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If Stupid Could Fly... (Original Post) GGoss Feb 2023 OP
Doesn't playing two national anthems break the law that only exists in Booberts head? Ray Bruns Feb 2023 #1
Not possible. AZ8theist Feb 2023 #10
! Kali Feb 2023 #28
On second thought, the "box of hair" is a reasonable description calimary Feb 2023 #55
That's perfect! MyOwnPeace Feb 2023 #2
I wonder when that started, indulging in patriotic rituals before certain sporting events? 70sEraVet Feb 2023 #3
If I remember correctly, some deal between the Pentagon and nfl. Almost a niyad Feb 2023 #8
They started the national anthem thing with the 1918 World Series Clash City Rocker Feb 2023 #11
They do it at chess tournaments, too. jaxexpat Feb 2023 #17
I liked the Repubs who said it was required SCantiGOP Feb 2023 #4
She is doing the dividing, not the NFL. flying_wahini Feb 2023 #5
HEAR HEAR Skittles Feb 2023 #49
High School drop-out says what?? AZ8theist Feb 2023 #6
We force children to recite the Pledge Of Allegiance every day. The Jungle 1 Feb 2023 #7
Who is Richard Stands anyway? Thunderbeast Feb 2023 #12
No no no, its "witch's stand" ... I ignored it often uponit7771 Feb 2023 #23
If I recall correctly, SpamWyzer Feb 2023 #48
A friend of Juan Nation (under God)? calimary Feb 2023 #56
My son when he was six iwillalwayswonderwhy Feb 2023 #58
With liberty and justice for all.* twodogsbarking Feb 2023 #13
Yea just imagine a room full of black kid in south Philly reciting... The Jungle 1 Feb 2023 #31
The point is to spread the peaches! DFW Feb 2023 #14
Bwahahaha! Ligyron Feb 2023 #16
Lol judesedit Feb 2023 #24
There are some very funny "translations," for lack of a better... 3catwoman3 Feb 2023 #19
Heh. When I was a young kid in Sunday School, Disaffected Feb 2023 #39
Your mom must have been cool. 3catwoman3 Feb 2023 #41
Thank you, she had a sense of humour alright. Disaffected Feb 2023 #46
A sense of humor is essential for being a... 3catwoman3 Feb 2023 #47
It's not required to pledge any more. LakeArenal Feb 2023 #25
Shut up, booboo. You make my head hurt. niyad Feb 2023 #9
My daily pledge DFW Feb 2023 #15
Brilliant! 3catwoman3 Feb 2023 #20
My daily pledge. "I can make it." So far I have. twodogsbarking Feb 2023 #29
Oooooooooh! Well done!!! calimary Feb 2023 #57
Dear Lauren, colorado_ufo Feb 2023 #18
Bravo !!! GGoss Feb 2023 #21
Huh? soldierant Feb 2023 #40
If I am wrong, so be it - colorado_ufo Feb 2023 #45
It was. So was America the Beautiful..I wish that was our anthem Deuxcents Feb 2023 #51
Thanks in the info. soldierant Feb 2023 #59
So be sleep!? Being against "wokeness" sounds stupid on its face uponit7771 Feb 2023 #22
The Unwoke are uselessly stumbling around in a fog of their own making. Ligyron Feb 2023 #30
+1, uponit7771 Feb 2023 #42
They don't DO Football. LakeArenal Feb 2023 #26
That was the perfect response karin_sj Feb 2023 #27
America. Love it or leave it...Ahem Ford_Prefect Feb 2023 #32
I hope it ruined her whole night. JohnnyRingo Feb 2023 #33
i've always had fun tweeting to right wing assholes--including trump & steven miller! lol nt orleans Feb 2023 #34
"If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet", is totally unfair to Lauren Boebert. generalbetrayus Feb 2023 #35
Complete with being stuck in her own warp bubble. Beartracks Feb 2023 #44
This Land is Your Land pfitz59 Feb 2023 #36
America the Beautiful DENVERPOPS Feb 2023 #50
Forget jets. ShazzieB Feb 2023 #37
agree republianmushroom Feb 2023 #38
Perfect.. fucking white trash on Red Bull.. Cha Feb 2023 #43
She gives proof through the night that our MAGA is STILL here. Unfortunately. czarjak Feb 2023 #52
DUzy! BumRushDaShow Feb 2023 #53
So "woke" really does mean black. GreenEyedLefty Feb 2023 #54

calimary

(90,326 posts)
55. On second thought, the "box of hair" is a reasonable description
Tue Feb 14, 2023, 06:53 AM
Feb 2023

for either Bimboebert or Margie Traitor Gangrene - especially wearing that cloud of white fuzz to the State of the Union.

70sEraVet

(5,531 posts)
3. I wonder when that started, indulging in patriotic rituals before certain sporting events?
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 09:42 AM
Feb 2023

And why THOSE events? I don't think they do it before boxing matches or golf tournaments.

niyad

(133,132 posts)
8. If I remember correctly, some deal between the Pentagon and nfl. Almost a
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 10:23 AM
Feb 2023

recruiting tool that we are paying for.

Clash City Rocker

(3,546 posts)
11. They started the national anthem thing with the 1918 World Series
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 10:38 AM
Feb 2023

These things often start during wartime. The incentive was no doubt to get someone elected.

 

jaxexpat

(7,794 posts)
17. They do it at chess tournaments, too.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:26 AM
Feb 2023

You don't know they don't! When was the last time you watched the opening of a chess tournament?

SCantiGOP

(14,735 posts)
4. I liked the Repubs who said it was required
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 09:43 AM
Feb 2023

That you couldn’t be seated in Congress unless you swore the oath on a Bible. The Founding Fathers would have been unanimous on that one.

Skittles

(172,181 posts)
49. HEAR HEAR
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:52 PM
Feb 2023

I didn't watch the SB but I checked out that song and it's just lovely, how do these people live with so much hatred?

 

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)
7. We force children to recite the Pledge Of Allegiance every day.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 10:20 AM
Feb 2023

I don't think there are any other countries who do that. What is the point of a pledge you are forced to recite.
Does it have any meaning? Is that indoctrination?
What I don't understand is why people like Boobert hate America. She likes nothing we do. She only likes her religion. She does not like our literature, our culture or anyone but white Americans and guns.

 

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)
31. Yea just imagine a room full of black kid in south Philly reciting...
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 04:54 PM
Feb 2023

"With liberty and justice for all."

DFW

(60,317 posts)
14. The point is to spread the peaches!
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 10:49 AM
Feb 2023

From another recent post:

For their high school year abroad (German schools encourage this), my daughters chose to go to the USA. They are both dual nationals who were both born and raised in Germany, and although I always spoke to them in English, and they are now fluent, their native language and culture remains German.

My elder daughter chose to go to the local high school where my Dallas residence was/is. Since I had a legal residence there, it was no problem enrolling her. My roomies there had no problem making room for her. When school started, I stuck around for a week, in case there were any difficulties to iron out, since, although she had visited a couple of times a year, she had never lived in the States before.

After a day or two, I asked how she was adjusting. She said it seemed OK, although the kids there were fascinated by the exotic method of conveyance she used to get to school (a bicycle that I had bought her for this purpose). It seems that in Dallas, NOBODY uses a bicycle to get to school. In Germany, lots of kids do, especially since the driving age there is 18. My wife did when she was that age, and since our part of Dallas was flat, it seemed logical. Oops. If she flown in with her own helicopter, they probably wouldn't have been more amazed.

Then, there was the ritual chanting, which she found very odd.

Ritual chanting? In a Dallas public school? Yep, every morning--unison ritual ritual chanting. Like Buddhist monks do (we had seen documentaries)? She said, yeah, not quite, but similar.

I asked, "What do they chant?"

She said they mostly mumbled it in a disinterested monotone. Her English was pretty good, but she couldn't make most of it out. But, so she said, it started out with "I spread the peaches." Now, she does not lie, but this sounded like some teen science fiction movie. "The Invasion of the Texas Fruit Children?" Dallas teenagers go into a trance and recite in unison, "I spread the peaches?" Is that all they do? She said, and they all stand up to do it. This was getting too weird. Some obscure cult inside the Dallas school system?

She then added, oh, yeah, and they all put their right hands on their chests. Uh-oh. I had forgotten that they still do this in American public schools, and never told her. Her English was very good by age 16, but we never use words like "pledge" or "allegiance" in everyday conversation, so she wasn't familiar with either. She just heard words that she found the most familiar. I explained to her about the Pledge of Allegiance. In Germany, exaggerated rituals of patriotism are frowned upon as too reminiscent of the Nazi era, so she had no idea what was going on. Even after I explained it to her, she still was confused about why American schoolkids, especially since most of them had never even been to another country, needed to be reminded every morning what country they came from.

She decided to stand and mumble "I spread the peaches" with the rest of them, so as not to stand out, but she always found it a very weird thing to do, and never understood the purpose of it.

3catwoman3

(29,588 posts)
19. There are some very funny "translations," for lack of a better...
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:34 AM
Feb 2023

…word, of what little kids think the words of the pledge are. The one I always remember is “liver, tea, and juice for all,” instead of liberty and justice for all.

I finished high school in 1969. Reciting the pledge was a daily ritual, and had a very rote quality about it. - just a thing to do either before or after attendance was taken.

I remember having a similar feeling at a Brownie Scouts camp out when several of my troop member rushed thru their Catholic bedtime prayers in the evening. They said them so fast and so routinely that, even at age 9-10, it was readily apparent to me that the words meant nothing to them.

Disaffected

(6,477 posts)
39. Heh. When I was a young kid in Sunday School,
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 07:25 PM
Feb 2023

we sang a song which went in part:

"Hide it under a bushel? No! I'm going to let it shine" (referring to something I've forgotten now). Now, I could not figure out what a "bushel" was so it occurred to me that the actual wording must have been "Hide it under a bush, hell no.........". My mother thought that was pretty hilarious when I recited the song to her one day.....

Disaffected

(6,477 posts)
46. Thank you, she had a sense of humour alright.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 09:47 PM
Feb 2023

She even considered sending my lyrics alteration to a radio program called "Kids Say the Darndest Things" or some-such but decided not to as she thought too few people would be familiar with the song (which BTW was "This Little Light of Mine" ).

Anyhow, in a similar vein, I was also puzzled as a kid by the Christmas song lyrics "Up on the rooftop reindeer paws....". At least that's the way it sounded to me and I could not figure out why "paws" as reindeer have hooves. It wasn't until years later that I realized it actually was "Up on the rooftop reindeer pause....".

DFW

(60,317 posts)
15. My daily pledge
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:15 AM
Feb 2023

I pledge no credence to the bag
Of lies Fox tells to America
And to the injustice, for which it stands,
One station, shunned by God, indefensible,
With Hannity, disgusting for all.

colorado_ufo

(6,259 posts)
18. Dear Lauren,
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:32 AM
Feb 2023

You stupid hate-filled bitch.

America the Beautiful was a poem by Katharine Lee Bates in 1893 after a visit to Pikes Peak here in Colorado. It has been set to music many times. You should be thrilled that our state is so honored along with the National Anthem. It is an expression of the beauty and peace and brotherhood that America can offer and gives a view of what we can be alongside an anthem that is based on war and battles.

Go back and finish school. And while you are at it, practice opening a little crack in that hard heart of yours.

colorado_ufo

(6,259 posts)
45. If I am wrong, so be it -
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 09:31 PM
Feb 2023

She is still a hate-filled opportunist who just wants money and attention.

soldierant

(9,360 posts)
59. Thanks in the info.
Thu Feb 16, 2023, 05:23 PM
Feb 2023

I assume it was "Lift Every Voice" which had all the MAGAts undies in wads, though.

America the Beautiful would be better than what we have, but not perfect, and expecially if only the first verse were sung. Too many people hear "God shed his grace on thee" as a past tense instead of a subjunctive, and therefore a fait accompli. If we could substitute the one from ([I think] the third verse ]but it might be the second]), I'd feel better about it:

"America, America, God mend thine every flaw!
Confirm thy soul in self-control, thy liberty in law!"

At least that would add some much-needed humility to it. But, of course, it would still be questionable as to church-state separation.

Ligyron

(8,006 posts)
30. The Unwoke are uselessly stumbling around in a fog of their own making.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 02:13 PM
Feb 2023

Asleep at the wheel comes to mind and is never a good thing.

Woke equates to: alert, aware, with it, etc.

Being against that is a losing proposition.

LakeArenal

(29,949 posts)
26. They don't DO Football.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:55 AM
Feb 2023

It’s a corporate profit binge.

A family can not afford to go to a regular game. Let alone Super Bowl.

karin_sj

(1,377 posts)
27. That was the perfect response
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 11:56 AM
Feb 2023

"Get over yourself and your ridiculous white grievances."

They're just trying to rile up their base and make "wokeness" (which actually refers to tolerance, enlightenment, acceptance of others different than yourself, and kindness towards your fellow man) a horrible, frightening word that they can use to turn people against each other. I am sick unto death of these so-called Christians who totally ignore the words in the Bible unless they can twist them to suit their hateful beliefs. "Love they neighbor as thyself" is totally meaningless to them. These people are the worst!

Ford_Prefect

(8,632 posts)
32. America. Love it or leave it...Ahem
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 04:56 PM
Feb 2023

That is to say, "What it is, What it was, What it will be." Dig It, Bit**!

JohnnyRingo

(20,928 posts)
33. I hope it ruined her whole night.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 05:20 PM
Feb 2023

Maybe she complained about it over the sound of the game.

orleans

(37,037 posts)
34. i've always had fun tweeting to right wing assholes--including trump & steven miller! lol nt
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 05:43 PM
Feb 2023

generalbetrayus

(1,918 posts)
35. "If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet", is totally unfair to Lauren Boebert.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 05:52 PM
Feb 2023

If stupid could fly, she'd be the Starship Enterprise at Warp 10.

pfitz59

(12,798 posts)
36. This Land is Your Land
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 06:01 PM
Feb 2023

Should be our national anthem. Not a song glorifying war, or one mentioning 'God'.

DENVERPOPS

(13,003 posts)
50. America the Beautiful
Tue Feb 14, 2023, 12:00 AM
Feb 2023

would be my choice.................

Oh, and by the way, could you imagine a Super Bowl or any other game being played without Black Athletes.........

ShazzieB

(22,721 posts)
37. Forget jets.
Mon Feb 13, 2023, 06:10 PM
Feb 2023

If stupid could fly, Boebert would be the space shuttle.

I know this, because unlike her, I am smart!

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