Jeff Tiedrich: hey peoples, I wrote a thing: "Matty Gaetz and the art of performative dumbfuckery "

[riversedge]

love the word dumbfuckery. Wish I could remember to use it now!


Jeff Tiedrich
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Matty Gaetz and the art of performative dumbfuckery


https://jefftiedrich.substack.com/p/matty-gaetz-and-the-art-of-performative
with a special appearance by Marjorie Three Toes
Jeff Tiedrich
22 hr ago

area sex creep Matt Gaetz came to Washington on his daddy’s dollars to do two things: leave a venmo trail of his crimes, and he can’t remember the other thing.

today we have a twofer from Hammerhead Matt.

first up: a couple of weeks ago, Gaetz brought some random dude to recite the Pledge of Allegiance at first meeting of the House Judiciary Committee. what Matty neglected to tell anyone is that this random dude just happens to be awaiting trial for murder.

but eventually people figured out who Random Dude was and Eric Swalwell was having none of it. here’s Eric teaching a master class in how to respond to performative-nonsense dipshittery:

The Recount @therecount
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) slams Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) for bringing “somebody that he met at a gun club” to the first House Judiciary Committee hearing to lead the Pledge of Allegiance.

Turns out, Gaetz’s honored guest was charged with killing a family member in April 2019.
4:53 PM ∙ Feb 28, 2023

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[SheltieLover]

1. K&R!

[LNM]

2. Love that last line!

"We're here to get shit done."

[EYESORE 9001]

4. What Jeff Tiedrich and millions of us call dumbfuckery (rightly so)

MAGAts call pwning teh libz. They fantasize about ol’ hammerhead - or another fuckwit - letting a murderous psycho loose in the halls of Congress. I believe some were disappointed it didn’t happen during the SOTU address.

[gademocrat7]

5. K&R!

Gaetz is a traitorous degenerate who is unfit to serve in Congress.

[3catwoman3]

6. Gotta love Eric Swalwell.

He impresses the hell out of me.

[calimary]

7. Marjorie Three Toes!

And here I was expecting cloven hooves.

[NoMoreRepugs]

8. Littlemattie is catching up to MTG and BoBo in the stooopid race.

[Hekate]

9. Eric Swallwell does us proud

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Ok, so Gaetz's pledge guy is a cold-hearted murderer, at least he's not a dang liberal. nt

[Esra Star]

11. And once again.....

The anvil falls on Wile E Coyote again..