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Dear Earthlings,... (Original Post) madinmaryland Feb 2023 OP
😂 Deuxcents Feb 2023 #1
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Feb 2023 #2
Bwahahahahahaaaa spanone Feb 2023 #3
LOL!! peggysue2 Feb 2023 #4
Please send a bus keithbvadu2 Feb 2023 #5
I was told the first one was a 3-bus-sized Uber -- would hold lots of such critters. Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2023 #6
It's a cookbook! keithbvadu2 Feb 2023 #11
I see what you did there..... lastlib Feb 2023 #20
They wouldn't like the taste. calimary Feb 2023 #28
K&R, mad ... Auggie Feb 2023 #7
You stole my post. But I was gonna add TFG and Bannon to sweeten the deal. nt allegorical oracle Feb 2023 #8
Hilarious! Mr.Bill Feb 2023 #9
The last transmission from the aliens: newdayneeded Feb 2023 #10
HEY, mad!!! elleng Feb 2023 #12
Hi Ellen! madinmaryland Feb 2023 #15
Snort!! niyad Feb 2023 #13
Old "sporkfoot". SergeStorms Feb 2023 #14
I know... 2naSalit Feb 2023 #18
She's the person I'd blame. SergeStorms Feb 2023 #21
I'm sure you're right about that. 2naSalit Feb 2023 #23
Younger sister of General Zod. You can have her back now. Thank you. paleotn Feb 2023 #16
WINNER OF THE INTERWEBS TODAY!!! 2naSalit Feb 2023 #17
😹 Meowmee Feb 2023 #19
Too funny judesedit Feb 2023 #22
Love it Cherokee100 Feb 2023 #24
Gotta love the internet! mysteryowl Feb 2023 #25
MTG needs a ride greblach Feb 2023 #26
LOL! FemDemERA Feb 2023 #27
This is hilarious! I love it! liberalla Feb 2023 #29
... pazzyanne Feb 2023 #30
+1000! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2023 #31
Nice! Ruby the Liberal Feb 2023 #32
LOL! burrowowl Feb 2023 #33
Yeah, that was funny! joshdawg Feb 2023 #34
Cute Avatar KS Toronado Feb 2023 #35
Thank You, That Was Priceless !!! GGoss Feb 2023 #36
Apparently, the term "Sporkfoot" itself refers to MJT. Earth-shine Feb 2023 #37
LOL SunSeeker Feb 2023 #39
Hilarious malaise Feb 2023 #38


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10. The last transmission from the aliens:
Sun Feb 12, 2023, 05:51 PM
Feb 2023

"We finally made it to earth, beautiful planet, looks like an earth vessel is coming up to greet u....."



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14. Old "sporkfoot".
Sun Feb 12, 2023, 06:05 PM
Feb 2023

I was unaware there was a "Sporkfoot Federation" now, but I so rarely leave the planet anymore since the COVID pandemic. I'm so far behind on trans-universal news these days.

😔 I feel that life is just passing me by since COVID erupted.


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18. I know...
Sun Feb 12, 2023, 06:27 PM
Feb 2023

I missed my winter vacay on Planet 1453c87z in the 87th sector of the Crab Nebula last year!

At least I know to whom I should complain now.

People were saying that it was all bimbobert's fault, though.


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21. She's the person I'd blame.
Sun Feb 12, 2023, 06:58 PM
Feb 2023

Either "Bim" Boebert or Empty Greene.

I'm fairly certain 99% of the ills in our solar system could be blamed on one, or both, of them.

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