NSFW--Chelsea Handler responds to a barrage of misogyny from Tuckums

[spooky3]

and friends. 👏👏👏 That’s gonna sting awhile!

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Here’s the original comedy bit that triggered the No Gurlz Klub:

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Perfect.

[SharonClark]

2. It's hard to believe that even Fox watchers would support such hatred of women.

Good job Chelsea.

[Drum]

3. Ohhhh yeah!

[Ray Bruns]

4. Ouch times 10

[JudyM]

5. "Anyone who's ever seen a woman back up a vehicle...?!" Did that make him feel superior?

In addition to these guys’ over the top ignorant sexism, their insecurity, utter shallowness and lack of humanity is on full display when they suggest our significance hinges on the function of their penis.

[progressoid]

7. Friend of mine just got her CDL and now drives semis for a food bank.

Their attempt at humor is always weak.

[JudyM]

8. They attempt to disguise their smears as humor, so weak. It's ludicrous, right?

Congrats to your friend, progressoid! Good to not only have a good job, but one with purpose.

[Bird Lady]

17. He needs to upgrade his vehicle

I love my back-up camera and I could backup a trailer with an optical tracking instrument on it before the camera on my car..

[Skittles]

37. deep down, ALL men know this:

NOTHING they do, *NOTHING* they accomplish, trumps the ability to GROW A HUMAN BEING IN THE WOMB

*NOTHING*

drives a lot of them to really truly hate women.....

[Takket]

6. damn. That was great lol

I’ve don’t really know who she is. I recognize her name. But I think now that tucker has brought her name to the forefront I’ll check out her Netflix special. Thanks for the tip tucker!

[keopeli]

9. It's called "Chelsea Does' and was released in 2016 on Netflix. Have fun watching!

[iscooterliberally]

10. Chelsea, they can't Handle her....

[jcgoldie]

11. How can you tell if tucker carlson is hate masturbating?

Pretty sure his face has that same befuddled and bewildered look as always on tv.

[SomedayKindaLove]

14. My guess Is he is always hate masturbating

Even/especially to M&Ms.

[ShazzieB]

29. Yes, if he's not doing it physically, he's doing it mentally.

Building up that big a supply of rancor, hate, and vitriol is hard work, and keeping it fully stoked at all times is practically a full time job. I imagine Tuckums hardly has time to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom.

Come to think of it, maybe that last one is why he always looks permanently constipated!

[LymphocyteLover]

31. LOL- true!

[FSogol]

32. Someone once aptly described his facial expression as: "someone moved my food bowl."

[LittleGirl]

12. This childless woman

Is laughing hysterically! Those boys!
I drive better than my hubby! Especially backing up. Lololol

[Cerridwen]

13. Julianna Margulies

Have not seen her in a while. She is still great!

For younger people, she was part of the cast of the E.R. television series.

[mjvpi]

15. Expanding definition of Woke.

If you are Woke, you think alpha females (and every other human being) rock. Period. Full stop.

And on a personal note, my daughter(alpha female) can parallel park and back up a car better than anyone I’ve ever seen. And she learned it from her Mama.

I’ll add this to my personal versions of what Woke is. If you’re Woke, Tucker challenges the axiom that all human beings rock. Tucker Carlson is a dip wad. He drives me to name calling.

[Grins]

16. The "NSFW" warning...

….was about what you we’re about to hear from “Family Values“ conservative REPUBLICANS on conservative media!

Nothing Handler said was offensive to anyone. Except the three misogynists…. But eff them.

[spooky3]

18. I'm not sure what you're saying. When I was working, a video that

Mentioned masturbation, for example, would have been problematic. Better to be safe and post a warning than not to and then have some DUers upset that they weren’t warned.

[oldsoftie]

21. Seems you'll get called out no matter WHAT you do

[evolves]

19. This childless-by -choice woman

will offer up a Gloria Steinem quote:

“Expecting everyone with a uterus to have a baby he’s like expecting everyone with vocal cords to be an opera singer.”

[Skittles]

38. this world would be a lot less fucked up if all women weren't pressured into being mothers

yup

[Demobrat]

20. Rich, beautiful, and free.

And worst of all - mouthy!

Their worst nightmare.

And

[spooky3]

27. And smart and successful.

If she were male, a lot of people would consider her a “catch.”

[barbtries]

22. is that what they talk about on fox?

jeez.
fuck the patriarchy. they got nothing but their hate and fear.

ai yi yi that's so bad.

Chelsea's cool. I don't usually watch the comedy specials on Netflix but think I'll make an exception for her.

[Wild blueberry]

23. Absolutely fabulous!

She held a mirror so those midges could see what tiny pricks they are.
Thank you, Chelsea!

[COL Mustard]

24. The last line was the best.....

IMHO.

[gratuitous]

25. I don't smoke

But I feel like I need a cigarette after that.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. A jackass who's triggered by M&Ms is going to be triggered by everything else

[Warpy]

28. My ex didn't want 'em either. My best response to busybodies

was "god has not seen fit to bless us." It was perfect, it kicked the whole thing upstairs and shut them up forever, although I did get the occasional pitying look as they attempted to wrangle their kids. I'd give them an anguished look and the mouth would close.

So for those of you out there who are child free by choice, use this one. It works and doesn't leave a mess to clean up.

[Demobrat]

34. Good if you're coupled up.

As a singleton past menopause I just shrug and say I just never wanted them. I don’t care what people think.

Get a few glasses of wine in them and they end up telling you how smart you are.

People who are happy with their choices don’t look for reasons to look down on people who chose otherwise.

As for the selfish comments my usual response is along the lines of “I’m not looking for special treatment”, because the ones who make that comment usually are.

Stay late and finish up my assignment so I can go to my kid’s whatever.
No, I have plans.
Don’t you think you’re being selfish?
I’m not looking for favors.

It’s a bullying technique. No reason not to push back.

[Warpy]

35. Oh, I've been known to push back plenty

and "Oh, fuck off" works, too, especially when you're tired.

[Demobrat]

36. Another good one is

“I didn’t choose to be child free so I could make sacrifices for yours”.
They don’t come back after that.

[LymphocyteLover]

30. awesome! thank you

[LymphocyteLover]

33. So is she the new host of The Daily Show?

or she just does it sometimes?