He came, he saw, he tooted his own horn

[True Dough]

It's ALWAYS the same old song and dance with Trump the MAGAlomaniac!

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BREAKING: Man causes toxic catastrophe, brings victims old inventory of product from a long-defunct company of his, eats at a McDonalds, passes out cheap hats made in China, signs autographs, and tells people “have fun, everybody.”


Now, here's what really matters to him:

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[twodogsbarking]

1. I assume the water bottles are past the expiration date.

[True Dough]

3. Just like

Trump himself!

[twodogsbarking]

4. That term is sometimes used to describe the dirt nap. Fingers crossed.

[Walleye]

2. Poor Donald, Joe is getting all the attention

[jmowreader]

5. They're not telling him everything

According to what his social media team told Trump, any mention of both East Palestine and Trump in the same post is positive publicity.

Which means…

“Trump’s deregulation caused East Palestine”
“Trump has a lot of fucking nerve going to East Palestine”
“The last thing those poor people in East Palestine need right now is a Trump visit”
“Is Trump planning to pass out paper towels in East Palestine?”
“Trump needs his ass kicked over East Palestine”
and…
“East Palestine is the last fucking straw. Trump, take your flabby orange ass to Russia and never come back.”
…are all positive press!

[True Dough]

6. You're not wrong

but, sadly, all the negative press is rejected by the Trumpocalypse crowd. They just tune it out and chalk it up to "fake news."

Nothing will bring the country together, it seems. No deceit, no scandal, no mismanagement ever makes the MAGA crowd take a step back and acknowledge the disaster that they so blindly embrace.

[Pachamama]

7. Anyone else creeped out by the image of the trumpified flag he uses as his picture?

A thing of nightmares

[Irish_Dem]

8. Some sort of major villain.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Yep, like a technicolor Big Brother...