When Chuck Norris said 1000 years he should check with Nate Silver first

[Ichingcarpenter]

Last edited Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:04 AM - Edit history (2)

I just made that one up....LOL




Nate is taking over Norris on the internet now.


Here is just a few.
Question: How much woodcould a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?

Nate Silver knows.



Chuck Norris is the Nate Silver of fighting.



Results ask Nate Silver if they're significant. #natesilverfacts


Nate Silver predicted the exact date that Chuck Norris Facts stopped being funny.


More: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/11/nate-silver-facts-election/


Also here:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23natesilverfacts&src=typd

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. Nate Silver knows

what dice God plays with in the universe and the exact number God will roll...Iching orginal

[ZM90]

2. Nate Silver isn't allowed to edit wikipedia because he puts the death dates of someone on the page

before they die.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. Rove edited the page and

headed the protest.

[ZM90]

4. More Nate Silver Facts

Nate Silver has predicted the outcome in all presidential elections to ever exist in the future.

For Nate Silver there is no such thing as gambling as he already knows the outcome.

Nate Silver can divide by zero.

Nate Silver will never die for he already knows how to prevent his death each time and he will.

Nate Silver counted to infinity infinite times backwards.

C3PO tells Han Solo probabilities but Nate Silver tells C3PO probabilities.

Nate Silver knows how, where, and when you will die before you are even born.

Nate Silver predicted his own birth.

Statistics ask Nate Silver if they are correct.

Before the President of the United States makes a decision he checks with Nate Silver.

Nate Silver once visited a psychic to warn her.

There is no possible future just things Nate Silver allows to happen.