Dear Earthlings,...

[madinmaryland]

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[Deuxcents]

1. 😂

[Wounded Bear]

2. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[spanone]

3. Bwahahahahahaaaa

[peggysue2]

4. LOL!!

Please, she's all yours. Definitely alien in nature.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Please send a bus

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. I was told the first one was a 3-bus-sized Uber -- would hold lots of such critters.

[keithbvadu2]

11. It's a cookbook!

[lastlib]

20. I see what you did there.....

"To Serve Man"........

[calimary]

28. They wouldn't like the taste.

[Auggie]

7. K&R, mad ...

[allegorical oracle]

8. You stole my post. But I was gonna add TFG and Bannon to sweeten the deal. nt

[Mr.Bill]

9. Hilarious!

[newdayneeded]

10. The last transmission from the aliens:

"We finally made it to earth, beautiful planet, looks like an earth vessel is coming up to greet u....."

 

[elleng]

12. HEY, mad!!!

[madinmaryland]

15. Hi Ellen!

[niyad]

13. Snort!!

[SergeStorms]

14. Old "sporkfoot".

I was unaware there was a "Sporkfoot Federation" now, but I so rarely leave the planet anymore since the COVID pandemic. I'm so far behind on trans-universal news these days.

😔 I feel that life is just passing me by since COVID erupted.

[2naSalit]

18. I know...

I missed my winter vacay on Planet 1453c87z in the 87th sector of the Crab Nebula last year!

At least I know to whom I should complain now.

People were saying that it was all bimbobert's fault, though.

[SergeStorms]

21. She's the person I'd blame.

Either "Bim" Boebert or Empty Greene.

I'm fairly certain 99% of the ills in our solar system could be blamed on one, or both, of them.

[2naSalit]

23. I'm sure you're right about that.

There's going to be hell to pay, I'm tellin' ya.

[paleotn]

16. Younger sister of General Zod. You can have her back now. Thank you.

[2naSalit]

17. WINNER OF THE INTERWEBS TODAY!!!

That is so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Meowmee]

19. 😹

There are more than a few other who need to be taken back. Pleas find a way to do it.

[judesedit]

22. Too funny

[Cherokee100]

24. Love it

Wish I had thought of that..

[mysteryowl]

25. Gotta love the internet!

[greblach]

26. MTG needs a ride

I absolutely love this post!

[FemDemERA]

27. LOL!

[liberalla]

29. This is hilarious! I love it!

Really hitting my funny bone tonight.

[pazzyanne]

30. ...

[Rhiannon12866]

31. +1000!

[Ruby the Liberal]

32. Nice!

[burrowowl]

33. LOL!

Good one!

[joshdawg]

34. Yeah, that was funny!

[KS Toronado]

35. Cute Avatar

[GGoss]

36. Thank You, That Was Priceless !!!

[Earth-shine]

37. Apparently, the term "Sporkfoot" itself refers to MJT.

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[SunSeeker]

39. LOL

[malaise]

38. Hilarious