No Wanking!

[Nevilledog]

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These are some excerpts from the Proud Boy membership rulebook







This is being discussed during the ongoing Proud Boys sedition trial


Whole document

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23583878-proudboyssignup

[Tetrachloride]

1. "Proud Boy" . Gotcha

[Laffy Kat]

2. .....

They are hilarious.

[Timeflyer]

3. Eww. Just--eww.

[underpants]

4. One yard?

[EYESORE 9001]

5. 'No Wanks'?

That’s all the passage discusses. Oh, yeah…spooging in some poor woman’s general direction. Perverts.

[usedtobedemgurl]

6. I have no association with the proud boys...

That being said, my guys do not masturbate or ejaculste, unless I give them permission!!! Maybe they should be called the kinky proud boys!!!! Or, I have several cages I can loan out, for them to wear on their nether regions. It is impossible to ejaculate when you are in one.

They did not mention anything about prostrate milking. Since it is not mentioned, I guess it is allowed?

[tikka]

7. must be tough on incels

[regnaD kciN]

8. "We see housewives as sentient beings..."

Awfully open-minded of them.

[doc03]

9. No prostitutes? How about siblings and cousins? nt

[JanLip]

15. LOL

Hahahahaha..snort

[Hortensis]

10. I just read the whole thing. What an unimpressive, mediocre

mission statement, screed, or whatever it is, devoid of intellectual and spiritual content, not to mention self awareness! IQ average and below, educational level high school, but not necessary for membership.

About what you'd expect to impress those who qualify for membership in this elite group by getting in trouble with the law and tattooing "Proud Boys" somewhere on the body. Oh, yeah, and knocking a woman up because Proud Boys venerate housewives and are expected to get one of their own so they can stop masturbating alone.

I notice it doesn't require members to hold their breath on that last one.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. Does it make any mention of the dreaded cooties?

Boys who are near puberty seem to worry a lot about cooties.

You're tougher than I am; I couldn't bring myself to read it.

[Hortensis]

14. :) Given the special emphasis on controlling lonely sexual behaviors,

cooties certainly should have been there. Guessing they lose a lot of prospective members the first time they take a look around at one of these meetings and realize there's a whole different level of loser they don't qualify for. And of course on finding that instead of joining in group public service activity they're to commit to cutting back on pornography.

Beyond that, I'd need a psychologist to identify any warning signs of violent extremism in this pathetic document.

[meadowlander]

11. Nothing says "I see you as a senient being" like "put a ring on it and knock her up."

[JanLip]

16. Real classy...

The handbook says a yard away. Did I miss something in sex 101…

[milestogo]

13. Wow, we are sentient beings.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Notice it doesn't say they can't Circle Jerk with a willing female participant in the center.

[Solly Mack]

18. They're incels who wear Fred Perry.

[LuckyCharms]

19. Don't tell me how to live my life!!!!

oh wait...

Sorry.

[Nevilledog]

20. You're usually required to stay at least 200 ft away, right?

[Iggo]

21. LOL...The He-Man Woman Haters Club, for real.

Jeezus.

[peggysue2]

22. Hahahaha!

Nice how the Proud Boys 'see housewives as sentient beings'.

LOL.

FFS, I've never been married to a house nor (thank The Goddesses) married to a man with one foot in the 1950s. And what these jokers know about feminism is straight from Rush Limbaugh's rancid FemiNazi philosophy.

I had read these jokers had put out the word: no sex before J6 in order to preserve 'their strength' for The Great Battle ahead.

Yeah, real Spartans!

You know who's not proud? Their frigging mothers. Because this is a group of men who never matured beyond adolescence.

[Just_Vote_Dem]

23. Beyond pathetic n/t

[Oneironaut]

24. This is some wacky shit.