Deputy 'Barney Fife' In DRAG!!! OMG!!!!

[DemocraticPatriot]

I just watched the episode..... clearly he was 'grooming' Opie.... I may be permanently psychologically damaged!!

(I suddenly feel the urge to put on a dress, and makeup... Opie, on the other hand, went on to star in a c-minus 70s flick called "Eat My Dust" where he climbed into a shower stall with a naked buxom blonde, but I digress...)



CLEARLY this 'family television show' which is still rated-G,
was actually a far-left communist gay LGTBQ conspiracy, with drag queens, intended to groom our innocent children
(and susceptible adults....)

/s

I predict that certain Republican state legislators,
who had not yet been born when this show originally aired,
will none-the-less (within the states of Florida, South Carolina, Missouri and Texas)
submit state legislation to BAN "Mayberry R.F.D." from airing
on any cable or broadcast television stations within their respective states....

what else could a true family-friendly patriot do ???


Obviously they have gotten so out of control,
I am tempted to find venues to appear 'in drag' as a political statement,
although the only time I ever did it before, was at the age of ten
as a Halloween costume...

(I believe I made a pretty girl at the time, my older sister helped with the costume and makeup,
but I suppose I would be less pretty now, 50 years later.... lol)


STOP THE MADNESS, FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!

and all you Republicans who are obviously acting out of a desperate 'homosexual panic',
just COME OUT!!! we will not hate you for that....

[usonian]

1. Thanks to the internet:

[DemocraticPatriot]

7. Yep. That was the one....

lol

[Xavier Breath]

2. Nip it! Nip it in the bud!

[DemocraticPatriot]

8. It is too late!

Barney is OUT as a Drag Queen!!!!


These GQP state legislators with their anti-drag state legislation---
clearly they are "closeted"---- the pattern is well established, by now....


Those Republicans who are most 'concerned' about gays or drag,
eventually end up caught soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom,
or busted for child sexual abuse (child rape, in other words)...

[NotASurfer]

3. How many children watched Peter Pan on TV or on stage growing up?

Mary Martin, Sandy Duncan, Cathy Rigby (to name three!), cross-dressed to play a young boy, clearly grooming a generation of girls in the guise of wholesome family entertainment...

And don't get me started on all the anthropomorphic animals that Disney has animated. Obviously a gateway to bathrooms with litter boxes for children who gender-identify as furry, amiright?

Come to think of it, Looney Toons was worse. Bugs was furry AND a cross-dresser. Or does that cancel out? I laughed, but all my clothing is hetero-normative and gender-appropriate.

Too many mirrors in this fun house. I need a good stiff drink

[Chipper Chat]

4. No Milton Berle reruns. Oh the horror.

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[NowsTheTime]

5. AN OLD FAVORITE OF MINE...

[DemocraticPatriot]

9. Jesus in heaven.... lol

obviously YouTube will have to be declared "off-limits"!

[Maeve]

6. or just about any episode of Monty Python....

Brits in drag brought down the empire...

[DemocraticPatriot]

10. Unless, of course, we pay attention to historical chronological order....

the British Empire came down 20-some years before Monty Python came---

but the Magats will never be able to do the math on that, will they? lol



Yes, MP is a favorite of mine as well.....

One of my favorite episodes was the "gangs of old women attacking young men on the streets"
(that must have been from 'Now for something completely different') lol

[usonian]

11. I thought this was MP, but apparently SNL.

Dan and Eric star.


Drag Racing.

Dan won.

I recall a MP skit with drag racing but I found this instead.

The question of the day is: "Will Dragnet be banned in Florida?"