Lauren Boebert is afraid she'll be eaten by wolves

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

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[brewens]

1. Wolves can sniff out STDs. :) n/t

[peppertree]

2. What's she waiting for? She should call Herschel Walker.

[sarisataka]

3. Not to worry

Wolves only eat pigs, girls who wear red and grandmo...

*!*

I'll shut up now.

[CentralMass]

14. 🤣🤣🤣

[Glorfindel]

4. I'm afraid she won't.

Also concerned for the wolves' digestive systems if they should undertake to eat that creature.

[maxsolomon]

5. 2 groups don't like wolves being reintroduced.

hunters and ranchers. boebert represents both.

wolves limit the elk population, and hunters want elk.

wolves who don't have other prey to eat will prey on sheep or cattle, and ranchers can't abide that. even though they're typically compensated for the loss.

wolves are not a threat to humans.

grizzlies and moose are.

[Kaleva]

17. Arguments are made that wolves actually improve elk herds

They typically prey upon the old, sick and injured while human hunters go after bulks and cows in their prime. Another positive wolves bring is that they disperse deer and elk herds which helps control the spread of diesese.

[maxsolomon]

22. Yep, heard that.

Hunters disagree - it's just what I've been told when on vacation in Idaho. So, grain of salt...

[Kaleva]

26. i believe hunters made the arguments you said

I was just mentioning the arguments some make that wolves are good for elk herds

[Atticus]

6. Wolves would be likely to sniff her and move on. Vultures and carrion beetles, though,

might consider her choice chow.

[Walleye]

8. So now she's little red riding hood?

[cloudbase]

10. She's (almost) grandma. n/t

[Walleye]

11. What a big mouth she has

[sakabatou]

9. *facepalm*

[Codifer]

12. When I read..

"Never Cry Wolf" by Farley Mowat I discovered that wolves (Alaska) subsisted mainly on field mice. I watched my pup Underfoot amuse herself by capturing and eating field mice with the classic Leap and fore paw trap, I had to embrace the truth of that. She was a "Dig Dog", one of the lucky few canines who camped at archaeological excavations with their human partners, sometimes for months. Kind of dog heaven.

Was for me too.

Edit to add: FUCK BOEBERT!

Another edit to add: Even in those when wolves prey on elk, they prefer the easiest kill, the sick and the lame. They help cull the herd and make it stronger overall. Human hunters want the trophy buck as a prize, removing those good genes from the pool. Shit. that must be how bang bang barbies are created. Shallow end of the gene pool. A devolution.

[Wounded Bear]

13. Well, they have been known to dine on carrion in a pinch...

[2naSalit]

15. They wouldn't eat...

Diseased, rancid meat. Buzzards might but wolves have a standard t least.

[Ocelot II]

16. I'm afraid she won't be.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

18. Ewww, Boebert wolf poo.

I’ll see myself out.

[Yavin4]

19. Wolfie. Drop it. Drop it. Wolfie. Drop it.

Eating Boebert will make you sick.

[doc03]

20. That is the best reason I have heard for bringing

them back.

[Oneironaut]

21. What a complete F'ing moron. She's confidentially wrong, as usual.

Wolves are NOT dangerous. They’re extremely timid around humans. They don’t see us as prey and actually see us as predators (with good reason). Wolves have killed 2 people in the last 25 years, and those were freak occurrences. Usually it’s 0.

[milestogo]

23. Maybe she thinks they're GAY wolves.

[Kennah]

24. Wolves might eat carrion but not shit

[Conjuay]

25. anyone who thinks wolves are essential to a healthy ecosystem

should look at the before and after picture taken in Yellowstone. First set is while they were extinct, second set of pictures where several years after their reintroduction. amazing difference

I’ll see if I can scare them up.

[niyad]

27. I wish that people knew the difference between "your" (possessive), and

"you're" (contraction..

[AZSunDevil]

28. Scary

Wolves are scary!

[world wide wally]

29. She is a bigger threat than any wolf I've ever met.

She alone brings the average human IQ down by 20 points. (on the average)