Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President (satire)
By Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report/The New Yorker
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)As Ron DeSantis reportedly prepares a White House bid, Donald J. Trump accused the Florida Governor of lacking the classified documents necessary to be President of the United States.
A President needs nuclear codes, weapons designs, top-secret stuff like you wouldnt believe, Trump said. How are you gonna get all that without classified documents? The answer is, Ron DeSantis should not be allowed to run.
Trump predicted that if the F.B.I. raided Rons house today, they wouldnt find a goddam document. Not a goddam document. This is what makes Ron DeSantis so dangerous, quite frankly.
In perhaps his most damning accusation, Trump alleged that DeSantis never even tried to buy classified documents from me.
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