"I'M NOT A RUSSIAN SPY"

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

"I'm not a crook"

"I'm not a witch"

[blm]

1. 👍🏽

[GoCubsGo]

2. Maybe not, but you ARE a Russian asset, you treasonous motherfucker.

Emphasis on ASS.

[FalloutShelter]

3. THIS!

[Captain Zero]

12. Would make a funny ringtone

haha

[Beastly Boy]

4. Ok, that settles it. He IS a Russian spy.

I had my doubts, but not anymore.

[dalton99a]

5. "I Just LOVE My Extremely Strong And Powerful Master"

[Cha]

6. "I didn't start a fucking failed coup"..

Wah wah wah blubber mouth.

[jcgoldie]

7. Welp... glad that's finally settled.

[OilemFirchen]

8. Did he get fired from that too?

Will he get his Russian "severance"?

[Catherine Vincent]

9. He's looking like George Hamilton now

[SomedayKindaLove]

13. And moves like Max Headroom

Any body language experts on here? Small furious shake of the head no as he says he’s not a Russian spy. Also I’m hoping there’s a follow up video where he says he’s not the Saudi’s little biatch. He can even throw in a “That was Kushner”..

[Cairycat]

10. Why anyone would think

that with his uncontrollable big mouth and lack of smarts that he could be a spy for any country, is beyond me. Not even for Dumbfuckistan ....

[Blue Owl]

11. Vladdy's Boy says what?