament when they woke up and saw the scoreboard with Tangeranus ahead shows just how fucking sycophantic these people are.

Their god has no morals, they know it, and they love it.

[newdayneeded]

11. BUT,

he'll never be as good as the Korean "hole in one" Kim!