How My Vagina Ruined the 2012 Election for the GOP

[pokerfan]

November 8, 2012 By jessica 39 Comments

Does anyone remember how mad people were when Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut? I, for one, didn’t realize that anyone called anyone else a slut after the age of 16, but there it was.

Now, a blogger over at the Christian Men’s Defense Network has named an entire voting bloc “The Slut Vote” and I bet you just can’t wait to hear his super sound arguments for his position. He is, evidently, known as B-Skillet and he wrote an opinion piece about how the sluts blew it for Romney. I say “evidently” because the CMDN website, his piece, and his Twitter feed are all set to private. I say “blew it” because it was a dirty pun.

Thank the FSM for Google cache, though, because we still have his article in all its glory. Would you like to go through it with me? Here we go! Off to Crazy Town! Population: B-Skillet.

I’ll be the first to admit it. A couple weeks ago I predicted a Romney win. I predicted this largely because he played up his alpha cred in the first debate. But one photo-op on the Jersey Shore with Obama looking tough in a bomber jacket destroyed all that, which is yet another reason sane societies don’t let women get involved in government.

Great start. Sane societies. Like Saudi Arabia and Brunei. I forgot that women only vote for men they want to bang.

Read the rest: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/11/08/the-slut-problem-or-how-my-vagina-ruined-the-2012-election-for-the-gop/

[struggle4progress]

1. I honestly do not remember discussing vaginas in high school civics class

but mebbe I was stoned that year

[DURHAM D]

3. Good one...

[retread]

4. The ONLY time I remember NOT discussing vaginas was during class!

[liberal_at_heart]

2. very Christ like behavior

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Well, my uterus is happy about the election outcome.