Oral Roberts University Didn't Pray Hard Enough, I Guess

[SoCalDavidS]

Either that, or God is a Duke fan.

[calguy]

1. They don't seem to have enough woke behind them

Either that, or there's massive fraud involved with the company that made the scoreboard.

[jls4561]

2. Look up Oral Roberts - they tout themselves as "empowered by the Holy Spirit"

Who apparently can’t shoot for squat.

Normally, I would never root for Dook, but in this case…

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. This is all that's left of the 900' tall Jesus.

Moral? If you are a long awaited redeemer and show up in Oklahoma as a nine hundred foot tall example of yourself, watch the fuck out.

[House of Roberts]

4. I don't think Gwad is a Duke fan.

Ask a Tarheel if you're in doubt.