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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRon DeSantis Bans Births In Florida Due To Exposure Of Impressionable Infants To Vagina
TALLAHASSEE, FLIn an ongoing effort to protect children from sexually explicit scenes, Gov. Ron DeSantis banned births in the state of Florida on Tuesday, citing the need to protect impressionable infants from exposure to vaginas.
No longer will we allow our innocent babies, in the first moments of their lives, to witness any obscenity, including the female genitalia, said DeSantis, explaining that every time a person gives birth vaginally, child protective services will be called and the perpetrator will be charged with a felony for endangering a minor.
The radical left is trying to groom our nations young by having them pass through the birth canal, claiming that its natural and healthy. But here in Florida, we know that shoving a baby out of a womans vagina is pornographic, and were not going to tolerate it. Not on my watch.
At press time, state police had arrested millions of Floridians on charges of molestation, alleging they had exposed unborn children to their reproductive organs for up to nine months.
https://www.theonion.com/ron-desantis-bans-births-in-florida-due-to-exposure-of-1850224634
Takket
(21,632 posts)Abolishinist
(1,313 posts)And if I must say, the Borowitz Report as well.
soldierant
(6,927 posts)niyad
(113,581 posts)BlueWaveNeverEnd
(8,075 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,072 posts)angrychair
(8,733 posts)Because this article has the word "vagina" in it that it is against the law to read it in any school in Florida.
LOL
Abolishinist
(1,313 posts)but it took me another 15 years before coming upon the next one. Too much time in between.
BWdem4life
(1,699 posts)Talk about grooming.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)their nursing moms!
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,599 posts)brer cat
(24,613 posts)malaise
(269,182 posts)Rec
Faux pas
(14,691 posts)That'll be the next step.