Chinese Spy Ballon?

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alan cox @alancoxshow 9h
Herschel Walker explained all of this:

“Our good air decided to float over to China's bad air, so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move.”

Balloon physics. Duh.

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[wnylib]

1. Blinken has cancelled his scheduled visit to China.

[Ray Bruns]

2. Chinese government statement,"It's a weather balloon."

US government statement,”It’s a spy balloon.”
History channel statement, “It’s aliens!”

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1010US1010&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzW-8lLyM5pOKE11F1v6Umd0OraQdQ:1675442740746&q=its+aliens+history+channel+meme&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjkgp3L5vn8AhWiElkFHZsQCU8Q0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=n77zJ_NFfYfjWM

[TheProle]

4. "Airship"

The abrupt decision came despite China’s claim that the balloon was a weather research “airship” that had blown off course. The U.S. has described it as a surveillance vehicle.

https://apnews.com/article/politics-antony-blinken-china-314302278a5f05bdc2df146ed5b35ec6

[Ray Bruns]

11. It's aliens

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1010US1010&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzVOISHwSVAjHzGgUSGG9TAVRFFxQA:1675449516906&q=its+aliens+history+channel+meme&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwih_6zq__n8AhUsFVkFHT9yC7gQ0pQJegQIERAB#imgrc=n77zJ_NFfYfjWM

[Johnny2X2X]

3. Hilarious

A spy balloon is the dumbest concept ever when China could just rent a plan and fly anywhere they want in the US. Or just drive around on vacation. Or just look at the pictures their satellites take of the US non stop.

[Kennah]

8. Might be a "look at how big our dick is" move

[Cosmocat]

18. It's them using our stupidity against us

It's a 100% Russian play.

The debris thing is not why they aren't shooting it down, they know it will cause blowback doing it.

So, they float it over here knowing Rs will use it to attack JB.

Pitting us against one another.

We are THAT fucking stupid as a country.

[GPV]

14. Yeah, I don't get why they would resort to a balloon in this day and age.

[Johnny2X2X]

15. 10 to 1 in turns out to be some weird dude's home balloon experiment

A balloon is just silly.

[Emile]

5. That Andy Briggs has a loose screw. Arizona

must be proud of this smear mongering idiot.

[Kennah]

9. Genius!

We put Briggs in one of our balloons, send him up, and he can use his loose screw to punch a hole and slow leak it to the ground.

[Emile]

12. Someone needs to email him this message!

https://www.facebook.com/reel/834162380989116/

[Emile]

13. Will he be red face when he finds out China has satellites and can see

us without the help of weather balloons?

[hatrack]

6. I think there might be a song in this . . .

It's a Chinese spy balloon
Caught a breeze and started roaming
Questions came up pretty soon
"Why'd they send it to Wyoming?"

[TheProle]

7. Is the song called

"Where are the US Nuclear Silos?"

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Okay, Marge. Time to crank up the Jewish Space Lasers. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. Now there's a Russian spy balloon hovering over us.

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[GPV]

17. Be funny if it weren't true

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. Swalwell is having fun with Trump Junior

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