Lindsay Graham walks into a SCIF...

[mwooldri]

... and he's carrying his Chick-fil-A lunch.

Once inside the SCIF, an archivist stamps the container containing the waffle fries with the words "Classified", and the bag containing the chicken sandwich as "Top Secret".

Questions I have.

1. Can he eat his lunch?
2. If so, can he tell anyone what he had for lunch?
3. If he is permitted to eat his lunch, can he leave the SCIF after consuming the food? Would his "poop" be classified?
4. What happens to the waffle fry container and the sandwich bag? If Lindsay Graham takes the trash out of the SCIF will he be in trouble?
5. Who can declassify his lunch? Can it be declassified after he has eaten ?

Intended as a humourous discussion about the classification of documents at the government level

[Meadowoak]

1. Nice shout out for the most anti-LGBTQ company in the US

Lindsey makes an ass of himself every time he opens his mouth.

[KS Toronado]

2. His "poop" would be declassified only after 10/15 flushes.

Best place to keep secrets.

[KS Toronado]

3. SCIF ?

Secret
Commie
Information
Facility