So, why is Motherfucker scared of prison?

[Aviation Pro]

Since all his peeps are there, Bloated Tick will be treated like royalty by both the inmates and guards.

[PJMcK]

1. No golf (n/t)

[Bettie]

2. No Diet Coke button

and no adoring acolytes, worshiping him. But then, maybe the guards will be his fans.

[wryter2000]

3. No hair spray n/t

[PJMcK]

4. No golf (n/t)

[Marthe48]

5. No gold toilet seat

no gilded surfaces in the graybar hotel :/

[Irish_Dem]

6. Can't run his con game and rip off $millions from the MAGAs?

[doc03]

7. People like Trump go to a prison where all that stuff is available. He won't be in a

prison like you or I would go to.

[rubbersole]

8. Confined to Mar-a-Lardo for "security" purposes.

But must agree to no social media by his bloated ass or any surrogates. That is the best we could expect. Still years away if ever.

[we can do it]

9. No spray tan.

[MiHale]

10. Every minute, every second...

his eyes take in the reality of his surroundings it will remind him he is a failure. The prison he will be forced to live in will be the worst for him…his mind, totally inescapable.

[cloudbase]

11. No pussy to grab. n/t

[ProudMNDemocrat]

12. No CHUMP Library ( taxpayer SHRINE to him)

That's a plus. To live out the rest of one's miserable life in abject obscurity in simple surroundings is indeed worse than death.

To be remembered as a CRIMINAL, MORALLY BANKRUPT, and a HATER of America and the Constitution, will be TDFG's legacy.

[SoCalDavidS]

13. He's Not Going To Prison

Teflon Man is not scared, because he knows he’s above the law.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Fani would like a word

….

[SoCalDavidS]

17. We'll See Whether She Indicts

I don't think he'll be charged. Even if he is, I'd be shocked if convicted, he were ever to be given prison time.

[Sky Jewels]

15. No KFC.

[gratuitous]

16. Losers go to prison

And if there's anything that the former guy hates, it's looking like a loser. He always carries himself like a winner, and will never accept losing. Even when the bald-faced truth is staring him right in his ugly mug, he refuses to kowtow to reality.

He is mentally disturbed.