what is this fuss over m&ms during football games ? i dont get it.

[AllaN01Bear]

mayby i shouldnt.

[LuckyCharms]

1. There's just one thing you need to know.

Whatever is currently the latest outrage coming from the right is pure bullshit, makes no sense, and is a distraction from something else.

[iemanja]

2. Something about the M and Ms being woke.

[AllaN01Bear]

4. ah, the new codeword from them saying they dont like . hem.

its jsut a candy and glad they are "woke . thanks .

[viva la]

3. Tucker Carlson has some weird sexual fetish about M and Ms

and he's tried to make this a national issue.

And his hordes of minions climbed on board and decided that what shoes the green M and M wore were a sign of acknowledging women as adults with brains. Don't ask me how, or why they think that is a bad thing.

[AllaN01Bear]

5. reminds me the time when the power rangers came out and pat roberston

sr, had a fit saying the pink ranger was gay.

[rubbersole]

7. Don't forget the Teletubbies...

[AllaN01Bear]

8. i remember that too also. ruined a brilliant actors life.

[AllaN01Bear]

9. its just a color dye. geezes jaumpin geohsophat.

[viva la]

13. You know, they say it's just dye...

But I'm sure I can tell the difference between the green and the red by taste!

[Initech]

6. Fox News threw a shit fit about the M&Ms turning lesbian and Mars caved.

Fox News is the reason why we can't have nice things.

[TlalocW]

10. Tucker wants to have sex with thick discs of chocolate

And is upset that one of them has stopped wearing dominatrix-style thigh-high boots. Most guys have some secret thing they find attractive that they'll never talk about so for Tucker to boldly proclaim his is actually kind of impressive.

[GGoss]

12. Tucker Got S & M and M & M Mixed Up

He wants to keep chocolates in bondage.

[nolabear]

11. I think it's brilliant marketing by the M&M folks.

My prediction is that something dramatic happens during the Superbowl like the M&Ms revolt, take over, Maya joins in and they all shift the narrative. Hilarity ensues.

This is a business. The only goal is to get attention for the product. If I was a real conspiracy theorist I’d say Tuckums is on the take.

[obamanut2012]

14. I think so, too!

The M & M folks have done similar stuff before. They have a nice, wicked sense of humor.