Trump/Nugent 2016? PunkA$$, Ted Nugent Surpasses Trump In Twitter Breakdown

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Not to interrupt the day in which all African-Americans, Hispanics and women are getting all their things for having the audacity of wanting to vote for a guy who actually believes they exist and wants them to subsist, but the department of deranged an irrelevant is screaming bloody murder now that the Kenyan Socialist won a second term. First, my all time favorite member of the Inane Clown Posse, Donald Trump, went berserk on Twitter last night. Obviously the Donald was unhappy nobody gave a crap about the so-called “huuuuuge” dirt he had on President Obama. Moreover, he’s still very upset that he has to walk around with a dead albino seagull on his head. We get it! But the motor city madman, Ted Nugent, decided to out crazy Donald Trump in a series of barely intelligible outbursts on Twitter.


You may recall this comic/writer covering the menacing anti-Obama remarks made by the brilliant songwriter by such profound poetry as “Wang Bang Pooty Tang,” which resulted in a subsequent secret service investigation. Perhaps you also recall the washed-up rocker making this very bold pronouncement back in April at an NRA convention:



“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” said Nugent (Entertainment News). So this must mean that we’re now in full-fledged Nugent jail/death watch mode. In short, why does Barack Obama hate Ted Nugent? Well, Nuge the Stooge had plenty to say last night following President Obama winning a second term.







Anybody want to help Nuge pack?


As I stated in a separate article, the biggest problem with the Republican party, outside of its monolithic demographics, is Republicans blind willingness to cater to the lowest common denominator. They appear to recruit candidates and supporters the same way people post ads for couches on Craig’s List, or cast reality TV shows. Do they really want to be the party that reaches out to the mental patients held up in gun ranges, like Ted Nugent, or do they actually want to start representing 21st century America.





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[DURHAM D]

1. He needs to be in rehab.

[spanone]

2. a human shit hole.

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3. A 'shithole' period! Strike out ' human '.

[exboyfil]

4. Take Ted Nugent in a death pool?

I don't think so. At least Meatloaf is not so crazy.

[Melinda]

5. 2016? Umm, he said he'd either be dead or in jail by April 2013, so I'm thinking..

Not.

Wonkette has a post about this...

Ted Nugent Death / Jail Watch, Day One

So, remember how Ted Nugent, that charming young bard of the rock-n-roll genre, said this thing back in April?

“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

We aren’t really sure if it’s appropriate to start the Nugent Death / Jail Watch with the reelection of Barack Obama, or if we have to actually wait until April 2013 so he has the full year. As of right now, Mr. Nugent’s comments are still on his Twitter feed, though we would not be surprised if he Trumps them at some point in the near future.

The scary part is that I am thinking Nugent wasn't joking. Guess we'll have to stay tuned, or - ignore the ass. Yeah, that's it... /ignore Nuge

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7. Typical gun-toting, war mongering weasel-chickenhawk. All bravado and no action!

STFU dumb nugget.

[hifiguy]

6. Lemmy "Mitt Romney is a monster" Kilminster

has a bone to pick with you, Teddy-boy. If Lemmy walked into the room in his biker leathers with that scowl-of-doom on his mug Nugent would involuntarily be shitting his pants for a week.

[LadyHawkAZ]

8. I would pay good money for tickets to that matchup

and bet heavily on Lemmy.

[hifiguy]

9. Yep. The rock n roll version of Bruce Lee

vs Chuck Norris in "Return of the Dragon." It didn't end well for Chuckles either.

[Care Acutely]

10. How 'bout you kill yourself in prison Ted?

That way you can spare yourself the trouble of making a decision.