God has some great tweets of the RW Chik fil a cauliflower flip out 😆🤡

[underpants]

https://god.dailydot.com/chick-fil-a-meatless-sandwich/

The mental gymnastics a person has to do to genuinely be angry about a sandwich they do not have to eat sound exhausting. Whatever will they do when they find out Chick-fil-A has already been selling fruit and salad for years? Somebody get Fox News on the line, quick!

[wryter2000]

1. There is no cauliflower in the Bible

[KPN]

25. Lol. Yeah, that's the one that got me too!

[wryter2000]

53. Funny thing

Cauliflower is one of my very favorite foods. If they can make a cauliflower sandwich, I'd like to try one. I'm not a vegetarian. I just love cauliflower.

[GoCubsGo]

26. Someone should also point out to that crackpot that

the BuyBull doesn't mention waffle fries, ranch sauce, and soft drinks, either. All of which his favorite chicken stand sells.

[Maraya1969]

2. THERE IS NO CAULIFLOWER IN THE BIBLE! THIS SANDWHICH IS AN ABOMINATION.

Tooooo funny

[Baitball Blogger]

3. I want to be there when they tell these fools that Chick-fil-A has been

selling a side Kale salad for years.

The Kale Crunch. And it includes Dijon Mustard. You know what else is Dijon Mustard, Grey Poupon. There. I connected the dots.

[underpants]

4. This is hilarious 😆

[sdfernando]

22. There is your proof right there!

Isn’t Dijon what Obama put on his hot dog?…..PROOF!!!!

[MLAA]

5. I wish I could try one!

I bet it’s good and for a bonus I’d get to freak out a RWNJ! But only in Denver, Charleston SC and Greensboro NC as test markets.

[underpants]

7. Just like the BK burger sure I'll give it a shot

They weren’t bad. I haven’t tried the other ones.
I’m a product of American marketing and consumerism. When Popeyes or anyone comes out with a new thing I tend to try it.

[Sky Jewels]

14. Please don't eat at Chik-fil-A

They’re an anti-gay organization.

[lambchopp59]

18. Thank you

This whole flap seems such a double crossed irony.
That horrid campaign got some gentle souls brutally murdered: that's blood on their hands. I couldn't whet any appetite for one of their sandwiches knowing what it cost.

[KPN]

28. THIS ... really, come on folks. Eat at Chik-fil-A?

[MLAA]

42. You are right, so few vegan fast food options my initial excitement got the best of me.

No chick filet, ever!

[Chellee]

54. It's not vegan anyway.

Milk and eggs in the breading and bun.

[MLAA]

56. Thanks!

[Sky Jewels]

64. I get it. I'm vegan also.

[MissMillie]

6. Chick-fil-A probably spent handsomely on research and learned

that giving this sandwich a shot might be a good idea.

No business (especially the bigots at Chick-fil-A) would go "woke" unless there was some money in it for them.

Just like conservative outrage. Conservatives know full-well that they have no shot at raising money or winning elections unless they give the cult-ist base something to be angry about.

[underpants]

8. Lord knows they have enough money

Those franchises basically print money. Several have their own delivery cars.

[LeftInTX]

35. It's not woke, it's marketing. Lent is coming.

The concept of cauliflower chicken sounds good, if you consider it's served with pickles, Mayo and other stuff.
Catholics can now eat there on lenten Fridays. I've never eaten there and have no idea if they serve fish.

[MissMillie]

37. I used quotation marks to indicate that it's not what I would call it.

I hadn't thought of lent, but yeah, the whole idea of my post was that the chain made this choice based on market research--research that probably told them that this sandwich might make them some money.

[LeftInTX]

39. I've seen pics of their salads. They look good.

[MLAA]

67. Agree that big companies are 'expanding' their options because they realize some of their

current products might not all be sustainable in the future 🙂

[jeffreyi]

9. Psssst...there's a new translation just out

"And G-d spake forth out of the burning Cauliflower bush...."

[calimary]

10. Dear Lord, please save us from the stupid.

[keithbvadu2]

11. I won't be trying it but not as some protest. I dislike cauliflower.

I won't be trying it but not as some protest.

I dislike cauliflower.

You cannot put enough cheese on it to disguise it.

[democrank]

12. Seriously....Did I just stumble into a circus tent?

What happens if the anti-wokesters don’t buy one of these cauliflower things? Will they go to prison? Have their children taken away?

Wait…..let’s just ban cauliflower and any cookbooks that call for it in a recipe.

[MMBeilis]

32. Let's burn those cookbooks. Haven't been to a good cookbook book burning in a while.

[republianmushroom]

13. ignorance can be blissful for some.

[Sky Jewels]

15. Reminder: Please don't support Chil-fil-A,

in spite of this awesome-sounding sandwich (I’m vegan). They hate gay people.

[lambchopp59]

20. Thank you

Their hateful campaign indirectly resulted in some brutal murders of some gentle souls. I couldn't whet any appetite for their sandwiches knowing this.

[Chellee]

46. Even if Chic-fil-a weren't anti-LGBTQIA+,

you'd still have to make this sandwich at home. There's dairy and eggs in the breading and bun. Also mayo. But good on them, its a step in the right direction. It does look good. Too bad its being served by a company that is using its profits to fund homophobic initiatives.

[aggiesal]

16. I've always called it Fil-a-Chick n/t

[NutmegYankee]

17. There's no meat and cheese sandwishes or french fries in the Bible either.

These people are so stupid they should be brought up on charges of oxygen theft...


obvious joke is obvious.

[Retrograde]

23. But tuna sandwiches should be OK

since Jesus did that loaves and fishes thing Actually, I don't think there are that many foods specifically mentioned in the bible - figs, grains, a mess of potage are about all I can think of.

[LeftInTX]

36. Potatoes are a new world plant (native to Bolivia)

Cauliflower is old world (Europe and Med)

[NutmegYankee]

40. Modern Cauliflower is medieval in origin though.

While Brassica oleracea is ancient, several of its popular cultivars came much more recently.

[LeftInTX]

41. Yeah. I'm sure you're right

I think broccoli, brussel sprouts, cauliflower and maybe cabbage are all cultivars of the same plant. (Sorry on my phone)

I think most squash is the same way.

[NutmegYankee]

43. I take much enjoyment explaining the leaves on broccoli are basically kale.

It blows minds.

[LeftInTX]

44. It's fun!

[central scrutinizer]

57. I'm sure that post was satirical

Nice trolling

[NutmegYankee]

61. You're saying I'm trolling?

Several others made the same type of comments in the top of the thread, and yet you came into a day old thread and seem to have leveled an accusation at me out of nowhere. Why?

[central scrutinizer]

62. No, I meant the poster on twitter was trolling

The morons who were mad at Chick-fil-A. I see now how it could have been misinterpreted. Sorry

[NutmegYankee]

63. Oh. OK. I was so confused.

Yes, as I look back, that reply on twitter was obviously trolling. I guess I was laughing too hard at the other replies to notice.

[Warpy]

19. Those holy rollers need to reread Genesis

The diet described in it is strictly vegetarian. Vegan, in fact.

EEEEEEEEK!

[pandr32]

21. I guess these idiots think that eating vegetarian is akin to Satan worship.

[Takket]

24. why to rethugs despise freedom and capitalism?

[Envirogal]

27. Now if they can just stop using foam cups!

I am vegetarian now but used to love their sandwiches when I was in high school (back when they would stand outside their mall stores handing out free samples). But even as exciting as having an option to eat at a CFA again with a non-meat sandwich, their foam cups are an abomination to the environment. So much for being stewards, as good Christian’s were commanded to be.

[randr]

29. Looks like Chick-fil-A wants to incease their clientele

The other 80% of Americans may stop in

[HubertHeaver]

30. Looks more like a joke than something they are actually doing.

But then, with the avian flu reducing the available supply of chicken, who knows?

[LeftInTX]

38. It actually sounds good

I don't eat there, but I like the idea. I'm not a vegetarian either.
I will order non meat dishes now and then though.

[Different Drummer]

31. Aldo...

"I may not be able to define satanism, but I know it when I see it."

[sellitman]

33. I wouldn't eat there if I was starving and it was free.

The owners are anti LGBTQ

Fuck that place.

[BWdem4life]

34. Meat eater: "Let's go to Chick-Fil-A." Vegetarian friend: "There's nothing there for me."

Chick-Fil-A: "Let's add a cauliflower sandwich so these two friends don't eat somewhere else."

MAGA's: "God will smite you!!!,!,!111"

[Chellee]

47. You are missing out, it's fantastic!

https://www.thissavoryvegan.com/the-best-baked-buffalo-cauliflower/

[Chellee]

49. Cauliflower wings are great, but even better, are oyster mushrooms.

https://twomarketgirls.com/vegan-mushroom-wings/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=pinterest&utm_campaign=tailwind_smartloop&utm_content=smartloop&utm_term=54193742

[Chellee]

51. Yes, to the breading.

And you can serve them with any kind of sauce you want. I always think i might try a different sauce and then I choose buffalo anyway.

[Chellee]

55. Wow. What happened?

They must have been very bad somewhere else because our innocuous conversation about veggie wings isn't what did it.

[Brother Buzz]

65. File this under Believe it or Not:

That one has been banned more times than you can imagine. This morning, she came back as buffalocauliflower and was banned once again after one post. Yes, buffalocauliflower.

[Chellee]

68. It was library girl, wasn't it?

My post count is low, but my years are long.

[Celerity]

66. those look jummi AF 😍💙😍❤️

[area51]

58. "There is no cauliflower in the bible."

There's no air conditioning in the bible, should we get rid of that too?

I'm guessing they're straight on trolling.

[CTyankee]

59. "Satan walks among us" is great title for a book!

[GenThePerservering]

60. These tweets are hilarious!

and some nice trolling!